Funny phrases about rain and thunder

1. Humor about heavy rain

Original publisher: Li Pengya

Humor about hating rainy days Part 1: Humor about hating rainy days Talk about 1. I hate rainy days. My dear, please show up quickly, or I will tell mommy that you secretly held my hand. 2. When it rains or thunders, I stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. 50. If you have a cold or fever and don’t want to take medicine or injections, just hold on tight and don’t say you feel uncomfortable. If you are hungry and want to eat and you don’t know how to cook, just make noodles to comfort yourself. It’s raining and thundering and you don’t have an umbrella to get wet outside. Funny words about rain 51. When you go out, you go into the oven, when you walk, you get Mala Tang, when you sit down, you get Teppanyaki. It’s better not to rain, it will turn into boiled fish! 52. Why does it rain? Because the earth needs a bath! 53. I just want to say: I hate rainy days. --.54. I saw an umbrella raining outside. I rushed out like crazy and yelled to make the storm come harder. Then the rain stopped. 55. What should I do if it rains? I miss you so much. 56. Haha, the weather looks really good today, even though it’s raining, it’s all thanks to my aunt. 57. I heard that school is about to start and it has been raining every day. 58. When it rains, I always turn the umbrella around deliberately. When I was a child, you dare to say that you never did it ~ 59. Today, when I go out, I go into the oven and walk. It's Malatang, it's Teppanyaki when you sit down, but don't let it rain, it will be boiled fish. 60. It’s raining. Everyone has an umbrella, but I have a big head. 61. Don’t go out on rainy days. Although rainwater is not poisonous, getting wet is a small thing, but gonorrhea is a big deal! 62. It’s raining. The brother next to me said that sis, the rain is falling with the same rhythm as when you died. I replied, do you want to drink soup, burn money, or pry the grave? 20% off 63. It’s raining outside. Girl, stop for me. You are my girl. What should I do if I get wet? @64. When it rained and I took a taxi home, I found that I had lost my phone. I ran after it and then I found the phone in my hand. The driver stopped and asked me why I was weak. The weak one said: Drive slowly when it rains heavily 65. I am afraid of thunder and hate rain but I love thunder showers 66. The mistress posted a comment: Thunder comes when it rains. I am most afraid of thunder. 2. Funny sentences about rainy days are: Which

1. Why does it rain? Because the earth needs a bath!

2. If it rains or thunders, you can stand under the big tree and shout to the sky: "I want to travel to ancient times." It is guaranteed to succeed.

3. Friends who dare to play computer games during thunder and rain, aren’t you afraid that lightning will come and you will travel through time?

4. When it was windy and rainy for the last time, I knew I had to prepare to take a boat when I went out. Otherwise, don't even think about going out.

5. The most regretful thing in life is: not bringing an umbrella when it rains, and not having a bowl when eating.

6. In summer, when you go out, you have to go into the oven, when you walk, you have Malatang, and when you sit down, you have Teppanyaki. It’s better not to rain, because it will turn into boiled fish!

7. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, stop thinking about it, it is raining!

8. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water.

9. Big head, big head, don’t worry if it rains, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.

10. I saw that it was raining today, but I did not see thunder. Why did I see all kinds of explosive heads along the way.

11. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

12. It has been raining these days. I guess the Jade Emperor is crying, and his marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

13. Playing in the water outside on a rainy day, playing with herringbone and dragging it out. ——Flip-flops

14. Why does it rain during the start of school? ① Reveals the background of the story ② Exaggerates the desolate atmosphere ③ Hints at the tragic fate of the characters

15. My deskmate texted "Let's elope" to her partner. Her partner replied, "It's raining."

3. What are some funny sentences describing "rainy days"

1. It rains and thunders. I stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

2. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

Funny sentences describing "rainy days"

1. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water.

2. God, how long are you going to pee like this? Can’t urinate enough? Or is there a problem with the prostate? ········ Damn rainy day.

3. It has been raining these days. I guess it is the Jade Emperor who is crying. It must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

4. I don’t want you to become negative because of me. The city with you is also beautiful even when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight in the middle of the night, don’t think about it. I won’t like it. Please ask, this What is the secret of the sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

5. The sky is for wind and rain. The ground is used to grow flowers and grass. I am here to prove the greatness of this world.

6. Woman, when you cry, it will rain all over the world.

7. On the first day of military training, the instructor said: "Don't pray for rain. It's useless. Do you know that when you 7,000 people pray for rain, there are still 20,000 people praying for rain?" "Teacher."

