Funny sentences about birthdays

Today is your birthday, I will give you a birthday fried egg to let happiness stick to your whole body. All bad luck is coaxed away. Do you know any other funny sentences about birthdays? Here are some funny sentences about birthdays that I specially compiled for you. Come and take a look!

Beautiful and funny sentences about birthdays

1. As your birthday approaches, I wish you a successful career, a body as strong as a tiger, countless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you!

2. My birthday is here, and I am one year older. If I get older, we will sell computers together; if I get ugly, we will stay together forever; if I get stupid, I will follow you wherever you go.

3. I hold a half-brick of blessings in my hand and slap it on your happy head, making you turn out to be full of fortune stars and faint in the happy cake. Happy birthday to you.

4. On lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, and I am very excited! I call your name, you are so stubborn, why did you come to the moon palace again?

5. Birthday wishes to you, good luck and good fortune are with you, joy and happiness are with you, good fortune and peace are in love with you, family and friends love you, God and Bodhisattva bless you. Happy birthday to you!

6. I’ll give you the heaviest birthday present since I had shit. You will definitely eat a pound, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please relieve yourself. Happy birthday!

7. Tang Monk led his apprentice to the west and suddenly found that Bajie was missing. He sent Wukong to look for him everywhere. Wukong came back and told the master that Bajie was reading a birthday blessing text message today.

8. The first time I wake up, I want to see you! I want to hear your voice! Looking at my small house reminds me of many, many times when we have fun together. scene.

9. Blessings plus blessings are many blessings, blessings minus blessings are the starting point of blessings, blessings multiplied by blessings are infinite blessings, and blessings minus blessings are the only blessings. Happy birthday to you!

10. It’s your birthday once a year. At this moment, may your heart be filled with happiness and your hands be filled with gifts! I say to you affectionately: Happy birthday, baby! May this moment be your most beautiful memory! < /p>

11. I don’t have a luxurious house, no expensive car, no expensive gifts, no romantic poems, I only have gentle blessings, baby, I wish you a happy birthday and be beautiful forever!

12. Let the rain and dew of spring, the rain of summer, the refreshment of autumn and the passion of winter surround you. As your birthday approaches, I send you my deepest blessings, wishing you a happy birthday and warmth throughout the seasons.

13. When this day comes, you will grow older; cakes will come to cheer you up, and your wishes will come true; what is the meaning of sending this text message? The main purpose is to convey blessings, wishing you peace and security every year, and everything in your heart. Done!

14. Happy birthday, please open a Coke. I want to eat your cake, what should I give you? It must be too expensive to buy a gift. Send flowers and spend more. Free KISS, what do you think? Haha, happy birthday!

15. On lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I call your name, you are really a pig. If you don’t change, why did you come to the moon palace again? Haha, happy birthday to you, pig!

16. I don’t accept gifts on birthdays. If you do, I only accept RMB, cash red envelopes and benefits, everything belongs to you; birthdays Don’t give gifts, just send short messages. May health, happiness and good fortune follow you. Happy birthday!

17. Who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die the most. You can hit me or scold me. , kiss me, love me, hate me, but don’t ignore me! My birthday is here, calm down and be happy, baby, just forgive me!

18. Life is not that simple in this world. You can find a companion you can talk to; life is not that easy, and there is a lot of depression in your heart. May your friendship be with you in this world, happy birthday, and endless happiness!

19. Nine sons are born from the dragon. Everyone who belongs to the dragon is a good son and daughter of China. Wife, you are too, given that you are domineering at home. , monopolizing financial power. I firmly believe that you are also a dragon, a Tyrannosaurus rex. Happy birthday.

20. Say goodbye to yesterday’s wind, frost, snow and rain, and welcome today’s happy time; light the birthday’s red wax to keep this beautiful memory; let go of all the sadness, put away all the tears, and wish you the best. I am intoxicated with your happy birthday!

Selected funny sentences about birthdays

1. Gifts are not expensive, but love is precious. I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday!

2. Pig, you will grow up quickly! Pig, you will be out of the market soon! Pig, you are happy birthday!

3. Today is your birthday. To express my congratulations, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome!

4. May the radio waves carry my blessing: happiness and good luck to you. I wish you a happy birthday! Have fun every day!

5. Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. When I woke up, I was shocked to realize that it was not a dream, and the wrinkles between my eyebrows became heavy again.

6. Today is your birthday, and you are the most deserving beast star today. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday.

7. I know your birthday is coming soon, so just tell me what gift you want. Say it, say it quickly. After reading the text message, the time limit has expired.

