I am bored to death. Someone invited.

1. The tortoise is ill, so let the snail buy medicine. An hour later, the snail hasn't come back yet.

Tortoise: If I don't fucking come, I'm dead! ! !

At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: I won't leave if you are fucking unhappy again.

2. A man went to KFC to queue up and thought, Miss, a chicken leg and a hamburger.

Here we are. This man: Have a hamburger, calf. .

3. A woman and a man are dating. Suddenly, the woman wanted to fart, but she was embarrassed, so she said to the second man, I taught you cuckoo ~ ~ and then the woman cried. After learning, the woman asked, how did I learn ~ ~ This man: I can't hear you because my fart is too loud.

These are all things I usually read and feel funny, and then write them. Oh, I didn't copy it. If you are still bored, I'll write you two more articles.