Funny narcissistic literature about "brother"! Save the unfortunate

I have to be clear, I'm not a fan of Godzilla or a narcissist. I'm just an ordinary writer, and I like to make fun of life and all kinds of interesting phenomena in life in a humorous way.

Speaking of "brother", the word always seems to be associated with some interesting things. For example, some young people's mantra: "Don't ask me why, I just procrastinate!" Or: "Don't look at my broken car, you don't understand the scenery in my heart!" "

Others like to call themselves "elder brother". It seems that this title can make them feel confident in an instant. As a result, on various social media, I can always see some people's personal data saying, "I'm not a legend, I'm just too rich!" "

Of course, it would be more interesting to put this narcissism into literary works. For example, a writer may describe himself like this: "His pen is unparalleled, his talent is unparalleled in the world, his appearance is handsome, his temperament is noble and elegant, and he is his brother!"

Or, a poet may express his narcissism with such a sentence: "I am brilliant in poetry, I look like Pan An, my temperament is better than Li Bai, and my talent is better than Su Shi, my brother!"

Having said that, in fact, what I want to express is that everyone has a little narcissism complex, but some people are more obvious. However, this narcissism is sometimes acceptable, as long as it is not excessive, it can bring some relaxation and happiness.

Finally, end this article with a humorous and narcissistic sentence: "Brother is not in the Jianghu, but his legends are everywhere in the Jianghu!"