8. If I have one million, I will give you 999999. Do I have one million? No, so I can only use ten cents to send you a text message to wish you a happy birthday.

9. I wish you will look up today and see Cupid, meet a beautiful woman when you go out, lower your head to pick up bundles of hundred-dollar bills, and step on smelly dog ??poop when you come home!

10. Beast Star: Pig A very happy birthday to you. Congratulations on the fact that you have had wrinkles for another year~~ you are one step closer to having wrinkles on your face~

11. On this day 20 years ago, because of your appearance, Let this world become warm, beautiful and lovely from now on! Happy birthday to you!

12. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

13. I fold a paper crane every day in order to save 1,000. I make a wish, that is, may your birthday be as happy every year!

14. (Life) has been wasted since ancient times, (daily) is always colorful. To live a happy life, you must know that good and bad fortunes will change, and only by being optimistic can you navigate the world.

15. When you are born, you are overcome with the fragrance of white flowers, and when you are born, the fragrance of golden light fills the courtyard. (Happiness) is with you all the time, (happiness) brings wealth and honor into the doors and windows.

Popular funny sentences about birthdays

1. The gift of red wine must be opened with candlelight to be romantic, the gift of happiness must be opened with joy to be happy, and the gift of birthday must be opened with joy. It is sweet to open it with blessings, happy birthday, my dear.

2. I have visited many stores just to find the gifts you like; I have thought of many creative ideas to give you a special birthday; do you know how much I have sacrificed; but you will definitely receive my beautiful blessings. Here, I wish you a happy birthday!

3. I will give you a swing frame. You can sit down and I will push it. Push once and you will grab the hand of happiness, push twice and the warm wind will send you to Happy Valley, push three times and the birds will sing songs of peace for you. I wish you a happy birthday!

4. Send you a piece of love cake: the bottom layer is for a lifetime of peace, the middle is for unlimited blessings, the surrounding is filled with wealth and auspiciousness, the top is filled with happiness, and eternal happiness, I wish you May your wish come true every day! Happy birthday!

5. Birthday blessings fall from the sky, causing worries and bruises all over your body, and frightening bad luck to flee everywhere. I hope that you will be happy forever and ever, and that your happiness will last forever. If you encounter stubborn resistance, I wish you all the best. !Thank me!

6. Congratulations on winning our company’s first special prize. The prize is a happy birthday and a birthday song. Your winning prize will be assigned to a dedicated person to serve you. Thank you for your participation. I wish you a happy birthday.

7. Life and life always collide, but time divides the boundaries. There is always an age that makes you buy tickets to watch movies. Joy and happiness always reflect each other. It’s just that time remembers misses and my blessings. First come first, happy birthday.

8. Don’t look at Sister Feng because she’s ugly, but her fame won’t be small; don’t look at Li Gang’s reputation, that’s it; don’t look at the house prices, because the bubble won’t last; don’t look at the school bus, but it’s not safe; don’t look at the birthday , unforgettable blessings! Happy birthday!

9. Congratulations on winning the company's first special prize. The prize is a happy birthday and a birthday song. Your winning prize will be assigned to a dedicated person to serve you. Thank you for your participation. I wish you a happy birthday.

10. The husband came home from get off work and saw a box of cakes on the table with three candles on it. He asked: Whose birthday is it? The wife next to him replied coldly: It’s the dress I’m wearing, it’s 3 years old today!

11. Let time send my thoughts, and let the wind carry my thoughts. I care about you, let the blessings bring you true joy, and let the true joy accompany you on your happy birthday. I wish you a happy birthday and eternal happiness!

12. On behalf of the party and the people, I would like to warmly congratulate you. Happy birthday! I hope you will conscientiously implement the spirit of the 16th National Congress under the guidance of the important thoughts of the Three Represents, keep pace with the times, make persistent efforts, and welcome your next birthday as soon as possible!

13. The scarf says to the coin: You will be worth a hundred times as much if you put on the doctorate hat! Chen said to Ju: The area is the same, but mine has three bedrooms and two living rooms! Ri said to Ju: It’s time to lose weight! I say to you: Happy birthday, smile always!

14. It’s my little brother’s birthday. I’ll hold a wedding banquet. I’ll specially invite my eldest brother to celebrate his birthday. We’ll have everything to eat, drink and have fun. I want your blessings and red envelopes. Prepare red envelopes and bring your blessings. I’ll definitely come to the appointment. If you don’t come, , I am anxious for you!

15. Hot tea can warm the body, touching stories can move the soul, and blessings can convey my feelings. Today is your birthday, I wish you happiness and happiness!