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1, I think I will hide my injury, as you wish.
2, if you can express love or hate, how happy it is.
Friendship is actually the same as love. Many times, distance can make the other person understand.
Love is like icing on the cake. I swallowed it and enjoyed the sweet illusion.
5, sweet words, said to the left ear.
6, love is like this, some people are slowly left in the dust of the years, crying, laughing, quarreling, making trouble, and then reluctant to part.
7. Honey, I just turned around and didn't blame you.
8, the ending and the process are there, and then tangled, even I feel greedy.
9. I thought I was strong and romantic. Maybe every girl who is puppy love will think so. In fact, I won't know until later, because I can't bear such a load, because I haven't reached that age yet.
10, seventeen-year-old love is just an unreachable word, which hurts people in vain.
1 1. Did I ever tell you that love is my unchanging belief? Did I ever tell you that love means keeping someone in your heart forever?
12, some things, some people, if they really want to forget, will definitely forget.
14. We live in the same warm water, and occasionally we may be entangled by aquatic plants, but because of each other's warm breath, I believe none of them will be dead knots. If I say I love you, I will love you forever. I wonder if you will believe me?
15. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.
16, the hourglass remembers the time we forgot.
17, I have always been an orphan in a beautiful world, lonely, lonely and persistent. Once you encounter warmth, you are doomed to be defeated.
18, we are all so old, from one end of time to the other, please don't say goodbye, there is no need to say goodbye.
19, who is whose savior? No one, in the misplaced emotion, we can only pay for our own pain, which is extremely painful and can't blame others.
20. In fact, nothing can be forgotten. No matter how beautiful and unforgettable the past is, the result is just the past.
2 1, goodbye, maybe never, my stubborn pursuit, only I can see, but I hope I am right.
22. We are all angels with one wing. Only by embracing them can we fly.
23. Boys' vows are often like sweet and crisp pancakes, which will slowly melt at the entrance. But it will quickly sneak into your body and occupy your heart.
24, choose a city to die and meet a bald man.
25. Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.
26. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I want to leave you for a long time.
27. The most painful thing is that people you can't keep can leave you.
You don't have to be far-fetched when you say you love me. Anyway, my soul has withered.
29. Say what true love is invincible, but you are half-hearted.
I will always remember what belongs to me. If it doesn't belong to me, I can only study as if nothing has happened.
3 1, no one has an obligation to be nice to you, so you must be grateful to those who are nice to you.
32. Whether you like it or not, whether it is appropriate or not, and whether you can be together are three different things.
33. The fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.
34. My injury has never been revealed. I love you to the point of unconsciousness.
35. In your opinion, will my ignorance remain in your heart?
36. Some memories are always fixed in those sweet smiles.
37. Those wounds left by the past need time to rest quietly.
If I get a flower every time I think of you, I will always wander among the flowers.
39. Don't let your painful love continue and give up. If not, freeze it in the deepest corner.
40. Among thousands of people, meet the people you meet; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.
Editor's note: Can fleeting years pass slowly, and can fleeting youth be cut longer and longer? That bicycle, which carries all the hopes of youth and all the love of youth, has become an unshakable memory when we were young. After many years, do you still remember the days together? Do you still remember the ups and downs we went through together?
Mood phrase: Everyone has a person in his heart, either missing, unrequited love or missing.
1, when you make up your mind to start, the most difficult moment has passed, so start.
When love comes to an end, farting can be a reason to break up.
3, once implanted in bone marrow intimacy, how can it become indifferent in the future.
4. There is a person in everyone's heart who is missing or secretly in love or missing.
It's much easier to weave a laurel than to find a matching head.
6. Some people feel warm as soon as you know them, such as you.
7. The people you care about determine the world you see.
8. Fate is like a book. If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale, and if you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.
9. The betrayal that followed could not bear the sad ripples in my heart. I became blind and isolated from the outside world.
10, come on, you can't lose to her in the mid-term exam tomorrow. Be sure to do well in the exam! Believe in yourself, you can do it!
1 1, I thought I was invincible, but I didn't expect to be a crying child after all.
12, Ali: Can I give you a hug? No. Ali: What did I just say? Peach: Can I give you a hug? Ali: Yes, yes.
The road of life, deep or shallow, will leave traces.
First, I am uneasy, naturally confused, living without a fixed place, and naturally lonely.
Second, women leave more eyes in bed than any one? There are many places. Men in bed? what's up Still in any one? There are many places.
No matter how much you hate your school, you will miss it after leaving for a long time.
Fourth, everyone wants to be happy and stay away from pain, but things change unexpectedly and out of control. Therefore, we need to learn to adjust our hearts, reduce our attachment to the future and the unknown, reduce our established expectations, and maintain inner peace. If there is a heart that expects external things to ensure happiness, whether it is relatives, money, government or gods, it is only personal laziness, ignorance and irresponsible behavior.
The most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road and feel sorry for each other.
6. Forever is too far, we can't afford it. Times have changed, and after a few years, I'm afraid it's not just the appearance that has changed.