8. The weather is really nice today, windy and rainy.

9. I hate rainy days. My dear, please show up quickly, or I will tell mommy that you secretly held my hand.

10. If you are fine, I will fuck you. If you're fine, that's fine. If you are well, you will have a spare tire until old age. If you are well, it will be sunny. Oops, it will rain tomorrow.

11. Why does it rain during the school term? It reveals the background of the story, exaggerates the desolate atmosphere, and hints at the tragic fate of the characters.

12. Playing in the water outside on a rainy day, playing with herringbone and dragging it out.

13. You have a big head and a big head. Don’t worry if it rains. You have an umbrella and I have a big head.

14. It has been raining in recent days. I really want to throw a piece of Sophie into the clouds and suck up all the water.

15. My deskmate texted her partner "Let's elope" and her partner replied "It's raining." 4. Humorous words to praise rainy days

1. I hate rainy days. My dear, please show up quickly, or I will tell mommy that you secretly held my hand.

2. When it rains or thunders, I stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. ——Funny talk about raining

3. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

4. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water^-^

5. The most regretful thing in life. Nothing more than: no umbrella when it rains, no bowl when eating.

6. If it rains, it will rain! Yin's shoes are lined up for swimming.

7. It has thundered and rained in the past few days. Is the Jade Emperor here to catch the seven fairies who secretly descended to the earth?

8. I don’t ask you for a clear sky, I just ask you not to rain. rain.

9. Raining on Chinese Valentine’s Day is the most basic respect God gives to single girls! 5. Humorous remarks about heavy rain

The lowest price is 0.27 yuan to become a Wenku member and view the full content gt; Original publisher: Li Pengya Humorous remarks about hating rainy days Part 1: Humorous remarks about hating rainy days 1. I hate rainy days. My dear, please show up quickly, or I will tell mommy that you secretly held my hand.

2. When it rains or thunders, I stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

50. If you have a cold or a fever and don’t want to take medicine or injections, just hold on tight and don’t say you feel uncomfortable. If you’re hungry and want to eat and don’t know how to cook, just make noodles to comfort yourself. It’s raining and thundering and you don’t have an umbrella to get wet outside. Funny words about rain 51. When you go out, you go into the oven, when you walk, you get Mala Tang, when you sit down, you get Teppanyaki. It’s better not to rain, it will turn into boiled fish! 52. Why does it rain? Because the earth needs a bath! 53. I just want to say: I hate rainy days.

--.54. I saw an umbrella raining outside. I rushed out like crazy and yelled to make the storm come harder. Then the rain stopped. 55. What should I do if it rains? , I miss you so much 56. Haha, the weather looks really good today, even though it’s raining, it’s all thanks to my aunt. 57. I heard that school is about to start and it has been raining every day. 58. When it rains, I always turn the umbrella around deliberately. When I was a child, you dare to say that you never did it ~ 59. Today, when I go out, I go into the oven and walk. It's Malatang, it's Teppanyaki when you sit down, but don't let it rain, it'll be boiled fish.

60. It’s raining. Everyone has an umbrella, but I have a big head. 61. Don’t go out on rainy days. Although rainwater is not poisonous, getting wet is a small matter, but gonorrhea is a big deal! 62. It’s raining. The brother next to me said that sis, the rain is falling with the same rhythm as when you died. I replied, do you want to drink soup, burn money, or pry the grave? 20% off 63. It’s raining outside. Girl, stop for me. You are my girl. What should I do if I get wet? @64. When it rained and I took a taxi home, I found that I had lost my phone. I ran after it and then I found the phone in my hand. The driver stopped and asked me why I was weak. The weak one said: Drive slowly when it rains heavily. 65. I am afraid of thunder and hate rain but I love thunder showers. 66. The mistress posted a comment: It rains but also thunders. I am most afraid of thunder. 6. Funny sentences about the weather that kept raining

When he left town, he was wearing broken sneakers with open toes...

Ten years later, he came back. Today, he is already a big boss with assets of over 100 million... The streets are still familiar, but the people are unfamiliar. Suddenly, he stopped. The words "Wang Mazi Braised Meat Shop" came into view. He smiled, but there were tears in his eyes... This name gave him so many warm memories when he was once so poor and hungry...

The store was still the same store, but it was dilapidated and depressed. It can be seen that the boss is not doing well. There was no waiter, just a familiar burly figure, busy. His heart beat a little faster, and he said with a smile: "Boss, let's have a bowl of braised pork. A little braised, a lot of meat..."

His back froze, and he slowly turned around... A face full of beard and dots of pockmarks The face stared at him, with tears in his eyes...

Mazi wiped away tears, roared, and flew over...

...

Pounced in He held him in his arms and beat his chest: "Damn you, you still know how to come back..."