Never imitate! This composition is 400 words.

Embarrassed composition-don't imitate it

When you walk into the campus, ask a classmate casually, "Are you afraid of writing a composition?" It is estimated that only a handful of people answered "not afraid". Why? When you do a math problem, you can work it out as long as you understand the formula. However, writing a composition is different. Even if Chinese textbooks are memorized, it is not always easy to write a composition. As a result, I scratched my ears, scratched my cheeks and bit my pen every time I watched the composition class. Most of the compositions I collected after class were patchwork, and some of them made a big joke in their compositions. Don't believe it? Let's have a look.

First, the inconceivability of embarrassing composition.

It's a beautiful day today. Wan Li is clear and white clouds are floating. (Never seen such a scene _) My classmate Xiaogang and I go to school by bike. Suddenly, the valve core of his car was broken, so I pulled out my car and put it on him. We continue to ride to school happily together. It turns out that "my" bike can be used without a valve core. _)

When we passed a department store, I couldn't help feeling: Ah! It seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, running away. Worse than Stephen Chow in Kung Fu? ! ) all say that you can't do two things at once. Just as I was staring at the old man, an old lady suddenly rushed out of the fork. Just then, I came to an emergency stop with a bang, but I still knocked down the old lady and the egg basket in my hand danced with the wind. (Good egg _) Bang, the old lady was smashed to pieces, but she still stood up and ran away. (This old lady must be a sage like type _) She ran all the way back and said to me, "Take your time, young man. If I hadn't come back to nurse my grandson, you would have a good life today! "

I rushed to school with a lingering fear, and just stepped on the bell and entered the classroom. The first class is English. As a rule, because I don't understand, I always sleep secretly until class is over. And because I sit in the last row, behind me is the back door of the classroom. Every time after class, my deskmate will wake me up and go out to bask in the sun. Today, unfortunately, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate when I was asleep, thinking that class was over, so I got up and opened the back door and walked out of the classroom. Three minutes later, I felt strange outside the classroom and rushed back to the classroom, only to find that all the teachers and students were in a state of panic. The teacher tried not to get angry. She repeated the question, but I was in a daze. I stood there for about one minute and ten seconds. The teacher said impatiently, "May I?" I won't scream either! "So he was so angry that he said loudly," Cheep. " The teacher fainted on the spot.

Let's stop here, because writing 600 words is enough. I wrote nearly 100 more words. Will you consider giving more points to my lovely Chinese teacher? Please, please, thank you!

Second, the composition is wrong.

1. sports meeting 100 meter sprint finally started, and the students ran out like wild dogs out of control.

Teacher's comment: Has the playground become a dog racing field? Ten thousand dogs gallop, which is spectacular!

2. The teacher asked the students to write a composition about someone by imitating the text "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom". A classmate imitated it like this: My mother has a white belly and bulging eyes. ...

Teacher's comment: Like mother, like son, I think your stomach is white and your eyes are bulging.

On the bumpy road of life, we should keep a firm direction. ...

Teacher's comment: This road can be the ninth wonder after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors.

4. People's Liberation Army uncles crawl forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

Teacher's comment: Why did my mighty teacher come to you and become a "bug attack team"?

5. The colorful flags on the sports field are fluttering, men, women and children. ...

Third, the typo in the embarrassing composition

1. A girl's diary wrote: There are many people around my house who have dogs and have no public morality. I just came out from home this morning and saw a pile of shit pulled by some wild dog at the door. I ate a kilo. (massive! Huge! It should be "surprised" )

There is an article about a teacher in China. When introducing the teacher's appearance, it should be "teacher's face". As a result, the students wrote "The teacher has a paw face". The Chinese teacher is going crazy.

After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "relics", we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? The teacher never knew ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" ...

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

My history teacher has a long hair shawl and is not tall. ...

Fourthly, the childlike articles of embarrassing composition.

1. When I was young, I kept a diary, and the teacher stipulated that it should be more than 200 words. At that time, there was a four-person team, and a team leader checked the number of words. A person in my group wrote: "Today, my mother asked me to go out to buy food. I asked how much it was a catty, and the vegetable seller said 5 points. I said, it's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap ... "The group leader counted four words missing, and my dear friend added at the back, it's really cheap.

