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A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

There was a foreigner who stayed in China for some time and thought his Chinese was good. One day, he went shopping alone without an interpreter. After a day of shopping, he returned to the hotel and said to the translator, "You China people are so confident." The translator asked, "What's the matter?" He said: "Every few blocks, I can see some big names that say, China is good, China is good for business, China is good for agriculture, China is good for architecture, China is good for transportation, and China people are good."

1,) go further! "Cried the county magistrate, and the prisoner took a step back. "Further back!" The prisoner took another step back. "In the future! The official asked you why you didn't answer! " "If you go back to an adult, the younger one is called Ran Zhu Jun. If you take a step back, it's over."

2) Three prisoners stood in front of the county magistrate, who said to the first prisoner, "You! Turn the bucket! " The first prisoner was so frightened that he had to turn a bucket over. The county magistrate was furious and ordered him to hit his 15 board everywhere. At this time, Bao asked in a low voice, Sir, his name is Pan. The county magistrate also called the second female prisoner humanitarian: you! Shi Ye! The female prisoner had no choice but to do a somersault. The county magistrate hit her angrily 15, and the master said, Sir, it should be called Mr. Mo. The county magistrate said, I told you so! Ha ha. Just as he was about to ask the third prisoner, the master said, Sir, this prisoner's name is Xin Hu. The county magistrate said, haha, thanks to your reminding, I almost called him dad just now!