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A cold joke about the game.
The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still don't have it." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I'll take two! "" "There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "giraffe, giraffe, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "Giraffes look at marijuana cigarettes and white rabbits, throw marijuana cigarettes behind them and run in the forest with white rabbits. Later, they met an elephant ready to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" "Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, so he threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe. Later, they met a lion who was going to fight heroin. The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The lion looked at the syringe and the rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed to hit the rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the rabbit?" "It is so kind. It cares about our health and makes us close to nature." The lion said angrily, "This bastard rabbit drags me around the forest like an idiot every time he eats ecstasy." On the first day, the white rabbit went fishing by the river and went home without catching anything. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home. On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, if you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!
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