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I am in urgent need of an Olympic-themed script. . No limit to length, thank you

Act 1, 1932, on the eve of the Los Angeles Olympics

[Scene 1] Location: Oriental Newspaper Office; Characters: Reporter A, Reporter B, Reporter C

[The lights are dim]

[A desk is placed in the center of the stage, with many newspapers and documents stacked on it. C is sitting at the table immersed in writing reports, and the pen in his hand is empty as he writes. After getting ink, C skillfully sucked the ink from the ink bottle on the table, and then continued writing. ]

[A holds a stack of documents]

A: C, what happened to your report?

C (sighed): Hey, don’t mention it, I get angry just thinking about it!

A: Who says it’s not? The government's refusal to send representatives to the Los Angeles Olympics is clearly an excuse for saying it was rushed and lack of preparation. I'm afraid that in the end, we will be laughed at by those foreign devils again, saying that we have no one in China to use.

C: Shhh, don’t say such nonsense, don’t cause trouble.

A (excitedly): Afraid of trouble? Would I still be a reporter if I was afraid of trouble? You said that for so many years, whenever we deal with foreigners, we have suffered a loss. Not only have we paid compensation, but we have also had to cede territory. Our sovereignty has long been incomplete! Taiwan has been lost, Hong Kong has been lost, and that’s not all. Now even the three northeastern provinces are under Japanese control! Not only did the government not send troops, it also prevented the people from resisting and watched helplessly as the Japanese robbed our territory! Could it be that this kind of thing can only be tolerated over and over again, couldn't we just say this!

C: These things are what we talk about in private. Don’t talk about it when you go out.

A: The Los Angeles Olympics are coming soon. We finally have a chance to let the world see China’s strength, but the government refuses to send representatives to participate. I'm afraid that those foreign devils will take advantage of me again and cause some ridiculous trouble.

[A and C shook their heads helplessly, and B ran up]

B: Hey, have you heard? The Northeast Manchukuo is going to send representatives to the Los Angeles Olympics.

A (surprised): What? When was this news?

B: I just found out too.

A (angrily): How is this possible! This is clearly a Japanese conspiracy with ulterior motives!

B: What else can there be besides conspiracy! Alas, it’s a pity that you and I are incompetent and can’t say this for our country!

C: Okay, okay, it’s useless to be angry. We are just little reporters, so what can we do?

A: How? Of course we must send our own athletes to participate in the Olympics! What does our newspaper do? This is not all you need to eat. I am going to write a report now, titled "The Puppet Manchukuo has no right to represent the Chinese nation."

[Prepare to change the scene, B and C exit. The table moves to the back right of the stage]

A (monologue): This is China, backward China. Because we are backward, no one will look down upon us; because we are backward, we have no say in anything. Not only does it have no international status, it has also been repeatedly invaded. Even in equal and fair sports events like the Olympics, we do not have the right to speak. When will this humiliating history end?

[A sighed, walked to the table and sat down, lowering his head to write the report. In the next scene, A should keep this posture]

[Scene 2] Location: Street; Characters: Passerby, Passerby Chou, Newsboy Yin

[Yin on his shoulder, carrying a one-shoulder backpack filled with various newspapers; Yin held a stack of newspapers in his left hand and a newspaper in his right hand, hawking as he walked]

Yin: Look Read the newspaper. The puppet Manchukuo wants to send representatives to the Los Angeles Olympics. The government is questioned about the lack of people in the National Congress. Read the newspaper!

[When Yin is selling, Zi and Chou come up]

Zi: Get a copy of the newspaper.

[Yin hands a newspaper to A, and A takes the newspaper and gives money]

Yin: Thank you, sir. [While hawking, the voice fades away] Read the newspaper, read the newspaper, the puppet Manchukuo wants to send representatives to the Los Angeles Olympics, the government is questioned about the lack of people in the National University, read the newspaper, read the newspaper!

Tzu (reading the newspaper): Come and see (pointing at the newspaper to Chou), the Japanese actually took advantage of this loophole and wanted to send representatives to the Olympics.

