Xiangbei Changde Sales Department Sketch Sales Lines

Chief planner: Xu Anju, Li Ping

Screenwriter: Liu Zhenglan

Director: Huang Dagu

Props: Jin Hong , Zhang Xia

Cast list: Boss lady--played by Li Ping

Salesperson--played by Liu Zhenglan

Girl--played by Jin Hong

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Mommy A - played by Zhang Xia

Super daddy - played by Huang Dagu

Extras - all agents, distributors and others of the Changde Business Department

Friendly guest appearance—Zhang Xia’s 4-month-old baby

The proprietress waved and walked backwards, saying: "Yes, yes, if you need this product, I will give it to you." You call me!"

He turned around and said: Business is sluggish during this time and the products are not selling well, all because of low quality. What do you think is wrong with me now? (All colleagues in the Changde Business Department’s viewing area responded in unison - “annoying”!) Alas, it’s so difficult to open a maternity and baby products store these days, and the quality of products varies. To find a good brand, just look for The object is the same - difficult. No, I just sent away a salesman who said he was selling some aerospace brand diapers, and they are made in Hong Kong. You said it would be quite interesting if the astronauts of Shenzhou VI and Shenzhou VII put on these diapers. By accident, The sky will drop a diaper for you. I don’t dare sell these miscellaneous brands! Don't affect my image as "Xiangbei Sales Department". Hey... (sit down, read the newspaper, and drink tea). A sign on the table clearly read---Xiangbei Sales Department Maternity and Infant Products Store

Salesperson: (The salesperson took the bag and said it with super suction ability while walking on stage): I was just given a gift by the previous one. It came out. Today is the 16th store I visited. I have been defeated repeatedly. However, the company has a heavy task. This month, we are also launching a team store. Everyone is competing and I can’t do it. Do you have mobile phones? Never received a text message? How about I read it to you? Do you want to listen? (All the staff of the Changde Operations Department said in unison in the audience---Listen!) It was said that a China Unicom salesman committed suicide because of company tasks. The family was particularly sad. Three days after the funeral, the salesman suddenly woke up, and the family was extremely surprised. , but the employee cried loudly after waking up, saying that China Unicom was so rich that he bribed the King of Hell and drove me back from the underworld. There was a special note in the book of life and death: "If you can't complete the task, you will die!" "Oh, I want to regroup and start all over again. No, there is another maternity and baby products store in front of me. What is it called? Xiangbei Sales Department. Wow, such a big store should be pretty powerful. Go in and have a look.

(Walking around and entering): Hello, boss lady! Busy? !

Boss lady: Hello, are you a diaper dealer again? Hahaha, there are not many consumers these days, but there are a lot of salesmen. Today, 17 people came to sell milk powder alone. You are the 18th salesman who came to my place to sell diapers!

Salesperson: Well, I have come to the right place today. There are many people here, which means that your business here, boss lady, is not bad, and your colleagues are all seeing it.

(Hand over your business card) Hello, I am the business representative of diapers from Heng’an Group Xiamen Trading Co., Ltd. My name is Liao Busi (open the big letter with “Liao Busi” and the ordering phone number is 10086 business card facing the audience), my colleagues called me diapers.

Boss Wife: Haha, your name is quite interesting. Your parents must have hoped that their daughter would become a success. They hope that you will become a talented poet, but now you are not bad: you have become a diaper sales person. ! Just for your poetic name, sit down for a while and have a cup of tea on a hot day?

Girl... serve tea!

The girl said "Hey" and ran onto the stage, handing over a bottle of black tea with white water.

Salesperson: Thank you. Hey, I have never seen any aerospace brand diapers and I have never seen white black tea. There are all kinds of things these days, but seeing this black tea suddenly reminded me of a story. : It is said that a candidate was stumped by a fill-in-the-blank question that asked for "discount" during the exam. Suddenly he saw the bottle of black tea he just bought on the table and had an idea. Yes, didn't the black tea have the four words "Thank you for your patronage"? The word "Hui" comes also! I was so excited that I opened it and read "Another bottle" and fainted on the spot! Haha, off topic, the boss lady will first introduce to you our company's products. These are diapers produced by our Heng'an company. Our company is a company specializing in diapers, sanitary napkins, and paper towels. The daily chemical products manufacturing company's annual total sales in 2009 exceeded 10 billion. In this industry in China, we are the absolute leader!

(The boss lady was reading the newspaper and listening absentmindedly)

Salesperson: Boss boss, what are you thinking about?

