Who can help me write a sketch about youth ... The class meeting will take about 7 to 8 minutes.

Character: A middle-aged woman (female), A, B, C and D students (male).

Woman: (carrying a bag, getting on the bus) The child is in the third grade this year, and the study pressure is like a mountain. Can't get grades up. Find a tutor to relieve my worries.

[A, holding a small cardboard that says "Tutor of Northland University"

W: Which school are you from? Kid.

A: Northland University, or Peking University for short.

Woman: high flyers in colleges and universities must be very capable! Our children study hard, but they just can't get on. Tell me, what can I do?

Don't worry, auntie. ...

Woman: What's your name with me? (Hurriedly interrupting)

Do you mind if I call you aunt? I think you are too young to call you grandma. Please look at you in this dress like a man in his sixties!

Woman: Good! All right! I don't care what your name is. Tell me first, how do you manage our children?

Well, you must study hard. The ancients hung the beam and stabbed the stocks, and finally achieved great things. ...

Woman: Hey, hey, that's the ceiling of our house. Where can I find the light beam?

That's easy. Find some wood, build a shelf, put it in front of the desk, tie a chain on it, hang a charcoal fire basin, burn a soldering iron in the basin and burn it to (child …).

Woman: Stop, are you a tutor? That's torture for * * *!

A: (Sorry) It's wrong to hit a child. You have to make the child suffer! You turn off the desk lamp first, and turn off the * * * light. ...

Woman: Hey, hey, the lights are off. How do the children study at night?

A: What's the difficulty? ! Catch dozens of fireflies, put them in plastic and hang them on the desk!

W: Where can I find so many fireflies?

A: You, isn't it enough for that child to catch fireflies for one day and study at night?

W: Why don't you study during the day?

A: Well, ... I didn't expect this ... How?

W: I don't appreciate your teaching methods. You've won!

Don't forget, grandpa. Do you want a tutor?

[A runs down and the woman walks back and forth]

Woman: Such people are completely fascists and should never be used.

[b, carrying a schoolbag, holding a big cardboard, which reads:' Peking University Tutor']

B: (Bowing deeply to the lady first) Hello, auntie!

Woman: The child is very polite. Which school are you from?

B: Aunt, look: Northern University, or Peking University for short.

Woman: high flyers in colleges and universities must be very capable! Our children! I study hard, but my grades just can't get up. what can I do?

Excuse me, your child, who is he ... who is he?

Woman: You ask, who do you think we are in Xiu Xiu?

B: Xiu Xiu! Xiu ... Xiu ... (voice trembling)

[B turns his back to the woman, faces the audience, smiles, shakes his hair, adjusts his clothes, rubs his hands, finds the roller brush from his schoolbag and brushes the dust on his clothes]

W: What's the matter?

B: (Looking back) Where did you go to high school in Xiu Xiu?

Woman: I'm just in grade two.

B: (disappointed) (happy) The next day was fine!

W: What do you mean, the next day will be fine? !

I mean the next day. I'm only fourteen or fifteen years old. That was when I was young. This is called learning, the seed of love. (Laughter) The poor grades of girls are related to the psychology of adolescent children. Girls should not be too closed, they should be cheerful and enthusiastic, and there is nothing wrong with interacting with boys. When this hazy feeling germinates from the child's heart, we must put it on the right track and let it develop healthily. I want to guide our sister Xiu Xiu. ...

Woman: Come on, we are boys from Xiu Xiu!

B: Boys! How did the boy get such a name? !

Woman: What's the name of our child? Do you care?

[The woman turns and walks, and the man catches up and stops]

B: Hey hey aunt, I can teach boys, I can teach boys!

[Both return to the center of the stage]

B: Excuse me, Xiu Xiu, your boy, does he always approach girls?

W: A little.

B: Are there any signs of puppy love?

Woman: I didn't see it.

Are you always ecstatic at the sight of girls?

Woman: Yes, that's right. I also shook my hair, adjusted my clothes and wiped them back and forth with a small brush.

