Pan Changjiang sings his lines if he wants to

A: Lao Zhang, Lao Zhang. Why are you ignoring me?

B: Don’t be arrogant, am I old?

A: What did I think was wrong? This is why?

B: Oh, if your surname is Zhang, you can call him Lao Zhang. What about your surname is Wang?

A: Lao Wang

B: Where is your surname Ma?

A: Lao Ma

B: Where is your surname Yan?

A: Master! Fuck you, take advantage of me, I’ll see everyone in the room blame you

B: No, I mean, you’re doing this and that, it’s too vulgar

A: That’s called What?

B: You see we are so friendly, let’s call each other by our nicknames.

A: Nickname? What's your nickname?

B: One word, very easy to remember, one word nickname!

A: What?

B: My name is. ． ． My nickname is not very nice, I’m afraid you’ll laugh at me

A: It’s okay, no joke

B: No joke?

A: No joke

B: My name is. ． ． I'm still afraid of your jokes

A: Didn't I say that? No joke, tell me

B: Then I really said it

A: Tell me

B: Wrist

A: What? wrist?

B: Yes, it’s called the wrist.

A: Wrist or ankle?

B: What are the wrists and ankles? They are called wrists.

A: Wrists?

B: Yes. That’s what it’s called

A: I’m talking about the wrist. Why is it so awkward?

B: What’s going on?

A: What are you doing here?

B: The main thing is to sing for everyone and get a prize by the way.

A: You have a big background, right? Then let me ask you, what songs do you know?

B: The question you asked is so poor. What do you mean by knowing what songs? English, German, Spanish, Costa Rican, so many that I’m tired just counting them

A: Let me tell you, this train is not pushed, Mount Tai is not piled, and the cowhide cannot be messed up. Blow!

B: Still don’t believe it? How about I sing a song here?

A: OK

B: Next, I will sing a Costa Rican national song for everyone. Before singing, I would like to ask if anyone here understands Costa Rican.

A: No

B: It would be much easier if not

A: Stop it, what do you mean it is much easier? Do you want to fool us?

B: No, what I am actually saying is that no one understands it, and no one can comment on the quality of my singing.

A: That's true. Then you sing in Mandarin. Everyone can understand and comment on Mandarin.

B: Okay, what do you sing in Mandarin?

A: Have you heard of Super Girl?

B: Have you heard of it?

A: How is it?

B: Not bad!

A: To be honest, I am still a corn!

B: Oh, wait, what are you?

A: Corn!

B: Corn?

A: Yes.

B: You are a corn, so if I stand with the corn, wouldn’t I become a carrot?

A: What a mess, or how terrible is it that there is no culture? Corn is Li Yuchun’s fan, fans, do you understand? fans!!

B: Annoyed to death? Oh, don’t I understand when you say that? So annoying! !

A: How is it? Have you heard her songs?

B: Whose song have I not heard?

A: Can you sing?

B: Whose song can’t I sing?

A: Just sing her song!

B: Just sing her song? good. Next, I will sing Li Yuchun's famous song "Mouse Loves Corn": I miss you and miss you. ． ．

A: Stop, stop, good guy, in a blink of an eye, the rice turned into corn? Stop being embarrassed here and get down! !

B: No, listen to me, corn

A: Huh?

B: Oh no, it’s so annoying

A: Huh?

B: No, Wang Tao , I am actually joking with you. I think songs can adjust my mood. I can sing them when I am happy.

A: Yes.