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Midnight food poisoning, friends circle, short sentences
1, the most touching three sentences: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food, take you to eat delicious food.
2. Even the simplest food has its own soul, and there are many flavors in life that cannot be copied.
One day, your sweetheart will come to you wearing potato cakes, standing on cotton candy and holding barbecue chicken legs.
4. What is courage? I know I'll get fat after eating this meal, but I'm still going ahead.
I feel full of skills in finding simple but delicious food.
6. No matter how far you go, in people's minds, only the taste of hometown is familiar and stubborn. It is like a taste positioning system, one end is locked in a different place thousands of miles away, and the other end is always tied to the hometown deep in memory.
7. In this season, drinking beer, eating mutton skewers and eating crayfish have become delicious on the tongue of neighbors. Especially crayfish, people can't stop, and the more they eat, the more enjoyable they are.
Recently, everyone has said that I am fat. One told me to have a snack, and the other made me a snack every day.
9. Eat midnight snack again, and I will be a pig. If you can't sleep now, you will get fat if you eat too much. If I stay up late, I'll get pimples. I'm getting ugly!
10, crayfish arrived as scheduled in summer, Wuhan is not easy, I hope all industries can survive! Eat duck!
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