Boss lady: I ??want Pampers. You see they advertise on TV every day, and now this advertisement is actually in the newspaper. (The boss lady pointed at a part of the newspaper to the salesman)

Salesman: Don’t think about it, I’ll introduce you to a new friend, Anerle Super Absorbent Diapers, Pampers though It’s easy to sell, but the market is too chaotic and the profit is not high. Don’t even think about it!

Boss lady: That’s right. Pampers’ profits are indeed not high. Can you tell us about your products?

Salesman: Our product is awesome. It has no other special features except good suction power. The slogan of our super suction product is: (The following audience asked all colleagues in the Changde Business Department to answer) It’s five hundred and one, it’s super suction power) You see, everyone on earth knows this, but you don’t know, you are OUT, and now it has just been upgraded to the second generation, and the suction power has been even more upgraded. Anerle's super suction power is real! This product is produced by Fujian Heng'an Company, the largest daily chemical company in China. By the way, did you know that there were bugs in the US Aerospace brand diapers that made a big fuss in the newspapers some time ago? This Aerospace brand diaper was defeated by the super suction device of Hengan Company.

Boss: Really? ! Is this company so great? Why didn't you come earlier? ! I am looking for a well-known Chinese brand with reliable quality that supports domestic products. We are all Chinese.

(The salesperson handed over the Anerle product information, and the boss looked at it carefully)

Mommy A: (holding her 4-month-old baby while talking on stage) Our family My baby used to use 8 diapers a day and had to change them 8 times a day. This is troublesome! Now it's better. With the Anerle super absorbent diapers, you only need to change them three times a day. They have strong suction and are comfortable for the baby. Really, I slept until dawn and didn't wet the bed in the middle of the night!

Boss lady, do you sell Anerle super absorbent diapers here?

Lady boss: Huh? Super suction... Yes, yes, yes! But the stock has just been sold out. Look: the salesman is replenishing the stock here. Have you used it before? How about these diapers?

Mommy A: Our baby is in great shape and sleeps soundly, thanks to Anerle. I saw it right, he can absorb diapers super well!

Salesperson: Hey, what I said is right. Everyone who has used diapers knows that they are super absorbent!

Super Dad: (With a "Super Dad" sign on his chest and a "Applause" sign on the back, he came on stage with a sad face) Hey, boss lady, it's so lively, I finally found some time today. Come here to buy something.

(Looks up and sees Mommy A) Hey, Sister Zhang, you are walking so fast, so you are here. I have been chasing you for a long time, but I didn’t catch up. Why are you walking so fast with a baby in your arms? ah?

Mommy A: Oh my, my baby uses super absorbent diapers every day. She doesn’t cry or fuss, and sleeps well. Now I can often hold her and go shopping!

The super dad turned to his boss: I’ve been worried to death lately. The baby wets the bed every day and keeps fussing when he gets up during the day. As a result, our daughter-in-law ran back to her parents’ house for help, and there were no diapers at home. The little guy has used up one pack a day. It’s hard to wait until our baby goes to sleep before I can find some time to buy a pack of diapers. Do you have any useful diapers here?

Boss lady: How about you try super sucking! (While talking, he handed him a pack of super sucking trial packs to Super Dad)

Super Dad: Super sucking? Is it easy?

Boss lady: Don’t ask, you will know when you use it...

Mommy A to Super Daddy: Oops, it’s so hot here, use it Hey, you are really worthy of our baby. If you want your baby’s butt to be good, give him super suction every day.

Salesperson: Super sucking, see you every day! Super good at sucking, the baby is fine, and so am I! Everyone uses it, what about you?

Super Dad: Then I will also buy a pack of super absorbent diapers to use back home. (All the actors on the stage held hands with each other and imitated the melatonin commercial, dancing and chanting in unison) Super sucking, super sucking, super sucking, super sucking! No gifts will be accepted during the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, no gifts, no gifts, only super-sucking, super-sucking gifts!

Salesperson: Boss, do you still want Pampers?

Boss lady: What is Pampers? I forgot all about it. Xiao Liao: Thank you for bringing me such a good product today. You are the best salesperson I have ever seen. I think your company’s diapers should also be the best diaper company...

Salesperson: Hey, we are Anerle - there is no best, only better! That boss lady! Our delivery truck is at the door. Should we unload two or three items for you?

Lady boss: Just unload two pieces

Salesman: Okay, Mr. Xu will load the goods. .

Mr. Xu and Wang Hongbin ran on stage and opened a banner with the words "Raise money to wish all employees of Hengan Xiangbei Sales Department a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival"!

Curtain call------all the actors bowed and exited.