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Liang Sheng, can we not be sad? What is j talking about?

The following is what I think is the most distressing part of Liangshengli: When I returned to Xiaoyushan and opened the door, I still wondered whether the mushrooms had been starved to death. However, when I pushed the door open, countless beautiful petals fell down, like a rain of flowers all over the sky. It fell on my hair, body, and wounds.

Jin Ling and I were stunned.

The hall on the first floor is filled with the fragrance of lilies, and the center of the hall is filled with white lilies. A bunch of beautiful balloons were floating in the air, many of them densely packed on the ceiling. Each balloon is tied with a beautiful rope. On each rope is a small bell. Because the wind was blowing outside the window, the bells tinkled and made a sweet sound.

At this time, I remembered what Cheng Tianyou said. He said, I went to Xiaoyu Mountain at noon and left some things behind... When I looked towards the winding path leading to the second floor When the banisters of the stairs were filled with bright roses, I suddenly understood.

I stupidly walked up this flower path. Jinling closed the door gently and followed me.

The hall on the second floor was filled with large tracts of red roses, as loyal as a lover’s blood, clustered into a huge heart shape. Surrounding the heart shape are six big characters made of shells: Happy birthday, Jiang Sheng!

In an instant, my eyes were covered with a thin layer of mist. I gently stroked the shells that I collected when I went to Sanya with Tianyou to look for Liang Sheng. We were walking on the beach, and he picked them up one by one along a straight line on the beach at high tide.

At that time, I laughed at him for taking this kind of thing as a treasure. He just laughed and said, "What do you know? Why should I follow a straight line?" Just because I picked one up and said, "Jiang Sheng, you are a pig that no one wants. Only I will take you in." I want to see how many shells I can pick up in one day when the tide rises and covers the straight line where I picked up shells. How many pieces I can pick up means how many years I can live with you, this little pig!

How many years will we live together? Does it mean staying together for life?

At that time, my face turned red.

When the sea water covered the straight line under his feet, under the setting sun, he gently held my hand and said, Jiang Sheng, guess how many I picked up?

I shook my head.

He smiled proudly and said, I picked up one hundred and twenty-one.

Oh my God, I want to be with you for one hundred and twenty-one years? I stuck out my tongue.

What? Piggy, you think it’s too little? Too greedy? Even though he is an extremely handsome man, you should not be greedy towards him, or he will suffer from kidney deficiency! Cheng Tianyou deliberately teased me.

I argued hard and said, where? I think the time is too long and I don’t know how to spend it.

At that time, the sea breeze blew through Tianyou's hair, and he kissed my forehead quickly and gently, saying, "Fool, just like this, don't think about anything, just think about me, and then, We are getting older slowly...

...

Now these shells are still there, but this man who picked them up cannot fulfill his promise for me. . Thinking of this, my tears fell violently.

In the blur of tears, I saw a pink card next to the word "乐" on the shell. The card said: Dear Jiang Sheng, you can turn around and open the card behind you. CD? Signed: God bless.

I hesitated for a moment, turned back slowly, and turned on the CD player.

A piece of soft music, and then his gentle voice came slowly, first coughing lightly, he said: "Uh... are you laughing at me for taking this perverted way to talk to you? Speak, Jiang Sheng? There are some things I can’t say to you face to face because... I’m nervous... Haha... When you like someone, you’ll be really nervous, especially when you’re asking for a loving response from someone. Nervous. Jiang Sheng, I'm sorry for making you so unhappy two days before your birthday.

I thought about it for a long time when I saw you sleeping in the hospital. A long time. If you commit to someone's love, it needs to have a beginning and an end. Although my beloved girl is lost now, I think I should work harder to make her feel my presence. I feel that I can give her happiness... Although, sometimes I really want to crush you to death... But if I crush you to death... I won't be happy... Sigh... If I don't say these self-destructive words ...but I want to tell you...tell you secretly...don't tell others! In fact, I am not as strong and strong as you think...sometimes I feel really sad...it feels very painful...I I just want to tell you, let this unhappiness pass! Are you happy with the birthday I arranged for you? I spent two afternoons on it...haha...that phone call the day before yesterday... It's not a company emergency... I just want to come back and arrange this birthday for you... And when you were discharged from the hospital this morning, I asked you to go to my residence and didn't let you go back to Xiaoyushan, just to give you a better arrangement, haha ...You little fool, you must have been deceived...

Uh...some of the language is confused...haha...I'm really nervous. I'm going to say the following. I don't know if I'll get slapped by you. Beat him to death... Uh... Sigh... Let me tell you a story first -

A long time ago, there was a little pig that was lost and sat on the roadside crying.

I want to take it home, build it a big house, and protect it from the wind and rain; I want to cook delicious food for it every day and raise it to be fat and healthy; I want to protect it for the rest of my life and let it grow taller and fatter. It will always be happy, without sorrow, and will never cry again.

I swear that I will always accompany her, always hold her little pig's hooves, and never let her get lost at any intersection.

I want to become a big pig for it and be with it forever. If a butcher raises his knife to it, then let me stand in front of it. As long as I can protect it, I am willing to give it to me. Life.

Then, don’t listen to the story stupidly, my dear Jiang Sheng.

If you are that little pig, will you fall in love with me and let me go? Have I protected you all my life?

Uh... I’ve finished telling my story, I’ve finished asking my questions, I’ve finished saying my happy birthday, and I’ve finished expressing my feelings. Let me tell you, now, I’m downstairs with you. Door. If you are willing, come down quickly and open the door for me!

Also, the mushrooms will feed you too. Isn’t that very virtuous? So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and open the door for me. If you open it a little late, another girl will take me away and forcibly molest me. You will be the unlucky one..."

God bless... After his voice disappeared, Jin Ling and I were both crying silly. I rushed down from the second floor regardless, opened the door, hoping to see the man who indulged me so much, hoping that he would smile, his eyes full of stars, and gently scratch my nose. , said to me, Jiang Sheng, you finally opened the door for me.

But after opening the door, there was a cold sky and lonely stars.

The mushroom came over with a balloon in its mouth, jingling bells, and gently rubbed its face against my ankle. I looked back at it and said, God has fed you well. Isn’t that right?

Shigu said “meow” happily.

I said, Shigu, do you know that from now on, there will never be anyone like him again. Same, I love you so much.

Donggu, I will take you away from Xiaoyushan soon. Don’t be sad, okay?

Shigugu looked at me, a trace of contempt seemed to flash in his eyes, as if to say, Tsk, are you feeling sad? You always blame others and despise you! After saying that, I shook my big butt and walked away with the string of the balloon in my mouth. I suddenly discovered why the mushrooms were so fat.

That night, under the stars, I hugged my knees and cried bitterly.

Jin Ling was also by my side, hugging me and crying softly.

She said, I'm sorry, Jiang Sheng. When I can't help you, as a friend, the only thing I can do for you is to cry with you.

At this time, neither Jin Ling nor I knew that in another corner of the night sky, there was a lonely man, staring at everything in my room on the CCTV, looking at me He looked haggard and had tears welling up in his eyes.

He even picked up the phone in his hand, even dialed my number, and finally threw it heavily on the ground - why should he fall into this kind of pain again, facing a person who "has no interest in him"? A woman who wants revenge!

In this way, under the night sky of the city, we all turned into children crying, even if his name was Cheng Tianyou, even if he was so strong and so cold.

This is the day I shed the most tears. In dreams, no one is immune.