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What kind of experience is it to fall on the treadmill?

I am a professional fitness enthusiast, but I usually do some anaerobic exercise at home when I exercise. Equipment exercise or something, rarely done. At most, I pedal my bike at home to do some such sports. But there is a gym in our school, so I just want to get a fitness card and go to the gym to experience it. After staying for so long, I didn't say that I really fit in. I was about to graduate at that time, and if I was particularly bloated, it would also cause a bad impression on the employer, so I decided to start a fitness trip. ?

Dude, did I just start working out? That equipment is really specially prepared, what arms and shoulder bags, headphones and a lot of messy fitness equipment. I was quite prepared, but I was dumbfounded after I went in and didn't know what to do. My classmate said that if you want to practice equipment and muscles, you should go to the treadmill to warm up.

When I first came into contact with the treadmill, I had no idea what this thing was about! I saw their healthy children lined up there one by one. You say this gym is the same, so can't he change all these into Chinese? There are many English letters. What do you think? I don't know anything except Arabic numerals and the English letters at the beginning. But I don't know, so I will explore slowly. After groping, I started running.

I vaguely remember running for a few days. One day, I don't know what happened. I was covered in sweat and always wanted to wipe the sweat off my face. However, my legs and feet were not particularly flexible that day. After running for several days, I feel sore every day, and I don't know how to take a day off to rest myself. I always thought it was normal to feel so sore. Just when I picked up my glasses to wipe the sweat on my face, fuck, it's no use at this time, I can't keep up with the treadmill. I didn't expect to fall on the treadmill.

There were a lot of people when I went there. It's really hard to get a seat. There are still many people waiting behind. When I fell off the treadmill, I vaguely saw the girls around me whispering. They should be laughing at me for being so stupid. Like an idiot, you can run and fall.

My face turned red at that time. I don't know if it's because I'm red when I run, or because it's hard to see the embarrassing situation, which makes me feel particularly uncomfortable. However, I am a man, and I must not lose face. I pretended to be calm. Who makes me cheeky? Right? Step on it directly and continue pedaling on the treadmill.

Who knows there is a buddy, and I don't know if he is stupid or something. Didn't you see that I fell down because of a mistake? He came up to me and said, dude, are you going to finish eating? Can you give it to me when you're done? I really wanted to give him a mouth. Aren't you talking nonsense? If I finish, can I go back to the treadmill? Are you ashamed of me? ?

But I can't be angry or scold him. I can only say something to him silently. Wait a minute. Anyway, after falling off the treadmill at that time, this feeling was really hard, especially when there were girls around. I wanted to conquer them by my own male chauvinism and charm, and let them fall into my arms, but I didn't expect it to become a joke.