What local people in Fuzhou take for granted and outsiders find incredible?

I was born in Fuzhou and returned to Fuzhou with my parents in high school.

When I was studying, there was a Putian person in my roommate. He chatted with his roommate and said that I often played "Niu" when I was a child. Anyway, I play whenever I have time, day and night. I went out to shoot cows at night and found a cow in the tree. I hit the cow in the ass with an air gun. After being shot, the cow fell headlong, then picked it up and put it in my bag to continue looking for the next cow. ...

I was shocked at that time, beating cattle? This is what some thieves do. Even students dare to do it? ! Why are there cows in the tree? I've never heard that the fatal part of the cow is in the cow's ass. Kill the cow and put it in a bag. How big is this bag? ! At that time, I was confused and completely forced.

Later, I asked questions and listened to his explanation, only to know that it was bird hunting.

In Fuzhou, if you don't have to drink soup for a meal, you will be regarded as a monster. At least they will think that your nature must belong to that kind of heartless and cruel person.

Stir-fried bitter gourd with some sugar.

Fish sauce smells delicious. Why do you feel smelly?

No matter how small a snake is, it is an old snake.

Boss, buy a catty of earthworms? ..... What, this is called loach? It is the same!

It's a pity that outsiders eat chicken, duck and fish instead of seafood!

Is it strange to have mosquitoes in winter?

Goodbye ... Shit, why are you cursing? Not yet? ! What did you mean by 886 just now?

Fuzhou dialect can let foreigners go to outer space! Fuzhou dialect belongs to the ancient Chinese language family and is a living fossil of ancient Chinese. In Fuzhou dialect, a large number of ancient Chinese grammar, words and sounds are preserved.

Tell a joke in Fuzhou dialect.

It is said that a northerner (Fuzhou people call foreigners "the voice of the south") visited Fuzhou vegetable market and saw An Yimin selling taro, so he went to stir it.

Yan: Butterfly, don't mess with women. Mom, I'll give it to your mom!

The sound of going south scared me to take a step back.

Yim: I have no problem with this shit! I can give it to you cheaper.

Nanyin's eyes are straight and his mouth is wide open.

Seeing this, Yim picked up the taro and put it in the basket: If you really want me, I can give my grandma to you!

Run south!

Did you laugh? If not, please consult Fuzhou people!

The first one is the most classic one: the mantra is, say, say, say! It's all women, women, women. This is a misunderstanding of many foreigners.

The second one should be our fish sauce, climb a sauce (sorry, I don't know how to say it in Mandarin, a little crab, the sauce should be! ) there is also the famous "cold dish" betel nut taro paste, and the oil cake that is relatively rare now!

The third is about the ancient buildings in Fuzhou. Of course, it is not a commercial pedestrian street such as three lanes and seven lanes, but a century-old shop, which needs to go to the countryside for a stroll. This may not be known to many people in Fuzhou after 00 or even after 90. Because of the climate, we often go back to Nantian in Fuzhou. Although with the development of science and technology, the day when we didn't have time to change our underwear has become yesterday, I tell you, comrades, those centenarians basically don't exist. The most serious thing is that the floor tiles are a little wet. And centenarians are generally warm in winter and cool in summer. They sleep in corridors and halls in summer and have to cover themselves at night! Here, I have been to the old man who lived in Danyang as a child (now it has been demolished. There were many toads and turtles in the yard drainage system when it was demolished.

Finally, in fact, I can only say, when can we protect our local dialect? Sometimes it's a pity to think about it. When I was a child, reading the three-character classics and ancient poems in Fuzhou dialect always had a different charm. Nowadays, quite a few of these children born after 1990 can't speak their own dialect. I'm not obstructing cultural unification, I just feel sorry for my real mother tongue. In the future, maybe after 2030, those children will never speak Fuzhou dialect again. In the future, maybe after 2 100 years, Fuzhou dialect will disappear! The local accent hasn't changed, and the hair has declined? Or is Wan Li the same color with vast mountains and rivers?

Fishing in Fuzhou, I don't understand why a rice noodle is called fishing. I remember just going to Fuzhou, and once I ate a fried rice noodle on the roadside at noon. I'm hungry and I don't weigh much. Not enough to eat, thinking that Fuzhou's fishing is very famous, and my sister and brother are here, I ordered another fish. Another rice noodle came to me. Can you understand my inner collapse? Then in the eyes of a group of people such as the boss, one ate a plate of rice noodles called fried rice noodles, and the other ate a plate of boiled rice noodles called fishing.

Language: Fuzhou people say that peeing is peeing! I was shocked when I first heard it. It should be defecation or defecation. Peeing is peeing. Fuzhou uses the verb "pull" regardless of defecation!

In addition, Fuzhou people's mantra is "I can't help it" and "I can't understand it", and their understanding of this vocabulary is different from what we learned in our Chinese textbooks. People from other places in Fuzhou should have a deep understanding!

Diet: 1. Sweet. Fuzhou people must put sugar in cooking, even if it is fried ginkgo. In Fuzhou people's taste bud logic, food can be salty, but not sweet.

2. It stinks. Rotten meat is a famous dish of Han nationality, belonging to Fujian cuisine and Fuzhou cuisine. This dish is not only appetizing, but also delicious, which can be described as a delicious dish in home cooking.

3. white burning. Fuzhou people advocate lightness, believing that the original flavor is the most supreme delicacy, especially fresh seafood, which must be boiled or steamed. Only bad ingredients will be treated with braised pork.

In 2002, I went to Fuzhou, where my friends took them everywhere to eat special products. One day I got up at six o'clock to have breakfast and said I wanted to eat "flat meat". I'm so happy. I took the bus for more than an hour and came to a famous local shop. As a result, I was served a bowl of wonton! It's delicious, but the process is a bit funny.

The problems of 1, 4, 5 are all caused by dialects. HF is the characteristic of most places in Fujian, so we can't just say Fuzhou. I don't know An He An here, and there are places in China that I don't know. This is not surprising. Fuzhou people are not the only people in China who speak nonstandard Mandarin. The habit of simply saying "Hehehetou" may also be an old saying of China. There are branches in Fuzhou dialect, and now there are branches. When I speak Fuzhou dialect, it seems that I didn't expect to speak only, that is to say, I can only use my brain. You can write a book to tell all the strange things about dialects.

Reduplicated words are often used in Fuzhou dialect, so many people naturally use them when speaking Mandarin. For example, my bag, many people in Fuzhou will say my bag. So, you can imagine a man in his 30 s and 40 s, in a foreign country, saying, give me your bag. . . . The eyes of people around you. . .

Fuzhou people can't understand what they are saying. White things are more lively than red things, and their worship and belief are seriously superstitious. Every household has a burning wastebasket. Serious environmental pollution, burning paper indiscriminately, burning garbage everywhere. In our place, don't say that you burn garbage, and the coal stoves at home are confiscated. By the way, set off firecrackers at any time at night. The gap between the rich and the poor is too big, Fuqing city. My own opinion doesn't mean contempt,