Chou: Let me take a look (take the newspaper and read it). How can this work? Isn't it true that we are such a big country and don't have any athletes?

Zi: It’s not that I don’t have them, it’s that I refuse to send them.

(Referring to the newspaper) Have you seen it? "The National Government made it clear that 'due to the lack of time and the inability to fully prepare, we gave up this opportunity to participate. We deeply regret this.'"

Ugly: What is this Well, in this situation, how can we abstain before the game?

Zi: This is not just giving up, this is clearly a loss of sovereignty!

[Zi and Chou exit, A stands up from the table and walks to the center of the stage]

A (monologue): Who said there is no one in China! With the strong demands of the Chinese people and the support of many patriots, our own track and field athletes finally boarded the President Wilson mail ship sailing to Los Angeles. This is China's first athlete to participate in the Olympic Games. He is the pride of the motherland and the hope of the nation. The Chinese nation’s Olympic dream began here.

[Scene 3] Location: Oriental Newspaper; Characters: Reporter A, Reporter B, Reporter C

[C comes]

A: C, You're back, how's it going?

C: I don’t know yet. B will tell us when he hears the news soon.

A: People really take this matter seriously. As soon as the report came out, public opinion was in an uproar! Later, the government still sent Liu... What did Liu do?

C: Liu Changchun.

A: Yes, Liu Changchun. What a good name, spring always comes, so auspicious. I heard that Liu Changchun's performance in domestic competitions is almost the same as that of the world champion. In terms of strength, he is fully capable of the world level. It seems that he has hope to compete this time!

C: It’s hard to say. Going to the United States in a hurry and tossing it back and forth will definitely have an impact.

A: Oh, that’s right. I heard that he had been floating on the boat for a long time, and he was about to start racing as soon as he arrived in the United States. It was really embarrassing.

[B walks up]

A (excitedly): B, you are back, how are you?

B (shaking his head): Forget it, we were eliminated in the preliminaries.

A: Why? Is it really not strong enough?

B: Cough, what can I do! What good results can be achieved by just getting off the boat the day before and rushing into battle the next day?

A: It’s so unfair!

B: Who says it’s not?

C: Okay, okay, what else can you say when things are like this? It was originally sent out in a hurry, without any preparation. It would be great to be able to catch up with the competition! If I had struggled for two more days, I would not even be able to catch up with the Olympics. I would have waited to see the closing ceremony in Los Angeles.

B: What’s good now, those foreign reporters call us the “sick men of East Asia”!

A: It is a shame that China, a great and powerful country, is ridiculed in all aspects. How sad!

B: Is there any way? The facts are before us, we lost.

A: Just wait, one day we will win the Olympic gold medal and let those foreign devils see who is the hero and who is the sick man! In my opinion, this day is not too far away!

[B and C exit, A walks to the front of the stage. It will be necessary to change the table setting to the next scene later]

A (monologue): Yes, this day will definitely come! For this historic day, China has been waiting for fifty years; for this epochal day, the children of the Chinese nation have been looking forward to it for fifty years. No matter what happens or changes in the past fifty years, it is impossible to shake our Olympic dream. As long as we have firm belief, the moment of success will eventually come!

[Under Armor]

Act 2, 1984, during the Los Angeles Olympics

Location: Oriental Newspaper Office; Characters: Reporter Ding, Pingwu E, Reporter Ji

[The stage lights brighten]

[The arrangement of the desk is not much different from the first scene, except that there is an extra telephone on it. Wu is sitting at the table, Ding is standing next to Wu, and the two are talking]

Ji (running up with a camera): I got it, I got it, "The steel plant is very productive, and our country's economy is booming." "My shooting skills are top-notch!

Ding: Come on, if you are really a photography expert, why doesn’t your employer send you to the Olympics for interviews?

Ji (unconvinced): That’s to take care of Lao Li. He is the elder and has more seniority than me. This is to carry forward the good tradition of the Chinese nation of respecting the elderly and loving the young.

