Cute mobile phone expression pack with words and pictures

Cute mobile phone expression pack with words and pictures

Have you been swiped by a cute expression pack on your mobile phone recently? The following is a selection of cute pictures with words in the expression pack for everyone. Let's fight together!

Laugh a humorous joke every day.

1. In the evening at the railway station, I saw a young black man buying a ticket. This one is not good at English and Chinese. I saw him gesturing: boom, boom, no; Begging ... Prosperity ... Long ... Prosperity ... Long ... Yes.

The conductor nodded: Oh, don't take the train, take the local train.

The black man gave a thumbs-up to praise the votes.

2. Once upon a time, there was an old bachelor who went to his neighbor's house every time he had a good meal and wanted a meal.

At first, the neighbor said politely, "Have some?" He said, "Just have a little." This is a slap in the face.

I don't make polite remarks when I eat with my neighbors.

He said to himself, "Guess if I ate?"

The neighbor said, "You ate."

He said, "You guessed wrong, I didn't eat."

The neighbor had to say with a wry smile, "Then you can have some."

3. Several donkey friends traveled to the countryside, stayed in a fellow villager's house, traveled during the day and played cards and chatted at night, completely forgetting the hustle and bustle of the city.

The villagers are very hospitable and treat them as guests. Of course, they also give villagers some appropriate money and things, and people in the commodity society can understand without teaching.

These days, I have gone to all the places I should play, and I am still unfinished. They asked their fellow villagers, "We are going back soon. Before we leave, we'd like to go to your local flavor restaurant. Can you take us to find it? "

The fellow villager thought about it and asked, "What is a flavor restaurant?"

The donkey friend replied, "It's your favorite restaurant."

The fellow villager nodded and said, "That's far away. You have to borrow the car. "

The next day, several people chartered a car and went on the road. The mountain road was bumpy and several people soon fell asleep. I don't know how long the car has been gone, but it finally stopped. The fellow villagers gave them a push: "wake up, here we are!" "

Several people got off the bus, rubbed their eyes and stretched themselves, and looked up: damn it, McDonald's!

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No one can break into my heart except you, so I must take care of myself.

2. The cuteness of a girl is directly proportional to her ability to eat.

When you see through everything, you know that losing is more practical than having.

Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

May the person I love at the age of eighteen be the one who accompanied me at the age of eighty.

6. Do you know what I like about you? I like to stay away from Russia.

7. Even if she is so bad and disappointing, she is the person I loved after all.

8. When you are in the back seat of a bicycle, all the people who hug you are adjectives.

9. I eat and travel alone, stop and go everywhere, read and write letters and talk to myself alone.

10. I hide in the corner and pass by, then pretend you miss me.

1 1. I'm not waiting for you to come back, but waiting for me to let go.

12. I'm used to being uncomfortable, thinking of you, waiting for you, but I'm not used to not seeing you.

13. The beginning and the end are just the two ends of a line segment, with a beginning and an end.

14. Don't comfort me when you leave me, because every sewing means a puncture pain.

15. I never want to have long hair, but I want to be the girl you like. I have decided not to cut my hair any more. I want to have long hair.

16. Even if a woman is a demon, she will yearn for a quiet home one day.

17. I'm just a little stubborn, which is my advantage.

18. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

19. Even if the woman lying next to you is not me, I still firmly believe that you love me.

20. Look at the same scenery and walk the same road as yesterday.

2 1. I like to wander in your world, and I am not afraid of losing it.

22. Behind happiness, there is a man who loves me persistently.

23. The simplest' happiness' is that the person you love can be with you.

24. You can always give me warmth, and the warmth in my heart is thinking about you.

25. Someone, you are the best time in my life. Let me make you happy all your life.

26. My heart is full of happiness, just because you are right in front of my eyes and smiling at me, just like that year.

27. Happiness is like iced tea. There is sweetness in bitterness and bitterness in sweetness.

Meeting you is the happiness of my life.

29. I want to turn into air to provide you with oxygen.

30. With your tenderness, how high the sky is and how wide the sea is. I will always remember the happiness you gave me.

3 1. Watch the sea hand in hand and miss back to back. I'm glad to have you.

32. I want to see your smile. Your smile has the magic of warming people's hearts.

33. If you are the warmest, daughter-in-law, you should be lazy, and I will keep it in the future.

34. As long as you are with the person you love, every day is Valentine's Day.

35. Say I love you, though it's sweet.

36. Because of you, I found the ideal feeling of happiness.

37. As long as two people really love each other, every day is Valentine's Day.

38. I am willing to be humorous and love you deeply all my life.

39. I want to be a child, cute and naive.

40. In fact, the happiest day is: I make fun of you and you smile at me.

4 1. Things came, and you couldn't accept it. When you went, you were caught off guard.

42. More beautiful than your girlfriend. I'm sorry about that, too

I can't talk behind your back. I hope you can hold my hand at the next intersection.

44. Thinking that there are still many things to do, you can sleep until the day after tomorrow.

45. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever.

46. My greatest happiness is that you have been here.

47. Fortunately, I am a little fat. I can feel my stomach when I am sad.

48. Only by sharing can happiness be doubled.

49. There is a lovely tiger in my heart, ouch ~

50. Solar energy maintenance, the moon can be replaced.

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