Humorous toast in the wine field

Humorous toast on the wine field. In daily life, China's wine table culture has a very long history. Not only should you drink at the wine table, but you should also make some appropriate and humorous toasts. Let's take a look at the humorous toast on the wine field.

Humorous toast 1 1 in the wine field, wearing a suit and tie, all look good.

2, inner excitement, shake hands, I propose a toast to the leader, the leader does not drink, I do not leave, the leader drinks me.

3, standing on two legs, drinking does not count. The drinks will be ready as soon as the chair is seated. Standing, drinking, sitting and swallowing are only half done. Standing and drinking, jumping and swallowing, is a feeling that will not break.

4. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.

5, half a glass of wine, the blessings continue. The wine is seven points full and there are three points left.

6, five cups and six cups count, just like a leader brushing his teeth.

7, a hero and three gangs, drinking can not drink a pair, drink three.

8, let's XXX (region) people drink, pay attention to drink before you speak, or you will be fined three glasses of wine.

9, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, wine makes heroes brave, speaks the truth after drinking, and talks about heroes with wine.

10, the train runs fast, all by the front.

1 1, fish get living water and wine tastes better.

12, a pair of fish heads. Fish head and fish tail, perfect, head and tail connected, good things happen again and again, fish head and fish tail are smooth.

13, the east wind blows the drums, and whoever drinks today is afraid.

14, one cup is no good, why? Because a chopstick can't hold food, one leg can't walk, and it takes two hands to clap your hands.

15, wine is a grain essence, and the more you drink, the younger you become; Wine is a beauty cream, and the more you drink, the brighter your face will be. Wine is made of grain, and it is the same to drink anything; Wine is a bad person, and the more you drink, the more you turn.

16. The glass will not move. I will give it to you with both hands.

17, the end cup doesn't land, and it doesn't mean to land.

18, one cup of love, two cups of Italy, and three cups are good brothers. One drink, two toasts, and three true feelings.

19, one, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

20, one cup and two cups striding, three cups and four cups holding the wall, five cups and six cups holding the wall, I won't go, drink a catty and give me a hug.

2 1, one cup of gold, two cups of silver, three cups to drink a cornucopia, you see, all the gold and silver are here, and the fourth cup should be put in storage.

22. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two supports the wall, and nine, two, two walls leave.

23, wholeheartedly, the best of both worlds, Samsung bright, four seasons like spring, five blessings, June 6, the flag won, the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, everlasting, perfect.

24, soul mates, each in his place, three Yang Kaitai, four seasons rich, bumper crops, smooth and smooth, Qi Xin work together, each showing his magical powers, 99 1, solid.

Humorous toast in wine field II. Classic toast

1, excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, who didn't drink it because I was ugly. -The lady made a toast to the leader.

2. The leader is above me. Say it several times. -Ladies clink glasses with leaders.

My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I want to give this man a glass of wine. This man is happy to drink. He won't go unless he drinks, that is, he won't go! -Women toast men.

5. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. -A toast song by the people of Inner Mongolia grassland.

6, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow. -Toast a friend

7. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to those who do business in the sea.

8. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -To old and new friends.

9, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty. -The drinker.

10, showing off in the crisis, my sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for my brother.

1 1. Dude, I'll give her a drink. -This classic drinking game is mostly used by heroes to save America.

12, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

13, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

14, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink? -Let people involved in liquor lawsuits have a drink.

15, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly. -For business banquets.

16, to make guests drink well, they must drink first-for their own families.

17, women are beautiful and talented, one cup after another, come together-accompany women to drink.

18, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Hold up a cup and have a drink. -Drinking with friends across the street

19, say nothing, the closest thing is big brother-drinking with the old man.

20. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Second, the classic wine blocking words

A: If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face, and you are self-disciplined not to drink.

B: We are all bosom friends when we get together. Let's have a relaxing drink.

A: Qianshan has been in love. How about not drinking this cup?

B: A big river has wide waves. Do whatever you say in this glass of wine!

A: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

B: Tell the truth after drinking and refuse to obey your wife.

Friendship between gentlemen is as light as water-tea is not wine.

I'll sing you a song, and I won't drink it until it's finished.

Third, spell classic wine words on the wine table

1, the river has wide waves, so I'll do it with this cup.

2, a small amount, not a gentleman, not drinking, not a husband!

3, the east wind blows, the drums beat, who is afraid of drinking today!

Wine field humor toast 3 How to say the toast is generous and simple?

1. The season of the year is in spring. I wish you get rich in spring, eat well, dress well and have a good family spirit.

2. The leaders came to Jinshilin, made a trip to Longmen, Yu Xiang, and drank several glasses of Fulu wine, so that the wealth of peace fell on them.

I wish you a career in by going up one flight of stairs in this spring.

4. Here's to you. This glass of wine has three flavors, one is warm and sweet, and the other is sweet. One is the blessing of peace.

Thank you for coming to the Golden Lion Forest to add luster to us. I wish you all success in your career.

6. If the leader drinks this cup of wine, he will make progress.

7. When a fish head is lifted, good luck will always come. A pair of fish heads symbolizes auspiciousness and wealth, and a fish mouth symbolizes a happy Man Cang.

8, wine is a blessing, wine is a life, drinking health and longevity.

Seeing the sun, despite his glory, the old man is a treasure. Drink a glass of longevity wine and wish you good health.

10, people say that winter snow is like silver and spring rain is like gold. I wish you more and more money, and I wish you great prosperity in the four seasons.

1 1, the river is full of flowers at sunrise. I wish you more prosperous business.

12, if you can drink a barrel, you can drink an altar, and the winery director will let you be!

13, commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere.

15, to make the guests drink well, drink well first!

16, the fish turned over, indicating that your career is jumping into the river and rising step by step.

17, the wine is three points full, also known as the dragon drop, and the fortune is the first. I wish you have Sanjiang wealth and a world express.

18, this glass of wine for you has three flavors, one is warm and sweet, and the other is happy to follow. One is the blessing of peace.

19, I wish you a step-by-step promotion, success step by step, and prosperous career.

20. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

2 1, at noon on weeding day, sweat dripped down the soil and dried three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?

22. Make new friends and don't forget old ones.

23. When will Baichuan arrive in the East China Sea? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

24. If you lose, don't drink; if you win, you will depend on it.

25, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband. 26. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

27. Friends are happy together, and drinking must be thorough. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place. This blessed wine should be dry.

28, will drink a wine or two, such a friend is bold enough!

29, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.