Ding: You are so stubborn.

Ji: Who is so harsh? No matter how bad I am, I am still better than you. How many of the photos you took have been used? (To Wu) Lao Wu, you think so.

Wu (laughing): You two are young and full of fire.

Come on, if you are really good sons and daughters of the Chinese nation, go and see if the news about the Olympic Games has come back.

Ding: What news?

Ji: Don’t you know this? The results of the Olympic shooting competition should be out by now, don’t ask yet.

Ding: Really? I'll ask right away! (Turns around to leave)

Ji (stops Ding): Let me go. Seeing as you don’t understand anything, don’t mistake first place for eleventh place, and the gold medal for a big pocket watch! (laughing, walking down)

W (laughing): Xiaoji is really funny and sharp-tongued. You can never defeat him.

Ding (blushing): Lao Wu, what did you say!

E: Why, at this point, you are indeed not as good as Xiaoji. Besides, Xiaoji is right, you neither like sports nor do you care about sports events. Xiao Ding, you are also a reporter. Please pay more attention to such a big event as the Olympics.

Ding (a little embarrassed): What you are talking about is...

[W lowered his head to read the manuscript and was silent for a moment]

Ji (no one has arrived, the voice First arrival): We win! Oh, we won!

[Ji rushes forward excitedly, waving the press release he just sent back]

E (stands up, concerned): How is it?

Ji (shouting): Xu Haifeng, Xu Haifeng! He... (I was so excited that I shouted out loud and coughed twice) He won!

Ding: Please make it clear!

Ji: Xu Haifeng, champion, gold medal! (Walking back and forth excitedly)

E (excited and unbelievable): Really? Is this true?

Ji: It’s absolutely true! ! Gold medal, Olympic gold medal!

Ding: Think about it quickly, think about it quickly.

Ji (he took a few breaths because he ran too fast, and then started to read the news message in his hand): "Chinese shooter Xu Haifeng won the men's free pistol competition. This is the first time a Chinese shooter has won the championship." The first Olympic gold medal. At the award ceremony, International Olympic Committee President Samaranch personally hung the gold medal on Xu Haifeng's chest and said: 'This is the greatest day for Chinese sports.'"

< p>E: Great, the failure fifty years ago finally found a successful ending today. (Take two steps forward, suddenly remember something, and turn back) Quick, do it quickly, this must be tomorrow's front page headline! Xiaoji, you write it. (Pensive for a moment) It’s called “China’s First Gold Medal in Olympic History.”

Ji (happily and enthusiastically): Hey!

[Ding, Wuxia]

Ji (monologue): Our road to the Olympics has just taken a small step, and there are more goals waiting for us to achieve. When will we be at the top of the gold medal list? When will we be recognized as a sports power by the world? Most importantly, when will we be the host country for the Olympics? I think it’s not too far! Soon, almost in an instant, our dreams will come true!

[Part 2]

The third act, July 13, 2001, before Beijing’s successful bid for the Olympics

Location: in front of a TV in the newspaper office; Characters: Reporter A, Reporter B, Newspaper Director C

[A and B are sitting on the sofa watching TV, C walks up to A and B]

A and B (Seeing C, he stood up slightly): Director C.

C: Well (nods to A and B, A and B sit down), are you done? (Looked at the TV)

A (explained): All three manuscripts have been written, so...

C (smiled, waved his hand): Don’t be nervous, I I’m not here to criticize you for watching TV at work. I'm here to watch TV with you.

B: Why doesn’t the director go home to see you?

C: I am a bachelor at home, so there is no excitement here. Today is such a big event, so of course I have to watch it with everyone.

[Before C finished speaking, some voices from the venue came from the TV. A points to the TV screen and pulls B next to him]

A: Hey, it’s started. Well, this should be the 112th Plenary Session of the International Olympic Committee in Moscow.

B: You know so well.

