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Today's Copywriting (78 Selected Sentences) 1. The sadness that can't be touched now can finally be told as a joke. Time cannot change the content of your story, but it can change the way you tell it. 2. Being a generally kind person, and then having enough selfishness and just enough indifference, life will be much easier. 3. I disdain to argue with anyone. Those who love me don't have to argue; If you don't love, it's useless to come; There is always an answer to everything. It is better to let nature take its course than to worry about it. 4. You should save your loveliness, care for your kindness and be brave. When the world is getting worse, I only hope you will get better and better. Everyone has mental illness, but some people have frequent seizures, some people have occasional seizures, some people are not good at hiding, and some are buried deep in their hearts. 6. If you are not happy enough, don't frown deeply. Life is too short, so why cultivate bitterness? 7. The older you get, the smaller the proportion of face to charm value. The taste that naturally glows inside and the glory after wisdom precipitation are the most attractive places. 8. If deep feelings are disappointed, there is nothing wrong with being lonely for the rest of your life. 9. You can be unhappy, but you can't disturb others' happiness; You can be angular, but you can't stab others. 1. Be the person you want to be. There are no rules. You can start at any time. If you find that you haven't done it yet, I hope you have the courage to start all over again. 11. The older you grow up, the less you dare to rely on others, for fear that people's hearts will change and promises will not be fulfilled, so that you only believe that only you can give yourself a sense of security. -Xu Lingzi 12. In addition to bad things, there are many beautiful things waiting for you in this world. Don't cling to the pain when you are not satisfied, leave the beauty aside and ignore happiness. 13. All the unsatisfactory things in the world depend on hard work. Accept growth, and accept all the bad endings. 14. Remember to turn back when you are wrong, and let go if you love someone wrong. If you pretend to be invulnerable, you should be prepared to put an arrow through your heart. 15. The way of life need not be too complicated. If you can cut the complexity and simplify it, return to the basics and do a good job of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in life, you will naturally live a transparent and chic life. 16. Learn to refuse, be indifferent, don't fight with annoying people, and stay away from those people and things that consume you. 17. As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you are probably dying of hanging yourself, and everyone thinks you are playing on a swing. 18. When I was a child, I thought there would be many unexpected things and surprises when I grew up. When I grow up, I realize that life not only has no surprises, but also makes you sad everywhere. 19. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past, and every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past. 2. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated. 21. Later, I realized that it is useless to talk about many things, just like holding a cup of hot water, even if you are thirsty again, you will put it down because it is hot. 22. Some words and words are harmful, and some people will leave whether they stay or not. If one day I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand. 23. A person's life is a process of recognizing people. Some people start with meeting and end with each other; Some people have been in the eye, but now they are out of the heart. 24. Anything that can be explained thoroughly is basically let go. You know, the knot is unclear or even unspeakable. 25. No one told me that many people can only meet once in their lifetime, and passing by is a lifetime. -Da Bing "Hey, Touch Your Head" 26. Life is not owed. Others pay for you because others like it, and you pay for others because you are willing. 27. Don't use too harsh language to talk about your friends. Too harsh language will only hurt the gas, and few people will take it as advice when most is least heeded. 28. It turns out that the most terrible thing in this world is not to have nothing, but to get it and then lose it, and to be helpless in the face of the moment of loss. 29. Try to manage every bit of beauty in your life, and tell yourself not to bow, even if life is difficult and things change. Don't judge a person's sadness easily. The moaning in your eyes is actually because you have never experienced the inferiority of the other party. Be careful and be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. 31. You might as well give in to the way you are determined to go and the things you have done. This is not called compromise, but life. Besides, for other things, if you don't dump me, I won't dump you. This is called character. 32. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intended to be hidden, but not all pain can be shouted. 33. Not everything is destined to be successful, but everything is worth a try. All the unwillingness in life is because you have dreams, and you are afraid of being old and not afraid of the long road. 34. Don't promise when you are happy; Don't give an answer when you are angry; Don't make a decision when you are sad. A truly mature person consists of two parts, one is the pursuit of beauty, and the other is the tolerance of disability. Good Night! 