Ask for some funny jokes.

1. I asked a girl how to flirt with boys this season. She said it was simple, so she took out the hand cream and squeezed a lot on purpose. Then she said, Oh, I accidentally took too much. Come on, put out your hand ... and put extra hand cream on the boy's hand. Pay attention to wrap his hands tightly and spread them evenly. Nine times out of ten, he is you. This move is simply amazing!

Second, a classmate in the dormitory went to the toilet and accidentally dropped his mobile phone while playing with it. Then he went back and took out a pair of chopsticks. Just as this classmate was preparing to get off chopsticks, a buddy came in the toilet. Seeing this scene, he asked with concern, "Dude, haven't you eaten yet?" ……

Third, I was always bullied when I was a child. My brother taught me: if someone hits you again, you will do it with bare arms! From then on, I became a celebrity in the school: "Have you heard? There is a fool in our school who starts to take off his clothes as soon as he is beaten. "

Someone was sleeping in class, but the teacher got angry and asked him to solve the problem on the blackboard, ready to humiliate him in public. Just stood up, the teacher began to sour him: because of poor grades, he dared to sleep in class. He is shameless and can sleep. As a result, someone solved the beautiful problem. The teacher suddenly felt a little embarrassed. As a result, he walked back to his seat, sat down and said faintly, I'll take a nap first, and then you ask me if I'm late.

My little niece often takes Hal downstairs to play, but yesterday, my little niece came back by herself after playing for a while and didn't see Hal! Sister-in-law asked her niece, where is our dog? Little niece: An uncle likes our dog very much. I see you always think the dog ate too much, so you gave it to your uncle! sister-in-law ...

Son: Dad, I don't want to do my homework. Dad: Let me tell you a story. In the space race between the United States and the former Soviet Union, both sides encountered a problem, how to write in zero gravity. So Americans spent a lot of money to develop gravity-free ballpoint pens, while the former Soviet Union used pencils. This shows that you have to finish your homework even if you run into space!