A: Of course, I have been paying attention to the Beijing Olympic bid since 1998. There is nothing related to Beijing’s Olympic bid that I don’t know.

C: Eight years ago, we were two votes short of Sydney. It was such a pity.

A: This time it must be successful, no, it must be successful!

TV: Voting is open, you can vote now.

(The TV sound should try to imitate the original voices of the translator and host on the day of voting)

[A, B, and C stare at the TV screen and remain silent for a moment]

B (A little impatiently): Why haven’t you gotten the result after a long time?

A: Shhh, watch carefully.

[A moment of silence]

B: How is it?

A: The results of the first round of voting will be announced soon.

[A moment of silence]

TV: Osaka has been eliminated, we will now proceed to the second round of voting immediately.

[A, B, and C breathed a sigh of relief, but soon became nervous again]

TV: So...the next candidate cities are: 2. Paris, 3. London , 4. Beijing, 5. Istanbul...

C (patted his head): Yes, I almost forgot the most important thing. A, B, hurry up, stop being stunned and start preparing reports. Major events of national concern must be posted to the newspaper's website as soon as the voting results come out.

B: Director, or is it the usual practice to prepare one copy?

A: Of course it is a manuscript to prepare Beijing to be successfully elected as the host country of the 2008 Olympic Games. This vote cannot fail!

B (unconfidently): But just in case... you will be safe if you are prepared.

A: Don’t be so unsure!

C: Okay, A, you will write about Beijing’s successful election, B, you will write about Beijing’s narrow miss in being elected.

B: Director, no need, his manuscript will definitely not be published.

C: Let’s prepare first so that we are prepared.

B (a little disappointed): Oh.

[A and B started writing, and there was a moment of silence]

TV: 102 valid votes for the next round, 0 abstentions. Then the majority required is 52 votes. Okay, so let's move on to the next round. Voting begins——

[A, B, and C all looked up and stared at the TV]

TV: Voting is over.

[C breathed out lightly, A and B quickly lowered their heads to write the manuscript, and were silent for a long time]

[C stared at the TV nervously, A and B's efficiency improved, and the three Everyone is in a state of tension]

[The noise of the scene and slight laughter can be seen faintly on the TV]

TV: Now Samaranch is walking towards the rostrum, and he will be there soon. To announce which city won the final bid to host the 2008 Summer Olympics.

C: (To himself) It must be successful! (To A, B) How is your manuscript going?

B: That’s almost it...

A (read the last word while writing): Olympics, luck, dream, fantasy. (Looks up with satisfaction) Director, it’s finished.

C: Okay, okay.

TV: Let’s listen.

TV: (Samaranch) Before I announce the results of the vote, I would like to thank these five candidate cities on behalf of the International Olympic Committee and the entire Olympic Movement for their outstanding work and thank them Committed to the Olympic Movement. Now I want to announce the voting results——

[A, B, and C stare at the TV and hold their breath]

TV: The host city of the 29th Olympic Games is Beijing.

[Cheers, "We won, we won!"]

A (sent the manuscript immediately): Won! Beijing wins! We won!

C: Quick, full page news, tomorrow’s highlight!

A, B: No problem, we will start work immediately!

[A writes at the table, B and C next. The music of "We All Ready" starts and the furnishings are changed]

Act 4, during preparation for the Olympic Games

[The books, newspapers and documents on the table are roughly the same as those in Act 2, except for the phone number above It's more modern, and there's a cell phone next to it. The ink bottle is long gone, and A, sitting at the table, writes the report with a gel pen. B walks up]

B: A, what are you writing again? (Reading) "The Olympic flame lights up every corner of life."

No, the torch relay hasn’t started yet, why are you writing this?

A: What I mean is that the Olympic spirit has been reflected in every aspect of our lives.

[A and B look at the center of the stage]

[Scene 1] Location: Street characters: Director A, Actor B, Passerby C

[Stage There is a trash can on the right front side]

[A and B walk up. A is holding a script and an empty mineral water bottle in his left hand, and he is talking and gesticulating with his right hand]

A: This shot is in the middle of our public service announcement, a very short shot. After a while, I will throw an empty mineral water bottle. You have to catch it in mid-air and then throw it into the trash can. Your movements should be sporty, do you understand?