B: Yes, do you think such children can learn well? (Angry) The poor grades of boys are related to the psychology of adolescent children. (serious) boys, don't be too open-minded, be deep and steady. Contact with girls can only affect learning. What are the benefits? When this hazy feeling germinates from the child's heart, we should stifle it in its infancy and never let it drift with the tide.

W: I heard that when this hazy feeling germinates from the bottom of my heart, we should put it on the right track and develop healthily. (staring at b)

Supplementary answer: B: Whoever says that, I dare to kick him in the face! What's up, auntie? Let me have a try.

W: I want to be a tutor in our family-I don't take the microphone when I call.

What do you mean?

Woman: Hands-free!

B: Hey, I haven't left yet! [B shakes his head and puts it down]

Woman: Isn't that the kind of person who is invited to be a tutor? !

[C, wearing a coat, sunglasses and a toothpick] (on)

C: (singing) This is the best beer, cigar ... (Find the head nurse) Yo, you can grab one, (spit out a toothpick, take off your glasses, put it in your pocket, stroke your sleeve)

Woman: (holding the bag in both hands, retreating) You, what do you want?

C: (Pulls out a bigger cardboard from the back and says "Northern Xinjiang University, Family Education") What are you doing? Watch this. (Open the cardboard)

Woman: (taking a breath) Oh, I'm looking for a tutor. Why do I look like a robber? Which school are you from?

C: Isn't it written? ! Beijiang University, referred to as Peking University.

Female: A talented person in a higher education institution must have a high ability. Our children study hard, but their grades just can't get up. what do you think? (sadness, sigh).

Don't worry, sister.

Woman: First I called my aunt, then my aunt, and now my sister. The more I live, the younger I am. (for the audience)

C: study, you can't bury yourself in study. If we want to talk about methods and efficiency, we must get rid of ideological burdens.

W: Well, that makes sense. Hey (↑), by the way, we are from Xiu Xiu, girls, senior three. She is not used to associating with boys. Can you teach her?

C: It doesn't matter whether it's boys or girls. (Facing the audience) I dare not be a teacher-student relationship. Let's call it brother and sister. If she is really not used to male tutoring, I'm sorry. Go find a female college student.

[C turns away and his parents threaten him]

Woman: Stop and come with me!

What are you doing?

Woman: Come to our house to give a lecture.

C: Thank you! I will try my best!

[When the phone rings, C takes out his cell phone from his coat pocket]

C: (Yes, female) Just a moment. (Walking away a few steps, facing the audience) Hello. Oh, honey! What's the matter? Go to the movies with you? Right away? No, I have something to do now. ...

Woman: Are you going or not?

C: (turns to parents, but the phone is still in the ear) Wait a minute, sister.

[C turns to the audience, only to find that "Sister" was heard by Mi Er]

What, who do you call sister? Of course I told you, didn't I? I dare not be a teacher-student relationship. Let's call it brother and sister.

Supplementary answer: "The dream of youth begins to dream back."

Meet in the first act

Xin: (carrying a child, holding one in his hand, sitting in a chair to coax the child) Xiaoqi is good, don't cry, look how good Xiaoliu is (patting the child behind him).

Geng: Well, the richer the days are, the harder the children are. It's still the blessing of my wife. The eldest is born in the seventh year. Honey, come on, go home, go home.

Zin: Oh,,. Xiaoqi, be good, we're going home.

Geng: Honey, your thinking is right. According to the way you walk, the sun goes down, slower than a pig.

Sim: I'm coming, I'm coming. What happened? Xiaoqi is crying (shyly). Why do you walk so fast?

Geng: Don't always talk about children. Come on.

Heart: (whispering) But crying, he doesn't know whether he is hungry or peeing.

Geng: (impatient) Stupid as hell, feed when you are hungry, change when you pee, and hurry up (the phone rings) Hey, what, where is it?

Sin: Oh, oh, oh, okay.

