Campus version of If You Are the One skit script

Hunan City University version of If You Are the One skit script

Characters in the play

Moderator: Tang Fei

Female guest: No. 1 Xiao Meimei ;No. 2 Wang Xifeng; 3. Yang Zhiling; 4. Zhang Furong

Male guest: No. 1 Sharp Brother; No. 2 Li Minhao;

Tang Fei: An imitation of Meng Fei from Jiangsu Satellite TV The author has a serious style

Zhang Furong: funny

Wang Xifeng: funny

Yang Zhiling: beautiful and coquettish

Xiao Meimei : Personality, fashion, sexy

Brother Sharp: image of a beggar, 2. cool

Lee Minho: tall, rich and handsome

Text of the script

Host People's appearance music

Tang Fei: Hello everyone! Welcome to the 2013 new dating program "If You Are the One" organized by the Singles Club of Hunan City University. I am Tang Fei, the host of this program. We only provide encounters and do not arrange love. If you are still single and looking forward to an unforgettable encounter, sign up for our program quickly. If the male and female guests successfully hold hands in the program, they will receive a pass certificate for the Mandarin and Speech Examinations issued by Teacher Wang Jing. Okay, everyone, now we will invite 4 beautiful single girls today. Applause please!

The music starts and the female guest appears - GIRLFRIEND

Host: Here is the first female guest, Xiao Meimei, 22 years old, from Shaoyang, Hunan.

Line: Hello everyone! My name is Xiao Meimei. I am the legendary new-age woman who can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, beat gangsters, and fight with mistresses. I am a person who puts love first. Apart from love, in my eyes, everything is just a cloud.

I am L’Oréal Paris, you deserve it!

(Pose and pose, return to the guest seat)

Host: I would like to invite the second female guest, Miss Wang Xifeng, 23 years old, from Hebei.

The music sounds and the female guest appears -?

Line: Hello everyone, I am Wang Xifeng. People who know me well call me Sister Feng. I am only 23 years old, loved by everyone, flowers blooming after flowers, and cars getting flat tires! Every time I walk on the street, either handsome guys turn around or beautiful girls jump off the building! I was well-read at the age of 9 and reached my peak at the age of 20. No one is better than me in terms of intelligence, so I should make up for it in appearance. (When saying "appearance", emphasize and touch the face)

My criteria for choosing a mate are: age 25--28 years old, height 176-183cm. My requirements are not high at all. I am a master's degree graduate from Peking University or Tsinghua University. (Special emphasis on the last sentence)

(Returning to the guest seat very excitedly)

Host: I would like to invite the third female guest, Ms. Yang Zhiling, 22 years old, from Hunan Yiyang.

The music sounds and the female guest appears - GIRLFRIEND

Line: (Baby voice is charming) Hello everyone! I am Yang Zhiling, who is kind-hearted and sweet, with fair skin, good figure, smart and lovable. Thank you for your support!

My criterion for choosing a spouse is, Lee Min Ho, come on, come on, come on...

(Throwing a blowing kiss, she returned to the guest seat gracefully)

Host: Yes, please The fourth female guest, Sister Furong, is 22 years old and comes from Zhuzhou, Hunan.

The female guest makes a funny appearance as the music plays - The Onion Swallowing Song

Line: Hello everyone! I am Zhang Furong. A beautiful woman like me, no matter where I am, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding, with my ecstatic S-shaped figure, amazing dancing skills, and my sexy The lips betrayed me deeply!

My standard for choosing a spouse is not to be a good match, but to feel qualified. Thank you all!

(Bow and return to the guest seats)

Tang Fei: Welcome four beautiful female guests. The program rules are introduced below. Our rules here are very simple. First, the male guest introduces himself, and then there is a free Q&A. Everything you like or dislike, yes or no, is all on the sign in your hand.

Are you all ready? Let us invite today’s number one male guest, Brother Sharp.

Brother Sharp's appearance music - Shanghai Beach theme song

Brother Sharp: (walking out with a majestic model, holding a cigar) Hello everyone, my name is Brother Sharp. Brother, I have traveled north and south, drank water behind the toilet, had my legs pressed against me on the train track, and even kissed a fool. Today we come to the stage of If You Are the One, and our goal is to hold the child’s hand and drag him away! If Zi doesn't leave, hum, beat him unconscious and drag him away!

Tang Fei: Oh, Brother Sharp, your walking posture is so cool.

Brother Sharp: What I walk is not the road, but my life.

Tang Fei: Female guests, do you like his appearance?

Yang Zhiling: Brother Fei, we women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

Zhang Furong: Oops! You are so handsome, do people like you still need to go on a blind date?

Brother Sharp: That’s right. Someone once said that the left side of my face is very idol-like.

Zhang Furong: I quite like you. What is your occupation?

Brother Sharp: What I want is not money, but coolness.

Zhang Furong: Have you ever considered changing your career in the future?

Brother Sharp: Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor. I choose, I like it!

Sister Feng: Male guest, can you come closer so I can take a look?

Brother Sharp stepped forward.

Sister Feng: Ouch, you look bad at first glance, but if you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

Xiao Meimei: She looks really good. It’s two anyway!

Tang Fei: The female guest’s mouth is really powerful! Please choose now.

All X

Meng Tangfei: Unfortunately, the first male guest failed to succeed. The following applause goes to the second male guest Li Minhao.

Lee Minho: Hello everyone! My name is Li Minhao, from Malanshan.

Tang Fei: Oh, Lee Minho, welcome. Judging from the reaction of the female guests, you are quite popular. I hope you can successfully hold hands today.

Lee Minho: I have repeatedly emphasized that you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

Tang Fei: The female guests can no longer hold themselves back. Sister Feng, what do you want to ask?

Sister Feng: Male guest, what do you think of me?

Lee Minho: Female guest, you are very creative, definitely abstract, very refreshing! !

Sister Feng held up the X sign angrily.

Sister Furong: Male guest, do you like children?

Lee Minho: Of course I like it. I’ve even thought of a name. When I give birth to a son in the future, I want to name him "Hao Shuai". Then when people see me, they will say: "What a handsome dad!"

Sister Furong: Male guest, you are very humorous.

Yang Zhiling: Male guest, I think you look a lot like the same person.

Lee Minho: Oh? Yeah?

Yang Zhiling: Yes, he looks a lot like my next boyfriend!

Yang Zhiling and Xiao Meimei raised O, others raised X

The sound effect of the female guest turning off the lights - 2 lights

Tang Fei: Okay, there are two women The guest left the light on for our male guest. Male guest, now you have the opportunity to express your love to the girl you are interested in.

The male guest's confession music - This is Love

(Lee Minho walked up to Yang Zhiling and took out a red rose.)

Lee Minho: Female guest, not only do I have a car, money, a house, and a diamond ring, but I also have a heart to accompany you until you grow old. Would you like to?

Yang Zhiling: (moved to tears) I do!

The two held hands sweetly.

The music sounds for the successful pairing - Romeo and Juliet

Tang Fei: Let us congratulate the two with warm applause for their successful hand-in-hand. At the same time, they will receive Mandarin and Juliet awards from teacher Wang Jing. A pass certificate for the speech eloquence exam.

Today's "If You Are the One" 2013 Annual Conference Special Program ends here. See you in the next program!

The music continues Romeo and Juliet and the volume increases