2. Grade three students, write a rainy day. He said: Rainy days are a good time to sleep. After breakfast, my father and I went to bed. That's it! The teacher asked: One sentence is enough? He said we were asleep! Did nothing.

3. The primary school teacher wrote a semi-propositional composition: My xxx. As a result, my classmate wrote a composition entitled "My Comrade Qiu".

4. "A red sun reflects the morning sun ... As pupils in the new era, we know that Beijing is next to the capital ..."

Improper use of allusions in embarrassing compositions

College entrance examination candidates with a wonderful, free ride in history and reality, bold imagination and humorous words, make the boring history and real world so interesting, worthy of being a history maker! The following are some witticisms from the excerpts, which are now quietly submitted to readers.

1. Li Yu is singing: I can't move, I have a lot on my mind, just like a river flowing eastward.

Teacher's comment: Are Li Qingzhao and Li Sang Yu together?

How could General Montgomery be in Waterloo if he didn't reflect on his failure and continue to work hard?

What about Napoleon's defeat in the battle?

Teacher's evaluation: Napoleon VS Montgomery? Can Guan Gong fight Qin Qiong for 300 rounds?

3. Yue Fei chose to be loyal to the country and do his best. He has been through many battles all his life, so that Xiongnu soldiers treated him.

Fear. Fear.

Teacher's comment: When will the moon be bright in Han Dynasty and closed in Song Dynasty? Remember, Yue Fei is Venus. ...

Six, the embarrassing elements of idiom misuse

It is said that the composition of middle school students angered 99 teachers.

Today is the National Day. Because the great and wise government has made countless achievements in building the country and caring for the people, we have a day off. My parents specially took us to the zoo to play.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Because there is no sweet potato today, my mother will cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the family greedily ate their own fruits.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up beautifully and excellently, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, whose hair hasn't grown completely, quickly turned over a new leaf and was crowned a monkey. After putting on a two-piece suit, you are so handsome that people run away. Dong Shi loves his beautiful sister, but she also wears adjustable underwear. Gong Yu moved mountains and painted tigers and dogs, dressed brightly and strutting around. ...

1. There are holes in the wind: holes are the conditions for the wind to come. Where there is wind, there is a hole. The rumor has a certain basis. Most of them are used to indicate that there is no basis, and they are completely backwards.

2. Three men make a tiger: There are many rumors about tigers, and everyone believes them. Many people misunderstand that unity and cooperation are powerful.

3. Beautiful: It can only be described as tall and beautiful. Everything that describes good things in the media

Everyone uses this language, which is wrong.

4. Hot: It is derogatory to describe people as powerful. The media expands its scope of use and describes all "popular" things, which completely deviates from its original meaning.

5. Talking about Kan Kan: "Kan Kan" originally meant being straightforward. A confident conversation is called Kan Kan and conversation. Most people use this language to describe chatting, which is a misuse.

Be the first person to be attacked. It is often misused as an attribute, not "first".

7. No fire: It means that the performance is neither dull nor too hot. It is often used to indicate that commodity sales are not hot enough, and the writing style is "tepid", which is really neither fish nor fowl.

8. Give full help: only for each other or others, not for yourself, otherwise it will be too modest.

9. Keep your promise: Words carry weight. You can't break your word and use it for yourself.

10. Both ends of the first mouse: indecision. It is often misunderstood as a difference between words and deeds.

1 1. Praise: words of excessive praise. Often misused in praise.

12. Stand out: Metaphorically speaking, talents stand out. Lu Xinger has been mistakenly used to "stand out from the crowd and live for a lifetime"; Others said, "Stand out from the belly of the mother whale."

13. Wonderful: modest words. The slogan "Let your room shine" is simply swearing.

14. Out of control: irreversible, incorrigible. People often add the word "Jie" after the idiom "take a beat and don't accept it" to turn praise into derogatory.

15. Surprise: as a predicate, without an object. It is wrong to say things like "surprise the rebels".