A joke that imitates Stephen Chow movie couplets

The first couplet: The lights are put out at night, and the nepotism is urgently resolved when people meet for the first time; the second couplet: The air is like a gossamer, the mind is as soft as the waist, and the waist is eager to welcome

The first couplet: Touch the chest and explore it The waist makes the slave drip with water; the second line: Holding the tip of the gun and taking advantage of the mood, I can monopolize the head

The first line: Half an inch into the soul, the soul is frightened and screams: It hurts, hurry up! Second line: Leave three points of jade, cherish the fragrance, and cry out urgently: Come out, come on!

First couplet: acting county magistrate, acting mayor, acting speaker, three generations under one roof. Second line: New house, new car, new horse, new appearance. Hengpi: They are all from A.

First line: boiled water, cold steamed buns, eat, drink and sleep in front of the computer. Second line: Demon-slaying sword, step-defining shoes, in the game of killing demons.