The hottest jokes on Weibo

1. I really want to get married. Marry a rich man. Rich people don’t love me. I have never appeared in the 3-story villa. Only his Money, accompanies me when I am lonely

2. According to no statistics, people will have the idea of ????resigning at least five times during a day at work.

3. The notebook must be light and thin, so that when the cat lies on his lap, the cat will not protest when the notebook is placed on the cat, and it will feel quite warm.

4. Our biggest misunderstanding about human nature is that we think that as long as we are human, we will have some conscience.

5. When confessing your feelings to the girl you like, you must speak slowly. In this way, when you say the sentence "I have liked you for a long time", if she is sarcastic or expressionless, you can save yourself and follow the words and ask her: "Can you lend me some money?" "

6. When Sun Wukong saw Tang Monk, he knelt down politely: "Master, please bow to me." Zhu Bajie also knelt down quickly: "Master. , Fat disciple pays homage.”

7. Opportunities always come to those who are prepared, and those who are prepared are usually rich and powerful people.

8. According to the current situation, there is little hope of legalizing same-sex marriage. After all, a same-sex couple can have up to eight fewer children

if they get married.

9. I was dissatisfied with the low salary, so I bought a teacup with the words "I want a salary increase" printed on it. Every time I have a meeting, I will put the side of the teacup with the printed words facing it. The boss lets go. As a result, during the meeting today, the boss took a tea egg in his hand, put it on the table and rolled it towards me.

10. The son does not think the mother is ugly, but the ugly one is still really ugly. Dogs don't think the family is poor, but the poor are still really poor.

11. On the high-speed rail, a child said to his mother: I am hungry. His mother said: Don’t be hungry.

12. "You will definitely meet a better person." "I can't even keep an ordinary guy like you, so what's the use of meeting a better person?"

13. Big data shows that quitting smoking can extend your life by nearly

ten years. So repeatedly quitting smoking and smoking again, you will gain eternal life.

14. It must be boring for the people of Yiwu to travel. The souvenirs are all bought by you.

15. When a girl says she likes a more mature boy, she just likes a boy who is rich or can make money, please know this.

16. Your love is: if you plant flowers intentionally, they won’t bloom; if you plant willows unintentionally, oh, the willows won’t sprout either.

Seventeen. When women get together, they all like to say bad things about men, but when they go home, they all think about how to get the man they like.

18. I spent 10 yuan to buy two pairs of gloves to move bricks. I made 10,000 yuan in one year, which is a 1,000-fold increase. I am really a business genius!