Humorous jokes for several internet bar webmasters ~ thank you

The distress of a network manager! ~~~~~

Now 98% of Internet cafe guests are mentally retarded. They can't turn on the computer, switch input methods, convert letters into uppercase and lowercase letters, play private server login, open QQ, and quit without entering the game. I really want to crush him, knead it into a ball, twist it into a twist, fry it in the oil pan, and then take it out and crush it with one foot.

Voice chat won't turn on MIC, saying that the headset in the internet cafe is broken.

Watching movies is not Mandarin!

Ask me: "stationmaster, do you have any porn?" "I said no, he blamed the film for being incomplete!

QQ can't log in and say the machine is not good! I ran over and saw that the password was wrong and asked me what the password was! ! ! !

There is also a more powerful chick who took a video of an unknown netizen, called me over and asked me who the person in the video was! ! !

Oh, my god, I still have this ability! ! ! ! ! ! !

Hit a CS, someone put smoke bombs. He was flashed and shouted: the network management collapsed. ...

What's more, a MM chatted with QQ the day before yesterday and asked me how to type. I asked her, can't you type? She said yes. I said, just type (and help her adjust the input method) and call me later. Say: stationmaster, why can't I type? I said you can't call what you want, and she told me: you call "hello" first, and I'll help her. Then you know what she said. Don't go. Sit next to me and help me type. I almost threw up. I look like a dinosaur. Someone asked me today why there are no QQ coins here. Please help me download some QQ coins ... if I can download that thing ~! I won't have to go to work ~