Funny sentence connotation joke

The gap between Duan Zi's old employees

There is an old employee in the investment account book who earns eight years a month to buy stocks. According to the analysis of assets, there is only one Li Xia, the whole family rents a house, and the salary is the highest. At present, the assets exceed 100 million;

Since 2007, an old employee of a well-known state-owned enterprise has been buying stocks for nine months without paying the bill. The BMW has been replaced by a bicycle, and the whole family sleeps in the bathhouse. Wages have always been high, and the current debt is over 100 million. ...

Comments: They are all old employees. Why is the difference so big?

Duan Zi 2 The Secret of Making Money

Voter A: Why do I trade stocks every year and feel that I don't make money every year?

Voter B: Because you never keep accounts! The yield of my stock trading this year has exceeded 35%, and my notebook has been kept for half a year.

Touyou C: Cut! That's nothing. Earned 780% this year and kept accounts for two years.

Friends A and B: Wow! How did you persist with such great perseverance?

Voter C: No! I automatically synchronized the stock trading records of the past two years.

Comments: The same is bookkeeping. The secret of making money is here.

Duanzi 3 dating anecdote

"Do you have a car and a house?"

"There is no car, and the house has just been demolished."

"What do you do?"

"Left. I used to be an investment consultant. What else do I have to do with robot smart investment? "

"What are you talking about!"

"I am from Shuibei Village."

"Shit, why didn't you say so earlier!"

Comments: Every household in Shuibei Village received 200 million yuan in compensation for demolition this year. Turning diaosi into a local tyrant is the funniest story.

Joke 4 sequel to dating anecdote

Miss: Do you have a house and a car?

Sir: Yes.

Miss: What do you do?

Mr. professional shareholder

Miss: Then we are not suitable.

Sir, why?

Miss: My ex-boyfriend also has a house and a car. After the stock exchange, he lost everything.

Sir: I had nothing before. My house and car are all earned in the stock market. Do you know the difference?

Miss: Where is it?

Sir: because I use the investment account book, he doesn't have to ~

Comments: Investment is risky, so be cautious when entering the market!