35. It is a blessing for people to be kind to you, and it is generally their duty to you. Not all efforts are rewarded, so don't pay with the psychology of seeking returns. No one is the obligation of anyone, so cherish those who are kind to you. Being nice to you is not because of paying, but because I am willing, that's all, so I won't hurt anyone or myself. 36. Only by knowing your age and doing what you can do well at this age can you have whatever you want at the next age. Good night 37. Sometimes, I have a lot to say in my heart, but I don't know how to express it; Sometimes, I have many dreams, but I can't do it. Love doesn't hurt people, it's hard to dream without being crazy. In the journey of life, there are always some expectations that cannot be fulfilled, and there are always some desires that cannot be realized. 38. Life only sells one-way tickets, and the past is the past. Don't look back frequently, where it exists, it will bloom. To be a man, you must have an inner silence, a sense of urgency, and an embarrassment. The most beautiful you are not born like a summer flower, but in the long river of time, calm and calm. Good Night! 39. No matter in life or at work, it is difficult for us to get things right, but we can do everything wholeheartedly. A positive attitude is the guarantee of success. Be careful and do everything with all your heart, so that we can reap surprises and grow ourselves. Good Night! 4. Pain, you don't have to say it; Crying is not necessarily a sad thing; Laughing is not necessarily happy; Silence is not necessarily indifferent; Leaving is not necessarily very chic; Happiness is not necessarily never hurt. 41. You don't have to explore people, but you are suspicious. You don't have to finish what you say, but you have no friends when you finish what you say. There is no need to be harsh on others, and being harsh is far away. You don't have to be humble to respect others, and being humble is less bone. People don't have to retreat, and there is no way to retreat. 42. There is no eternal pain in life. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal. There is no if in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and what comes back is no longer perfect. There is no hurdle to get through, only people who can't get through. Slowly, no more tears; Slowly, everything will pass. Good night 43. All one's life, the sufferings he suffered when he was young are nothing but a springboard. The most difficult thing for people on the springboard is not the moment they jump off, but the struggle, hesitation, helplessness and loss in their hearts before jumping off, and they can't talk to others at all. We thought we couldn't jump, so we closed our eyes and got up our courage, but we jumped. 44. The world won't have to repay you just because of your efforts, nor will it ask others to treat you equally because of the way you treat others. The most difficult thing for people to live in this world is to maintain a humility and peace, and this humility comes from sincere and down-to-earth efforts. Good Night! 45. If it is really bitter, you have no time to shout tired. If it's really sad, you have no time to feel ashamed. You have time to complain because you haven't suffered enough. Good Night! 46. Every unthinking day is a blasphemy against life; Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life. Read the ups and downs, read the life; Read the time, read the life. Good Night! 47. You can't have everything that happens in life, you can only experience it. Those who know this well will understand that there is no loss, but only passing through, and there is no failure, but only experience. Looking at life with a browsing heart, all gains and losses, hidden and obvious, are landscapes and customs. Good night 48. No matter what we do, we should stick to it and don't be afraid of failure. Since it is said that failure is success, her mother, if you pursue her baby, of course you should smile at her mother. 49. Many times, when things go wrong, it is easy for us to get anxious and then lose our sense of proportion. Speculation about the unknown will amplify your anxiety. Therefore, don't be so anxious when you encounter problems, give yourself some time to think and leave some room to "brew luck". Good night 5. You only see others get good grades, but you don't see how late he stays in the library every day; You envy others for their good figure and temperament, but you don't know that she is sweating like rain in the gym. Instead of obsessing about why other people's lives are always hanging up, it is better to try bravely and make continuous efforts. The so-called "good luck" is nothing more than an opportunity met with efforts. 51. Hunger can keep a clear head. Loneliness can restore the lack of humanity. Responsibility can solve all problems. Time can give all the answers. 52. Play with all your heart when you can, and you have to accept your heart when you should. The difference between people is often not in other things, but in your own self-control. The more you lack self-control, the more uncomfortable you are. 53. Life is like a journey on the road, a journey through the mountains, a journey through the water, and a journey through the wind and rain. Looking forward, life seems out of reach, but looking back, it is close at hand. Life is not easy. After those hard times have passed, all that remains is good luck. 54. It's thankless to expect others to be satisfied with you. From different angles, there are different views; Therefore, as long as you are satisfied with yourself, you don't have to care about what others say about you! 55. Life, just let nature take its course, peace of mind and natural happiness. Life may be unsatisfactory, but don't give up because of a little difficulty; There may be too many ups and downs to face in life, but you must not lose your confidence in life because of failure. 