Seven, I have been reminding myself one thing over the years, don't touch yourself. Most people seem to work hard, but in fact they are just stupid. Why do you stay up reading until dawn and only sleep for a few hours in a few days? If these things are also worth boasting about, then anyone on the Foxconn assembly line works harder than you. It is inevitable that people will feel sorry for themselves. Only by staying awake at all times can we see the real value. Yu Zhou
Eight, in life, there are storms, but don't forget that there will be sunshine.
Nine, without a kind of love, you need to give up your dignity and humiliate yourself, and you need to suffer. Love may make you feel overwhelmed, jealous, angry and tearful. But it is warm in the end, which can give you pleasure and security. If not, you either love the wrong person or use the wrong method. Being single is better than suffering. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.
Ten, in real life, it is difficult to have spring, flowers often bloom, but in our hearts, if we are more tolerant, more open-minded, more understanding, more calm, there will be less summer, autumn and winter. You will find that spring is everywhere, and it is always a good season. I have a lot of thoughts in my heart and my life is calm.
Eleven, the road that life has traveled, deep or shallow, will leave traces. Time is like an eraser, which can easily erase the memories you missed intentionally or unintentionally, but can't erase the imprint branded in your heart because of mistakes. Miss and wrong, often between a thought. Don't worry about what you missed, and don't be unhappy because of your mistakes. Life is too short to waste time in the past.
Twelve, love can close the distance between people; Love itself is priceless and needs nothing in return. What it needs is soul-to-heart, and love is triggered by love. In this way, we will live in a world full of love. Love is not your life, you really can't eat it; Women, remember that marrying a man who loves you more than his own life will be super happy; Never marry a man who you love more than yourself.
Thirteen, life can't be as good as you think, but it won't be as bad as you think. I think people's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears at a word; Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
14. To be a man, you should be half smart and half confused. Look at yourself. We must see our shortcomings and mistakes clearly like a mirror, and we must not be careless. Look at others with confused eyes, but can't see others' right and wrong gains and losses. Just like the Tang Priest, there are no goblins and bad people in your eyes. Even if you can't see it, at least learn to know what you are doing and not say it. Say, it is hurt; No, that's tolerance.
Fifteen, I hope that in my early twenties, I will do something that will still laugh when I think of it at the age of 80.
Sixteen, most of the vows in this world are actually just an expression. Most of this world is eternal and never promises. Commitment is just a psychological placebo. What makes you believe is not your ears, nor your partner's acting skills, but your deep love for his heart. There's nothing to be upset about. If you are willing to gamble, you must admit defeat. You should know from the beginning that it is foolish to love someone.
17. In the same sentence, some people say that you laugh, while others say that you care. In the same way, some people will only pass by, and some people will suffer for you. Because, when he doesn't come into your world, he is just a passer-by. And he entered your world, which is what you value most. Therefore, whether a sentence hurts people is not what is said, but whether it is taken seriously. Sometimes it hurts just because I love it too much.
Eighteen, time flies, the sun and the moon change, is it necessary to go through the vicissitudes of the world, see through the changes of the world, and understand that all encounters will become yesterday's scenery, and those memories, no matter how beautiful and gorgeous, will eventually drift away in a deep look back and turn into a curtain of ink smoke.
Nineteen, since people know their destination, why care about wandering at this time.
Twenty, that's what people do. Sometimes I am unhappy, sometimes I fall into a dead end, and sometimes I feel miserable. Sometimes I feel that I am in a particularly good mood and can do anything. There will be both kinds of moods, and the probability of both is similar. Time passed in this repetition.
You can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.
Twenty-two, how many people convince themselves that this is the last time, but still do the same thing.
Twenty-three, others are working hard where you can't see them. Where you can see them, they seem to be fooling around like you and complaining like you. Only you believe these things are true, and finally only you continue to make progress.
Twenty-four, you can be busy for a while after this period of time.
Twenty-five, if I can't be your only one, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.
Mood phrases in the circle of friends: Everyone is telling his own story, either plain or bizarre.
1: It is my lifelong regret that the person I love is still not my lover.
Maybe time is the best antidote, maybe it can unlock the poison you gave me.
I know that you have loved many people, how can you understand my sadness?
Everyone is telling his own story, either plain or bizarre.
5. I'm not who I used to be, and you're not who you used to be.
6. I always talk nonsense, but I don't know if I'm listening attentively.
7: What if you cherish it? Finally you left me.
8: When you need me, I am right in front of you.
9. There is no screenwriter, director, rehearsal and repetition in life.
10: What kind of career will bear what kind of fruit, and what kind of people will take what road.
1 1: Memories are like trapped animals. They have been lonely for too long and gradually become gentle.
12: Fate arranged for you and me to meet, but cruelly pulled me out of your arms.
13: Love is like a lottery. If you win, you will get happiness.
14: I always feel strange in the mirror.
15: Don't complain, because it is not others who decide our fate, but ourselves.
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