G: (the phone rings) Hey, what, where is it? Ok, I'll go (leave)

Xin: Er, honey, where are you going?

G: I have something to do in the factory. I'll be back soon.

Quan: (coming out from the other side, carrying a lot of big bags and small bags) Oh, my friend, what do you think this world is? When people marry, I also marry, so it's different when my wife comes to me. I have to beat her up when I get home later, but the truth is just the opposite, huh?

Red: ~ cough ~ ~ cough,

All: Wife, please, please (respectfully)

H: I just heard who are you going to hit? Huh?

Quan: No, no, you must have heard it wrong.

H: Really? What, I think you are complaining about going shopping with me?

All: How is that possible, wife? You don't know. My mood at the moment can only be described in six words.

Red: What are those six words?

Spring: excitement-excitement-excitement.

H: Well, have you bought everything you just bought?

Quan: It's my wife. I don't leave anything.

Red: Did the child send someone to pick it up?

All: no-no-no.

Rhett: What?

All: Uh, no-no-but, uh, I'll get it myself.

Rhett: That's more like it. Then call a tricycle and go home to cook first. I want to meet a client and drive back by myself later.

Quan: It's my wife. Be careful, my wife.

H: Well, I have to go.

Spring: Take care, wife. Goodbye, wife.

H: um (leaving)

All: (gesturing at the back, learning to say in red) "I'm going to see a client, just drive back by yourself." You drive, I'll take three rounds? Gee, it's worse than Empress Dowager Cixi. If her family were not rich, I would have taken her. Oh, a joke. (Walking backwards)

Xin: (Bowing his head to coax the child) OK (two people bump into each other and something falls to the ground), I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

All: (crouching down to pick up something) Nothing, nothing,-Ah,-And you are? ...

Heart: (surprised) Brother chenchen.

Supplementary answer: Memories of the second act

Bing: Boss Chen, what should we do?

Peng: (wearing sunglasses and carrying a box) Deal, come on, keep up.

Bing: (startled, legs shaking) No, boss, I'm afraid.

Peng: It's no use. Let's see if there is anyone nearby.

Bing: Boss, there is nobody here at this time.

Peng: Very good.

B: Then how long do we have to wait?

Peng: Wait a minute.

Bing: We have been waiting for almost an hour.

Peng: They are so insincere. I brought all my goods.

Bing: Boss, boss, they are coming, they are coming (summer, if you come out).

Peng: Sister Ru, you are too insincere. You are almost an hour late.

Xia: Hey, kid, be polite to Sister Ru. Do you want to make a deal or not?

Cough, cough

Xia: Sister Ru, please.

(Phone rings suddenly) I'll take a call. What? What? What? -Wang? -Wang? -Wang?

Peng: What is she talking about?

Xia: I don't know.

Peng: Is this the legendary alien language?

Xia: Boy, can you understand what Sister Ru said? This story tells you how important it is to master a foreign language.

Ok, Wang? -Wang? -Wang, You Bin! (hangs up) Prince Dust, do you have the goods?

Peng: Where's your money?

I mean what I say, Xiao Xia. Show it to him (Xia takes out a bag).

Peng: (to Bin) Take money (Bin takes money).

Such as: Xiao Xia Zi, inspection.

Xia: (takes out a book) Rujie, this is the real Romeo and Juliet, all in English.

He dare not blow it up.

Bing: Boss, (Take the money to Peng, who picks it up and smells it)

Peng: There are two missing.

How did you know?

Peng: Hum, I am a famous money counter. Sister Ru, you can't do this. I took great pains to get my cousin's brother-in-law to bring this book from Australia.

Hum, you are really something. Xiao Xia gave him money.

Xia: (gives money) Take the child away.

Peng: Thank you, Rujie. The transaction was successful (both sides shook hands).

Xiao Xia, let's go.

Xia: Sister Ru, please (Xia, if you leave)

Peng: (surreptitiously counting money), Xu, go and see if there is anyone nearby.