56. When you are alive, don't expect everything to go your way. If you should go, you should leave. If you have too much to bear, it is difficult to travel. Learn to choose and learn to refuse. Learn to cherish and forget; Learn to grasp and let go; Learn to relax, learn to let go, and be a happy person. 57. When people reach middle age, if they don't have elegant appearance, they will inevitably have superficial appearance; Without a calm look, it is inevitable to have a desperate look. Don't think about the past, because you can't change the past. Don't think about the future either, because you can't decide the future. All we can do is enjoy the present. People must live in this moment completely. The rest, it's all wishful thinking. 59. Don't think that everyone in the world cares about your affairs. Do you think everyone is staring at you? In fact, everyone has their own troubles, and no one cares about you. —— Mo Yan 6. The saddest thing in life is not that there are too many things that are not what people want, but that you are addicted to them, lost yesterday, lost today, and therefore missed tomorrow. 61. Everyone who appears in your life has a reason. People who like you give you warmth and courage. People you like teach you love and self-control. People you don't like teach you tolerance and respect. People who don't like you make you introspect and grow. 62. Every step of your life must be completed by your own ability. You have no material in your stomach, no skills in your hands, and it is useless to know more people. Networking can only give you opportunities, but it depends on real skills to seize them. So, it is more important to improve yourself than to please others everywhere. 63. All the beautiful moments that you can't go back are unparalleled good times. Thank the past, cherish the present and look forward to the future. Crying to yourself and laughing to others is the so-called life. 64. Being wronged is almost the fastest way for a person to grow up. What you eat is grievances, and what you get after digesting is patterns. 65. In this world, no one can really feel the pain of another person. You have an arrow through your heart, and you are in pain. It is only your own business. Others may sympathize with you, and may sigh, but you will never know exactly where your wound is festering. 66. All efforts will make us better people. Your current efforts and preparations are all precipitation and accumulation, and they will help you to burst into a powerful force at a special time. One day, your efforts will prove yourself for you. 67. People who can make themselves happy all the time are the most capable people in this world; People who can make themselves happy every day are the smartest people in the world. 68. Being angry shows that you are not generous enough; Depressed, indicating that the mood is not open-minded; Anxiety shows that the mentality is not calm enough; Sadness shows that the heart is not strong enough; Melancholy means that the mind is not sunny enough; Jealousy means that you are not good enough. If you want to cultivate yourself, every time a bad mood appears, it is a rare opportunity. 69. Diamond rings are flashy. Those who buy you a big diamond ring may not really love you so much, but those who buy you a small diamond ring must be poor. 7. Confess to a girl: "I like you for a long time. Can you be my girlfriend?" The girl said shyly, "You fool, don't you understand my mind?" I heard a burst of joy: "So you agreed?" She smiled and said, "It seems that you are really stupid." 71. A couple quarreled, and the woman said, I hate you more and more, and I get bored when I see you. The man returns: Me too. This is a woman's sleeve. Say it again if you dare! Man: I hate myself more and more. 72. On the way back to the dormitory, I met a girl crying in the corner. I went over and asked her what was wrong. She sobbed and asked me, "Would you … like to lend me your shoulder?" I said, "As long as you don't cry! I am willing! " The girl stopped crying and stepped on my shoulder and went over the wall to buy delicious food. 73. I believe she likes me, otherwise she wouldn't take a photo with me. Look, this is our graduation photo. 74. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or doesn't like me. 75. I invited some friends to play mahjong at home. My girlfriend watched, I won, she danced happily, I lost, she shook her head and sighed ... I glared at her and said, "What are you nervous about when I play cards?" "Wipe, I can not nervous? Although I lost your money, once I won, it was my money! " She fumed. 76. A goddess who has been secretly in love for many years suddenly sent a message asking me, "Are you there?" I was so happy that I suppressed my inner excitement and said, Yes. Then the goddess sent a link: vote for my daughter, remember the number 12334 … 77. I am very principled. No matter how many times the alarm clock rings, I can insist on getting up when I am late. 78. I have been secretly in love with the goddess for a long time, and I follow her home every day. Finally, today's opportunity came. On the way, I met two drunken youths flirting with her. I roared and rushed up and beat two people away. The goddess said, "Thank you. I owe you one this time. Do you have any requirements?" Me: "Be my girlfriend!" goddess