Begging foreigners to make jokes in China

Foreigners learn Chinese and make jokes.

1, "China is very good!" This joke is very popular in China. It tells the story of a foreign friend who knows a little Chinese who criticized the arrogance of China people after the reform and opening up: once this friend came to China for a working visit, and sat down with a friend from China in a coffee shop, he talked about the culture of China. He was deeply moved by the friendliness, courtesy and enthusiasm of the people of China. However, he also said that although China people have always been modest, they sometimes become arrogant, especially after the reform and opening up. For example, streets and alleys can be seen everywhere now-people in China are good, construction in China is good, industry and commerce in China are good, agriculture in China is good, and some are simply "China is good". Say that finish, I pointed to the outside not far away. It turns out that a foreign friend refers to a bank. "Silver" is shaped like "hen" and "Xing" is a disyllabic word. Besides Xing, it is also pronounced as háng, but foreign friends can't tell it apart, so China friends laughed!

(Pay attention to the difference between "big" and "big") "China people won the battle".

There is a multiple-choice question for international students: "Dalian Shide team won the championship after 90 minutes of fierce fighting." Question: Which of the following sentences best fits the meaning of the text? A Beijing Hyundai team beat Dalian Shide team, B Beijing Hyundai team beat Dalian Shide team, C Dalian Shide team beat Beijing Hyundai team. Although the correct answer is C, it has been repeatedly emphasized that many candidates still choose B in the examination room.

This topic originated from a true story: 1983, the women's volleyball team of China and the women's volleyball team of the United States met in the group match, and after the match, the headline "China defeated the United States" appeared in the China newspaper. A few days later, China and the United States met again in the final and competed for the championship. The title of the China newspaper was changed to "China trounced the United States". An American student named Christr was very happy after reading the newspaper and thought that America had won. He praised his national team among the overseas students in China and made a big joke. It is said that until he left China after graduation, Krister said indignantly to everyone he met, China people are so strange. China people won the battle, so why should they compete?

3. "Dear Aunt".

In Chinese, "Niang" and "Ma" both refer to mother. An English student who came to China for the first time to study Chinese took a fancy to a beautiful China girl on campus. So he wrote her a courtship letter, but for a moment he forgot how to write "Niang", so he cleverly changed "Niang-"to dear aunt ... "

4. "Laugh at Jiuquan"

In Chinese class, the teacher wanted to know about the recent Chinese learning effect of foreign students and asked, "Can you say an idiom to describe a person who is very happy?" Answers such as "Laughter", "Cheerfulness" and "Dancing" soon appeared in the audience. The teacher went on to say, "This idiom had better contain numbers, such as one, two, three, four ..." An international student responded quickly-"Laugh at the grave."

5. "You and I are nothing".

This joke was told in class by a Chinese major teacher at Nanjing Normal University-an American professor who claimed to be an expert in Chinese taught his students Chinese. When talking about accurately understanding the meaning of "thing", he made the following statement: In Chinese, "thing" not only means direction, but also refers to objects, such as desks and chairs, televisions, glasses, etc., which can be called things, but not if they are living animals. "

6. "I can't come when it's convenient."

On one occasion, several students from China invited foreign boys who had just come to China to study Chinese to dinner. In the middle, a student from China went out to have a "rest". Foreign students don't understand what it means, and everyone tells them it's going to the toilet to excrete. The student remembers that one day, a girl wanted to visit him at his convenience. The foreign student immediately waved, "You can come at any time, but you can't come at my convenience." The common phrase "providing convenience for customers" in the service industry is also understood as providing customers with toilet services, which has become a joke for a while.

In order to know a little about the word "bian", I played another joke-China people are generally very polite to their guests, and the banquet is obviously very rich, which is also called "a light meal" to entertain guests. Once, a foreign guest saw that the host of China had prepared such a light meal and praised it with a thumbs up-"This is a shit meal!" When this statement came out, the whole table of China people suddenly lost their flavor.

7. "Farmers in China are getting more and more expensive".

This happened in the late 1980s. An American student couldn't distinguish between "rich" and "expensive", and wrote in his sentence: "After the Third Plenary Session, farmers in China became more and more expensive."

8. "Where?" .

"Fan" even means modesty, which is a well-known common language in China. But Mr. W, a foreigner who has just come into contact with Chinese, doesn't understand. Once Mr. W attended the wedding of a young overseas Chinese, and he politely praised the bride for her beauty. The groom on the side immediately thanked the bride. "Where?" Mr. W felt embarrassed and thought that he would say it in blunt Chinese first, and then talk about the place-"hair, eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose and mouth are all beautiful!"

9. "Wear a condom".

Wearing a hat on your head sometimes confuses foreign friends. A teacher from China told a story that happened to an international student he taught in Beijing. The international student told the teacher that he often went out by motorcycle. The teacher reminded him that there are too many cars in Beijing, so be careful. He replied, "Never mind, I will wear a condom."

10, "Let's go to bed together".

"Shang" and "Qi" sometimes have the same meaning, but if they are matched separately, their meanings may be completely opposite. For example, going to bed and getting up are two different things, and going to bed also means sleeping together. An American girl and her China boyfriend who temporarily taught her Chinese were invited to a friend's party. Because it was too late, she drank too much and stayed. Before the break, the American girl handed a note to her male neighbor in China-"Let's go to bed together!" Her original intention was to get up and leave together tomorrow, but it made China's male neighbors think for half a night.

You and I are nothing.

This joke was told in class by a Chinese major teacher at Nanjing Normal University-an American professor who claimed to be an expert in Chinese taught his students Chinese. When talking about accurately understanding the meaning of "thing", he made the following statement: In Chinese, "thing" not only means direction, but also refers to objects, such as desks and chairs, televisions, glasses, etc., which can be called things, but not if they are living animals. "

You can't come when it is convenient.

On one occasion, several students from China invited foreign boys who had just come to China to study Chinese to dinner. In the middle, a student from China went out to have a "rest". Foreign students don't understand what it means, and everyone tells them it's going to the toilet to excrete. The student remembers that one day, a girl wanted to visit him at his convenience. The foreign student immediately waved, "You can come at any time, but you can't come at my convenience." The common phrase "providing convenience for customers" in the service industry is also understood as providing customers with toilet services, which has become a joke for a while.

In order to know a little about the word "bian", I played another joke-China people are generally very polite to their guests, and the banquet is obviously very rich, which is also called "a light meal" to entertain guests. Once, a foreign guest saw that the host of China had prepared such a light meal and praised it with a thumbs up-"This is a shit meal!" When this statement came out, the whole table of China people suddenly lost their flavor.

Farmers in China are getting more and more expensive.

This happened in the late 1980s. An American student couldn't distinguish between "rich" and "expensive", and wrote in his sentence: "After the Third Plenary Session, farmers in China became more and more expensive."

"Where where".

"Fan" even means modesty, which is a well-known common language in China. But Mr. W, a foreigner who has just come into contact with Chinese, doesn't understand. Once Mr. W attended the wedding of a young overseas Chinese, and he politely praised the bride for her beauty. The groom on the side immediately thanked the bride. "Where?" Mr. W felt embarrassed and thought that he would say it in blunt Chinese first, and then talk about the place-"hair, eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose and mouth are all beautiful!"

Laughing in Jiuquan

In Chinese class, the teacher wanted to know about the recent Chinese learning effect of foreign students and asked, "Can you say an idiom to describe a person who is very happy?" Answers such as "Laughter", "Cheerfulness" and "Dancing" soon appeared in the audience. The teacher went on to say, "This idiom had better contain numbers, such as one, two, three, four ..." One international student responded quickly-"Laughing away nine springs".