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53.[ Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

Mark Twain once visited London from new york.

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I think this news deserves to be published in its evening paper. However, there is another piece of news.

I also want to post: the news about the theft of the Esco Cup. The poster is written like this:

[Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

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Esco cup

The stolen

We believe that Mark Twain has never heard of it.

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