What's the funniest joke you've ever seen? :)

The landlord and roommate were caught by the chief in the jungle and brought back to the cabin. The leader said to the two men, I am in a bad mood today. Do you think you want to die or break eggs?

My roommate is a Gao Fushuai, thinking: I still have a lot of youth to squander, how can I die? So my roommate chose to play an egg. After a while, my roommate held a huge swelling. . Go home.

It's the landlord's turn this time, the landlord thought. I'm poor and ugly, and it's meaningless to live. So he stood up and shouted: A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. I choose to die. The chief was awed and excited, and said, this is a real man, but you can't treat the hero badly. So he turned to his opponent and said, Come on, drag this little B down and play with the bullet. ...