Super funny joke at a relaxing moment.

I'm a girl. I left the chest pad in my underwear on the table when I got home. Mom saw it and asked me what it was. I disdained to say: As a woman, don't you even know this? As a result, my mother retorted: "You are a woman, still using this kind of thing?" ! "I suddenly feel weak.

Easy moment 2:

I was bitten by Agkistrodon acutus. Luckily, I caught the snake. I let it take a bite every five steps, and I persisted in the hospital.

Then my friend was bitten by a viper. Unfortunately, he didn't catch the snake, but borrowed one step from others every five steps, so he insisted on going to the hospital!

Easy moment 3:

I finally know why I'm single. The previous man came back after drinking too much and slapped me, so he lay on the sofa and watched TV. I waited for him to fall asleep, wrapped his hands and feet with scotch tape, sat in front of him with a kitchen knife and slapped him in the face.

He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at me, stunned. I hit him with a knife. I said if you hit me again, I'll wait on you with a knife next time. I haven't seen him since the next morning!

Easy time 4:

I will never attend a classmate's wedding again. A female classmate took her husband and children to the wedding. The child of that female classmate is almost three years old and can't speak. Both of them are very anxious.

As a result, at the wedding, the child looked at me and suddenly called dad. It was crisp, and the scene suddenly got out of control.

Easy time 5:

I went to my parents' house on weekends, and my boyfriend scratched my ears in my room. When I felt pain, I shouted, "Easy! It hurts me! "

Then, I heard the sound of the TV outside improved a lot. They are really parents!

Easy time 6:

After coming home last night, my wife asked me angrily, "Who is the girl who bought oranges with you hand in hand at the fruit stand this morning?"

I quickly explained: "Wife, you misunderstood, we are not buying oranges, we are buying oranges."

Easy time 7:

Today, I went to a coffee shop with a buddy and found that only two couples were there!

So I said to him, why don't we go somewhere else? You see, others are lovers, and I'm afraid of being misunderstood!

The buddy suddenly yelled: What? Both your ex-girlfriends are here? You fucked them all?

Then he ran away. ...

Easy time 8:

I met a girl playing a game. Very cute. I often video chat with her. Sometimes when she falls asleep, her mother will call me and tell me that I will bow my head and say "good night, aunt". Today, the girl said it was time to end the one-year chat, and told me that what I saw was not her mother, but her without makeup.