Funny horror ghost joke

1. Two people are fishing by the river.

A man grabbed a kettle, then an umbrella, and then a leather shoe.

He said to another person in fear. Let's leave now. Looks like someone lives here! ?

2. A friend is in the funeral home. He was bored in the middle of the night, so he used WeChat to search for people nearby and found a sister. He sent her a message at once.

After a long time, I received a reply from the other party: Big Brother, can you burn me an iphone5? I like white! Thank you, good people. Have a safe life!

On the day of Tomb-Sweeping Day, a man found a thick wallet on the road.

I am ecstatic. Open it and it's all paper money!

Tian Yang way:? How to find such good luck in life! ?

So I grabbed my wallet and killed it by the roadside!

4. A person lives alone in a tall building and will arrive in the middle of the night. Tell him that tomorrow night will be very fascinating, please bring your own things.

The next day passed for a long time, and people were complaining: Why are you here?

Cow's head and horse's face gasped, the elevator stopped and climbed upstairs.

The prince made a general survey and found that there were many birthday girls in the deep mountains. He asked the ghost why the sentence was uneven. The ghost judge faltered: it's too far, and it's very tiring to go once.

6. Old ghost: Kid, where's the paper money your family burned the other day?

Kidd: GREAT GHOST and I have invested together.

Old ghost: Did you make any money?

Child: this fool, ghost has no feet, but wants to open a shoe store!

7. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

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