Humorous jokes about drinking.

A drinking buddy took out a cigarette from his pocket and just lit it, with a loud bang. It turned out that there was a firecracker in his pocket. Since then, I have never touched a drop of wine.

No matter who you are, drinking a small glass of wine is guilty.

Small glass, you are guilty, no matter who you are.

Small glass, you are guilty. I can't find the north after drinking it.

Small glass, you are guilty. I'm so drunk that I want to sleep on the floor.

Small glass, you are guilty. I drank it all.