Bing: Yes, yes, there are beautiful women (staring at Li Hezhen)

Peng: Where? Where is it? Where is it?

Bing: It seems that they are two senior sisters in their freshman year.

Peng: Come on, old plan (cool)

Bing: (deliberately loudly) Ah, brother chenchen and brother chenchen, I am a freshman. This school is too big. Can you tell me how to get to the school gate?

Peng: Sure, at the school gate, right? Go straight, turn left in the southeast, then go straight, turn right in the northwest, and go around twice.

Bing: Ah, brother, you made it clear. Thank you.

Peng: You're welcome. The school is too big. Be careful in the future and don't get lost again.

Bing: That's very kind of you, brother.

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: OK, get down to business, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: Go to sleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Xiaoling: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: Xiao Ai, why do you always play video games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

Youth League Secretary: You don't study except playing games!

Xiao Ai: I'm learning!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to study?

Xiao Ai: Play games!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

Xiao Ai: If it is serious, it will be serious. ...

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: How could you!

Xiao Ai: Ha, killer!

The secretary of the Communist Youth League fainted.

Xiao Wu: Haha, you hung up again!

Communist Youth League Secretary: And you, Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Look at you all day. Besides going to the amusement park, you just go for tea. Are you worth soaking in this achievement?

Wu: Yes! The future is boring!

Communist Youth League Secretary: The future is bleak!

Wu: Oh ... I see. ......

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why are you so disapproving? This is impossible, because .......

Wu: Oh, all right, I see. Stop nagging!

Youth League Secretary: You!

Wu: I ... What happened to me?

The communist youth league secretary fainted again.

Students, students, comrades, and-

Three people: Just say it!

Communist Youth League Secretary: With whom!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Burning our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: I have no strength!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Get rid of your bad habits!

Wu: It won't abandon me!

League Secretary: Come on, let's work together!

Three people get down: alas!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Hurry up, hurry up, let's-

The bell rings.

Communist Youth League Secretary:-Let's eat!

Three people: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: How could you? Are you so worthy of the party, the country, the people and your mother? Good enough for me?

What does Xiao Ai feel: Mom!

Youth League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Use me!

Communist Youth League Secretary: It was an accident!

Xiaoling: Actually, I don't want to sleep that much! Sleep, just to escape from reality! When you sleep, you can't see the teacher who is lecturing, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel like taking a break. . .

The other three applauded.

Xiao Ai: Seriously, I don't have to play games. Because I feel tired and can't learn well, I want to paralyze myself with games! The more depressed you are, the more you play games. I am the king in the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are!

The other three applauded.

Wu: To tell you the truth, I really have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk at the willow tip on the moon, and also find an excuse to avoid learning! Once you relax yourself, people are lazy and don't want to study.

Three people applauded.

Communist Youth League Secretary: I think I understand your feelings. You have walked into your inner shadow! So I want to help you! As a Communist Youth League secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As classmates, I hope the students who stay behind will return to the team!

(Music stops! ) Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because we are a family")

Communist Youth League Secretary: Good! Maybe you can't get used to it for a while, but I will always help you, guide you and seduce you!

Three people: huh?

Communist Youth League Secretary: No! Guide you! Lure you!

Three people: Huh?

Communist Youth League Secretary: In a word, let's work together!

Three people: fight!

Several people study hard together, help each other and relax.

Xiaoling: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understand that I will have a candle every night for 36,000 days! My grades have finally appeared (take out the brand! ) excellent!

Xiao Ai: (with a book in her arms) Since I stopped playing games and easily passed the CET-4, now I study English hard. My goal is:-first!

Wu: There is Yan Ruyu in the book, but there is one in the book. . . Or Yan Ruyu! Since I was accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! I waved my sleeve, so I won't take a remake!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmates, classmates and comrades, why are they all gone? Why? You have finally become excellent league members! Keep working hard and never give up!

Three people: Thank you! Why?

answer to a curtain call