Some funny homophonic jokes and eighty jokes.

Some funny homophonic jokes-1. Don't love me, it's fruitless. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

Jason Wu met a mouse-Jason Wu hit it!

The doctor prescribed medicine for me, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

4. You said that it is natural for girls with risorius to laugh, but is it difficult for girls with Android to laugh?

5. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

6. I said I was reading A Brief History of Time, and you said everywhere that I would pick up shit when I was free?

7. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.

8. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

9. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

10. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

1 1. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

12. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."

13. Yan Zi made a difference. After being humiliated, Yan Zi left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

14. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short. It's called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

15. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

16. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

17. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

18. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up, Ollie?

19. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

Some funny homophonic jokes 2 2 1. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

22. Even I don't like it. What do you like, Hiroyuki?

23. the Monkey King fell into the lake and went ashore to become Liu Er's macaque. It turned out that he fell into the quilt of Bitter Lake.

24. Liaoning is the place where China admires ins style most. You can often hear such a conversation: "Do you want ins?" "Immigration and Naturalization Service"

25. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!

26. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Prada Prada Dior.

27. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

28. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips at home, and it's even worse when I eat it halfway. I looked at the name. It turns out that Xiangtan Lotus loves spicy food (I want to fall in love)!

29. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

30. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

3 1. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

32. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. People passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

I bought a skirt today. It feels comfortable to wear. It feels comfortable to wear. Did you hear that? All the time.

34. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

35. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

36. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

37. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

38. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

39. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

40. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

Some interesting homophonic jokes (3) 4 1. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato and whisper in your ear, "I am purple potato, and so are you".

I said I was in Baoan, Shenzhen. You say everywhere that I work as a security guard in Shenzhen?

43. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

44. I didn't even ask you out. what are you going to do？

45. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

46. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?

47. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

48. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips, and my heart is even worse. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food.

49. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

50. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.

5 1. Even I don't love it. What do you love about Qiyi?

52. If you touch the scene, take the word "touching the scene".

One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

54. "I told the old people at home that I worked in Baoan, Shenzhen, and they spread everywhere that I was a security guard in Shenzhen."

If you miss someone, don't say anything, just send him a cold yes, because the cold yes misses you like a river.

56. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

57. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?

58. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

59. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

60. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

Some funny homophonic jokes, paragraph 4, 6 1. The wechat group of rabbit and bear was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Tutu said, don't build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

62. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

63. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

64. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

65. "I asked when to unseal it, and my friends said everywhere that I was anxious to get married."

66. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

67. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

68. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

69. Ducks line up to find their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says in a hurry, sorry for not aligning with the duck, not aligning with the duck.

70. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, don't let the flowers wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

7 1. When I open my eyes, it is bright, and when I close my eyes, it is dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?

Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

73. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

74. "I said I like buttonwood, and you told others that I like living with gay men."

75. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

76. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

77. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

78. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.

79. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

80. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?