Classic quotations of humor

First, putting on airs is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a sign of youth!

Second, I was better at school when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

Third, if I meet you, I need to spend all my luck Please stay away from me, I want to save my luck to play mahjong!

Fourth, if one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one!

Fifth, playing with good people is called playing, and playing with bad people is like working overtime!

6. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

Eight, one person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die!

9. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a Mercedes-Benz flew past me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the distant figure, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own!

Ten, when money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!

In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

Twelve, saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing! Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it! They say it's too cold up there, and everyone is climbing! Say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, don't give up! Say heaven is the best, why not go to what?

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!

14. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out!

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, love will have no good end!

If you want to buy a house in Beijing with a monthly salary of 10 thousand, you might as well set a small goal first, such as living for 500 years.

The reason why you are unhappy is that you can't stand the present state and have no ability to change it. You can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig!

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Nineteen, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance will definitely give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated!