I want many cold jokes.

I hate two kinds of people most, one is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate.

Asking what to eat in the canteen in cold weather is more helpful to keep warm. Eating some cotton helps to keep warm ~

When I was three years old, I said I wanted to be an emperor when I grew up. When I was thirteen, I said I wanted to be a new generation of Chen Jingrun. My mother smiled when I called home just now. I said, mom, in fact, I am just a daffodil that you have raised for more than 20 years but still can't bloom. I heard my mother crying on the phone. Dad grabbed the phone angrily and shouted, when did your boy learn to play dumb?

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly feels so hot. He said it was too hot. I tried to undress, but he skinned me. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students laughed when they saw his new hairstyle. Xiaoming, your head is like a kite. Xiao Ming felt wronged and ran outside crying, and he flew away.

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed huts, wooden houses and brick houses. The three little pigs ran desperately, but the wolf caught up with the three little pigs and said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up everything you wanted. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, Tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is!

There is a student in HKUST who will graduate from senior year soon. He has no job or girlfriend, so he will tell your fortune. You will stay poor until a 40-year-old student's eyes light up and thinks there will be a turn for the better, so he asks, and then you get used to this life.

The last thing you want to do when barbecuing is to divide the meat with your cooked charcoal, play with cold clams and build an autistic barbecue grill; Fire, no kind of meat, small sausage meat, mafia, black wheel, flat tire, onion, garlic, corn.

Hungry wolves feed, and when they hear that their families are training their children to cry again, they throw you out to feed them. But the children cried all night, and the wolf sighed the next morning. Alas, human beings are not trustworthy.

The reason why we chose the zoo for the first party in our university is that only here can we feel that we are still individuals.

A polar bear stayed alone in a daze on the ice. It was really boring, so he began to pull out his own hair, one, two, three, and finally pulled out one. Suddenly he shouted that it was cold.

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

There was a man named Motorbike who was rode away the next day. A person looks like a sweet potato and falls down while walking. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, and the living call for help. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what are the names of black horse, white horse and red horse? Why do zebra people go to bed? Because the bed won't come by itself.

Who gave me the water of forgetting? Aha, the reason. Aha, give me a glass of forgotten water.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because it's really like Dabai. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a cotton candy ball that played for a long time. He said, I'm so tired. I feel soft all over.

When will Chen Shui-bian buy instant noodles?

Why does silkworm baby have money? Because silkworms can cocoon (frugally).

Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing and froze to death.

One day, something happened to the red bean cake. The last thing he said before he died was yes, so I am red bean paste.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, tickled and caught fire. Remember the game in the afternoon? In fact, there is a match behind it. He caught it when he felt itchy, and then his head caught fire. Then he went to the hospital and the nurse bandaged him, and he became a cotton swab.

A group of students went to their home in the suburbs to play. We bought some watermelons and put them in the kitchen. We asked a classmate to take a knife to cut it. Long time no see. I wonder when he will come back. He said in a panic that I cut the pumpkin. Everyone laughed hysterically, but two seconds later, everyone even laughed. It turned out that he had a melon in his hand.

Once, my uncle saw my sister-in-law wearing a big treasure, and suddenly shouted, "You have such good skin, and you still use Hushubao."

It is said that a polar bear had to wear sunglasses to see clearly because the snow was too dazzling, but he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around with his eyes closed and looked for it on the ground. He climbed up with dirty hands and feet to find it. He put them on, looked in the mirror and found that I was a panda.

Which runs faster, the horse or the mare? Because stallions run faster.

A man wrote a love letter to his girlfriend. In order to express his love more strongly, he drew many hearts on the back of the envelope and put them on with arrows. Unfortunately, his girlfriend wrote back and asked what the kebab behind the envelope meant.

1: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? 2. People still call it the old woman's cake. Should I give you a wife if I buy it? !

A pregnant woman got on the second floor of a double-decker bus. She suddenly became angry. What the hell? There is no driver on the second floor. No wonder there are so many seats.

An old lady got on the bus with a cane and sat behind the driver. When the bus arrived at the station after several stops, the old lady poked the driver's hip with a cane and asked anxiously where it was. The driver replied angrily that it was ass.

During our military training, we organize singing activities in the evening, but basically we still ask the beautiful women in the class to keep sitting and be responsible for the announcement. Next, XXX brings you a song "Buffalo". The beauty came back from behind the scenes for a while and hurried out. Sorry, XXX dedicated "Waterwheel" to everyone. As a result, the music sounded like Zheng Zhihua's Sailor, and the guy was so depressed that he was out of tune on the stage.

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed with long hair. Bush was surprised and said, how dare you break into the White House at night? Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and smiled grimly. He said softhearted is so confident!

Which historical figure must sink when swimming? Sinus can't help but drift.

Monkeys hate parallel lines because they don't intersect (bananas)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Wolves because of Momotaro (destroy wolves)

Butterflies, ants, spiders and centipedes are not paid. Centipede will not be rewarded for its reactive power.

The sheep stopped breathing and stood straight (the sheep did not exhale). What animals can be attached to the wall? The seal (newspaper) is affixed to the wall.

That old man runs fastest ― speak of the devil. Is the candy male or female? Mother will give birth to ants because there are sweets on the table.

One day when I was walking, my feet felt very painful. I looked down and stepped on a lemon.