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On the Homophony of Chinese Characters
●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).
● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).
Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).
Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).
My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).
●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).
● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)
●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).
● Shorty transition-peace of mind. (Pan Xin).
● Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.
●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.
A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.
● Public toilets are still being stoned-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).
Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.
● Confucius moved-completely lost. All the books.
●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).
●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).
The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).
● Scholar's towel-guaranteed to lose. (Bao Shu).
The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.
● It's not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag).
● Slash the bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. (it won't ring).
How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.
Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.
Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).
Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.
Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.
Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).
● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).
●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)
Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).
* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.
Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).
Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).
Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.
The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)
It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).
The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).
Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.
● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).
● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).
● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).
●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)
●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).
●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).
Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.
●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end).
● Walking in the watermelon field. (The circle where the left and right sides intersect).
Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).
● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one.
The beans at the bottom of the bowl-lifelike. (the grain enters the eye).
● Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).
Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only a saw.
● Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).
There is no oil in the lamp-wasting your heart. (Waste of energy).
Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.
● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).
● Stick to Huang Lian-suffering year after year. (sticky)
● Open a drawer in the drugstore-for fun. (looking for pills)
Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).
● Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot)
● Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as scheduled. Salt comes first.
● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).
● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).
● Carry a lantern and move a stone-do it. (copy).
● The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).
● The whip in the cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).
●. The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.
● Aviation somersault-from wrong to right. (inverted flight test).
●. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).
The old monk lives in a cave-he has nothing. (No temple).
Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)
The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)
The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)
Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)
Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.
Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)
The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)
Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer
Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by
Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)
Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)
Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)
Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)
Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)
The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)
Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)
Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)
Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)
Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)
This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.
200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)
Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)
Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.
The charm of drought worships witches-damn it
Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)
Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)
A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).
Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)
It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)
Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)
Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)
There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.
Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)
Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)
Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.
Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)
Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)
Sailing on the beach is shallow.
Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)
I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)
A coffin without a bottom-not a person.
No money to buy conch-save (suck)
A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-taking risks at the same time.
Holding a horse spoon-sincere (sheng) heart
Holding cotton in your arms-a soft (warm) heart
Put the comb in your arms-relax your heart.
The poor buy rice, per liter.
A poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence (saw)
The tinker planted a somersault-handstand (iron)
Zhang Tianshi went to the seaside, feeling very strange.
Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud and begged (sunshine).
The donkey is riding-no wonder (riding a horse)
Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)
Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?
Chickens peck at ants-just right (food)
Just accept the sole without an awl.
A paper railing-you can't lean on it.
Paper stool-you can't do it (sit)
A papery stove-it won't work if you step over (the pot)
Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.
Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)
Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)
Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)
Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)
Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)
The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)
Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)
Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.
Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)
Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)
Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.
Separated monks-troubled (temple)
Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)
Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)
Monk's home-temple
Monk's skull-can't (send)
Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)
Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)
Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters
The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.
Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas
Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)
Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)
Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.
Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)
Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)
Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)
Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)
Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)
Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?
Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).
Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)
The plasterer fooled the mouse-perfunctory (eyes)
Masons have no ash-wait for bricks.
The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud)
Masons' tiles are painted with knives.
The clay idol has grass on her body. She is crazy.
Muddy loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)
Fear of carpenters-just a word (saw)
Hanging lanterns in the air-mystery (hanging)
An empty shuttle for mending the net-there is no rule of law (weaving)
Empty coffins go to the funeral-there is no one in the eye (wood)
Empty steamer on the table-contending for (steaming)
Put a dry cage on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.
Needle on the thread board-hold it (don't)
Orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)
Watching the field in the Spring and Autumn Period-Specializing in finding fault (fork)
Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)
Selling steamed bread-Yu (steamed)
Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).
Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)
Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)
Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)
Lord Huang Cheng's Hu Dou-Ghost Noisy (Fried)
Dai Xiao, Lord of the Town God-Running in vain (robe)
Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)
Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for (pills)
There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)
Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)
Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)
Rumbling in the grass mud pond-laughing (fermenting)
A straw hat is a gong-I can't think of it (loud)
Grass Beach Fire-Kindness (Green)
Buckwheat skin is mashed-the two are not sticky (sticky)
Vitex negundo L.
Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials
Little trees have little shade-they can't take care of them.
The tree has fallen-there is no shadow (shadow)
Bacon soup-needless to say (salt)
Eat too much salt and salt-just relax (salty)
Kimchi and Tofu-the word (salt) comes first
Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)
Pickles dipped in soy sauce are too strict (salty)
The crooked monk confessed-something happened (neck)
Light the noodles-it's impossible to cook (rice)
Lotus (pity) bitter pear (separation) bitter stomach acid.
Lotus (lotus) seeds are bitter in heart and pear (pear) seeds are sour in stomach.
A riddle about a word/word
1, crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-attack
2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai
3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan
Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship
5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back
6, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.
7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights-歼
8. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal
Crossword puzzle: The foot of my bed is shining brightly-Kuang.
10, crossword puzzle: need half, leave half light.
1 1, crossword puzzle: bite more than half a name.
12, crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today-Ming.
13, crossword puzzle: if you want half, throw half milk.
14, crossword puzzle: general store-noisy
15, crossword puzzle: even friends meet-boron
16, crossword puzzle: begging out of breath
17, crossword puzzle: four parties come to cooperate and contribute more-devices.
18, crossword puzzle: a change before greed becomes poverty-poverty
19 crossword puzzle: very generous-come back
20-character crossword puzzle: Banbu Chunqiu-Qin
antithetical couplet
Nantong Zhou Bei Zhou Tongnan Zhou Tong Zhou Tong Tongnan Zhou Tong Tongnan.
Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading
East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker and west pawnbroker as things.
Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Willow, Wangjiang Liu Xia Wangjiang Tower, the eternal Jianglou, and the eternal Liujiang.
Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow for thousands of years.
Poetry platform competition, poetry talent competition, poetry platform poetry talent competition, poetry platform peerless, poetry talent peerless.
Baita Street, blacksmith, making a red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light and quenching purple iron, sitting facing south and beating things.
Danshuiwan, a farmer in bad karma, wears a cool hat, bends over, basks in the heat, sweats, cuts sweet sugar cane and raises his wife, children and grandchildren.
Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you are free.
It's hard to ask for help, it's hard to find someone, and it's hard for everyone to find someone.
Chinese New Year is bitter, Chinese New Year is bitter, and Chinese New Year is bitter every year.
A cup of green tea can quench one's thirst.
The sound of nature is the heart of Lele musicians.
Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu
Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.
Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, and yellow is not connected with short curtains.
Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.
The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise
The wind sends flowers all over the garden, and there are bursts of flowers and Mei Lanfang.
joke
A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.
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