What are the homophone jokes?

A dog asked a cow eating grass: What does grass taste like? Niu said: Strawberry flavor. So the dog tasted the grass and then cursed: You liar! The grass doesn't taste like strawberry at all! The cow said aggrievedly: I told you, grass is tasteless!

1 In a busy market, a fish seller shouted: "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller shouted: "Paotang! (Soup)" The fish seller After hearing this, they said to the candy seller: "Hey, why did you say that my fish was ruined?" The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became. At this moment, a bean sprout seller shouted again: "Bean sprouts! (Douya)" A security guard came over and asked: "Who else is quarreling with them?" It happened that an oil fruit seller shouted : "Youguo! (I'm here)" After hearing this, the security guard said: "Okay, let's take the four of you away together. 2 One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he was worried that the car dealer did not have the auspicious license plate number. Hesitant. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile: "This license plate is good 00544 (let me try it). I guarantee that no one will dare to mess with it. It's not bad."

The rich man was tempted and bought it immediately! The car, but there was a car accident the next day. The rich man got out of the car angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but when he got out of the car, he immediately walked away in despair. It turned out that the other party’s license plate was 44944 (just try it) Try).

3 A foreigner came to China and gave himself a Chinese name, Wei Mao. He came to a company and asked him: " What's your last name? He replied: "My surname is Wei." "Wei what?" ""Why? Do I have to say why my surname is Wei? ”

4 A salesman went to Guangzhou on a business trip. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to go by plane. He was afraid that the manager would not agree to reimburse him, so he sent a telegram to the manager: "If you have an opportunity, take a flight." No. "The manager received the telegram and thought that the "opportunity" to close the deal had arrived, so he immediately called back: "Take it if you can." When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse travel expenses, the manager said that he was not qualified enough to take the plane and was not reimbursed. The salesman did not agree to reimburse the air ticket fee. The salesman took out the manager and called him back. The manager was dumbfounded. 5 In a lively market, a fish seller shouted: "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller Then he shouted: "Paotang! (Into the soup)" After hearing this, the fish seller said to the candy seller: "Hey, why did you say that my fish was in the soup?" The more they argued, the more fierce they became. At that time, a bean sprout seller shouted again: "Bean sprouts! (Douya)" A security guard came over and asked: "Who else is quarreling with them?" It happened that an oil fruit seller shouted: "You!" Fruit! (With me)" After hearing this, the security guard said: "Okay, let's take the four of you away together. 6 A foreign girl married to China. During breakfast, she was told that she couldn't eat fried dough sticks: "You dip it and eat it."

She stood up immediately and was told again, "You dip it and eat it!"

She was confused and said aggrievedly: "Let me stand. Eat, I've already stood up, where should I stand?" 7 The mayor said: "Rabbits, the dog has eaten today's meal, everyone is a big bastard!"

(Translation: Comrade Everyone, we have enough food today, everyone has a big bowl!)