Give an English joke, which is more westernized.

A man walked into a shop and wanted to buy a parrot. There are three parrots in the shop. One is 5000 dollars; Another, $65,438+00,000; The third one is $30,000. The customer asked the shopkeeper, "Why does this guy want $5,000? This parrot is too expensive. "

A man went to the store to buy a parrot. There are three parrots in the shop, one for 5000 yuan, one for 1 10,000 yuan and one for 30,000 yuan. The customer asked the boss: Why only 5000 yuan? This price is too expensive for this parrot!

The owner said, "Because I trained it, it can talk." So the customer asked him, "What about this man? What can he do to make him so expensive? " The host said, "Well, besides talking, it will do some interesting actions, such as dancing and so on. That's why he is so expensive. "

The boss said that because I trained him to speak, the customer asked, what about this? What would he do? Why is it so expensive? The boss said: besides talking, he can also perform some interesting actions, such as dancing, which is why it is so expensive.

Then the customer said, "How about the third one? What can he do to make him so expensive? " The shopkeeper said, "I don't know. Usually, I have never heard him talk, dance, whistle, sing, nothing! But the other two called him "boss."

The customer then asked: What about the third one? What would he do? Why is it so expensive? The boss said, I don't know. I have never heard him talk, whistle or sing, nor have I seen him dance, nothing! But the other two called him: boss!