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1, bought a new bed, which is much wider than the original broken bed. At night, my wife slept in bed and said, "The bed is really wide and can sleep three people."
Husband immediately interface: "As long as you like, I would like someone to sleep here."
The wife said, "well, as long as you are not jealous, of course I will."
2. A primary school teacher said to her boyfriend, "The letter you wrote last time was included in the Chinese midterm exam paper. This question can comprehensively test students' language proficiency. "
The boyfriend asked, "Really? Do you want them to analyze grammar or explain idioms? "
The primary school teacher replied, "I asked them to correct their mistakes!" " "
My boyfriend bought me a silk scarf and tied it in a beautiful knot quickly. I asked, "Didn't you say that I was your first love? I don't think so. You are so skilled and beautiful in tying scarves and knots. It's never like tying it for a girl for the first time. "
My boyfriend lifted his trouser legs and pointed to the sneakers and said, "Look at my shoelaces. I tied it for you by tying it. "
4. My girlfriend works in the finance department and is very busy at the end of the year. I sent her a blessing message: "Good luck, dear. Count the money and count your hand cramps. "
After a while, my girlfriend texted back and said, "Shut your crow's mouth in the future. The yarn counting machine is broken. I am counting money."
5. On Valentine's Day …
Woman: Honey! I like big dolls!
Tanabata day ...
Woman: Honey! I like French perfume!
On my birthday. ...
Woman: Honey! Diamonds represent eternity!
at Christmas ...
Woman: Honey! I ...
Man: Baby! Do you have anything cheap that you like?
Woman: I like you best!
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