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What drunken anecdotes do you have worth sharing?

Once I drank too much and played a joke that all the locals knew.

After leaving the hotel, I stumbled to take a taxi. After the taxi stopped, I got on from the left, but then I got off from the right door and said, this taxi is really fast. We got to the place so quickly!

This made me famous and I woke up ashamed.