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Those who are eager for novel and fun company games, jokes or idioms can also do so.

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Game:

Seven bright and seven dark.

Counting in the order of natural numbers, numbers ending in 7, such as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 17, 27 and 37, are called "Qi Ming", and multiples of 7, such as 14, 2 1, 27. From left to right, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 (silent) and then reverse the order. Anyone named "6" should be called "8", 9, 10, 1 1,12,65438 immediately.

(Note: It is easy for many people to play together, but it may be a bit boring because of the simple password. )

I love you VS shameless

This sounds a bit "ambiguous", but it is actually a good game to practice reaction.

Rule: everyone sits in a circle, and it is stipulated that you can only say "I love you" to the person on your left and "shameless" to the person on your right. Two people can only talk three times in a row. Once someone says something wrong, they will be punished.

Highlight: When the game reaches a certain speed, people who can't keep up often have classic "confessions" such as "I … shameless" or "no … I love you".

Barrel squat

Divide the participants into more than four piles, each pile forms a circle hand in hand, name each pile with colors or numbers, arbitrarily designate a pile of radishes to start squatting in unison, read out the words at the same time, and then designate other radishes to do the same action, with the same goal, and so on, but they can't be quoted back immediately.

This point is illustrated by an example. Red, white, yellow and purple carrots. White radish squats first. Read "white radish squat, white radish squat, white radish squat." After reading it, the fingers of the white radish all point to the carrot pile. Carrots will start squatting and muttering, and then you can specify the next one, but not the white radish.

A frog

Participants form a circle and face the center. The host reads "one", and the next person reads "only" clockwise, followed by "green", "frog", "jump", "middle" and "plop"; Then "two frogs jumped into the water and plopped" ... and so on. Those who can't keep pace or make mistakes will be punished.

sleep-talking

A blindfolded person dressed as a "blind man", and the person sitting to the left of the "blind man" began to point at everyone present. When he pointed to one of them and one of them, he asked the blind man, "Is this ok?" . If the "blind man" says no, keep pointing to the next person. When the "blind man" agrees, the accused person is the person selected by the game. The "blind man" took off his blindfold and guessed who was chosen according to everyone's expression, but the participants could not tell the blind man. Of course, the person chosen may be the "blind man" himself. Blind people have to do a topic or specify a program, which is completed by the selected person. Like adventure, the more absurd and exciting the program, the better.

In the next round, the person selected in the last round will be blind.

Officers and soldiers catch thieves

Appliances: four small pieces of paper with the words "officer, soldier, arrest and thief" written on them respectively.

This game is best played by four people. Fold four pieces of paper, and each of the four participants in the game draws one. Those who draw the word "catch" should guess who took the word "thief" according to the facial expressions or other details of the other three people, and those who guess the word "official" will be punished. Those who guess the word "official" should decide how to punish them, and those who draw the word "soldier" should be executed.

Item 7

Such an old game! However, since old bottles can hold new wine, old games can also find new tricks!

Review the rules of the old game: first of all, there should be more people, more than 5 people. Anyone who starts counting, 1, 2, 3 ... If you keep counting like this, you must knock on the table when you encounter multiples of 7 (7, 14, 2 1) and numbers containing 7 (17, 27 ...). Advise people who have no concept of numbers not to play this game, it is easy to lose.

Look at the new trick: the beginning is the same, but after counting to 7, count backwards! For example, it turned out to be clockwise, and it was a turn to count 7. He knocked on the table, so naturally B sitting on his left should count to 8 next, no! Now it's going to turn counterclockwise, counting from C sitting on his right to 8! Turn like this, I promise. If you don't turn three times, everyone will be confused.

One more thing to note: only the first time is counted from 1. After the next loser finishes drinking, he can start counting, not from 1, but from any number less than 10.

Try counting from six. ...

Use a cup with a diameter of 15cm (best), but if there are many people, you can use a cup with a larger diameter, and then fill the cup with water. Note that it is almost full, one to two millimeters away from the mouth of the cup. Then everyone takes turns to put a coin in the water, and then see who puts it in and the water comes out.

Phoenix fly

Everyone sits in a circle, and everyone in the circle has a number. From 1 ... you can use your left hand/right hand ... For example, if 12 people play games, there will be 1 Phoenix. On his left is Phoenix II. On his left is Phoenix No.3 ... all the way to Phoenix No.2/kloc-0.

At this time, a person can call the number of Phoenix Flying at will, for example, 1 means Phoenix Flying No.5. When hearing the call, the person representing Phoenix Flying No.5 "puts his hands on the shoulders of the left and right people and stretches his head at the same time. The man on the left swings his left hand up and down to fly. The person on the right flies up and down with his right hand. " The fifth is called "Phoenix Flying Five, Phoenix Flying Five". Phoenix Flying * Phoenix Flying after the fifth. "At this moment * Phoenix began to stretch its head and called" Phoenix Fly *, Phoenix Fly *, Phoenix Fly, Phoenix Fly * ". His right and left hands cooperate with each other at the same time .. If there is no time, the next performance will be held.

Guess: Who is the king of beasts? ● Zoo director

What hat can't I wear? ● Nut

What kind of person will appear after death? ● The characters in the movie

What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note

What is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right ear

What water will never be used up? ● Tears

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet

The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short.

Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is penguin.

10 What English letters do people like to listen to best? ● CD

Joke:

At noon, I went to the ATM to deposit money. When I was waiting in line, the beautiful woman in the back asked me, "Do you save money?" "hmm." "I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, if you want to save it, you might as well give it to me without waiting in line. " I gave her the money as soon as I thought it made sense.

An ant and a crow quarreled in the tree!

Ant: Come down if you dare!

Crow: Come up if you have the guts!

Ant: OK! You wait for me, and you will know!

Crow: What do you want?

Ant: I'll let all my brothers shake you down and kill you immediately!

The butterfly sings to its mother, "You are my lover, a woman like a rose!" " "After singing, I flew to pick roses.

Then there was a scream, and Mother Butterfly sang, "Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the thorny rose in front!" " "

The boss called his secretary: I will accompany you to Beijing to play these days. Please get ready.

The secretary called her husband: I'm going to Beijing to have a meeting with my boss these days.

Husband calls his lover: My wife is not at home these days, so she is with me.

The lover called the tutor: the teacher has something to do these days, and classes are suspended.

The student called grandpa: there will be no class these days, so you can play with me.

Grandpa called his secretary: I can't go to Beijing, but my grandson wants me to accompany him.

The secretary called her husband: the boss suddenly had something to do and didn't go to Beijing for a meeting.

Husband calls his lover: My wife is not leaving, let's talk about it next time.

The lover called the tutor: classes will be held as usual these days! ! !

The student called grandpa: the teacher said that classes would be held as usual these days.

Grandpa telephoned his secretary: Let's go to Beijing. Are you ready?

Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be listened to every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question." Do you know where it is? It rains almost every day there. "