B: I understand.

A: (Retreat to the side of the stage) Each department is ready, 1, 2, 3, action!

[A throws the water bottle, B walks up and hugs it]

A: (step forward) Stop! No, no, it has to be dynamic, so that it can reflect the vitality of the Olympics, just like playing basketball.

B: Then... I'll try again.

A: (retreat to the side of the stage) 1, 2, 3, action!

[A throws a water bottle, B is about to catch it, C rushes up and grabs the water bottle with a beautiful gesture, and throws it into the trash can]

C (to A): Hey, Uncle, don't litter (waving one finger of your left hand in front of you to mean "no"). The Olympic Games are coming, and we need to be civilized - "Welcome the Olympics, be civilized, and establish new practices." There are so many public service announcements on TV, uncle, you should take a careful look.

B (at a loss): Director, this...

A (waving his hands, smiling): It’s perfect, the action just now was great, just use it Got it! All departments call it a day and move on to the next location. (Speaking and walking down in a hurry)

C (puzzled): Exterior scene? What, what are you doing?

B (smiling and patting C on the shoulder): Nothing. Brother, your skills are really good.

C (touching his head): No, no, probably because I prefer playing basketball.

[B and C Part 2]

[Scene 2] Location: Campus Characters: Student A, Student B

[B walks up with a book , A runs to catch up from behind and slaps B on the back. B was startled, fell forward, stood firm and looked back]

A: B, let’s go, run with me!

B: Go on your own, I'm not interested.

A (holding B’s arm): No, let’s go for a run. We agreed to run one lap every day.

B: Who said it? I never said yes.

A: The school encourages us to exercise more. Why don’t you go?

B: If you don’t go, what’s the use of exercising? I'm going back to do my homework. (Turns around to leave)

A (stops B): No, you are not allowed to go back.

B: What are you doing?

A: Go running with me!

B: Please spare me.

A: What are you talking about? We want to be a pioneer in national fitness, which is to welcome the Olympic Games. To welcome the Olympics is to support the Olympics, to support the Olympics is to support sports, to support sports is to support the health of all mankind, to support the health of all mankind is...

B: Stop, stop. I'm afraid of you.

A: Let’s run, hurry up, quick, quick! (Pushing B from behind)

B: Okay, I’m convinced by you.

A: Come on, hurry up. (Pushing B down)

[Scene 3] Location: Oriental Newspaper Office Characters: Reporter A Reporter B

[A stood up and walked to the center of the stage, B followed]

A: You see, "The environment is better, and there is less pollution; there are more smiles, and there are less scolds; there is more help, and there is less selfishness; there is more harmony, and there is less destruction." How wonderful!

B: Well, not bad, catchy.

A (with emotion): One hundred years.

A hundred years ago, "Tianjin Youth" gave China three questions: "When can China send an athlete to the Olympics? When can China send a team to the Olympics? When can China host the Olympics?" Now, these All the question marks have turned into exclamation marks! 1932, 1984, 2001, these extraordinary years will surely be remembered by every Chinese person forever.

B: From Liu Changchun to the 2008 Beijing Olympics, it was so...so...

A: So what?

B: Changes in the sea? Feeling like a world away?

A: What, that one is called "after all the hardships, happiness comes". It’s wrong and inappropriate. It should be said that we have fulfilled our century-old Olympic dream.

B: Can you come up with something new?

A: Dreams come true.

B: Are there any other words?

A (to the audience, like a host): Stay tuned - August 8, 2008, the moment of the Olympics.

B (laughing): Actually, it’s useless no matter how much we say. The key is to see our performance. Our performance is the performance of Beijing, the performance of China, and the performance of the Olympic Games.

A: Yes, come on Beijing, come on China, come on the Olympics!