Homophonic joke

There are many homophonic jokes, which are usually just used for bloggers to laugh.

Specifically:

1. Shrimp and mussel both got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels" (I am excellent). The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms. The doctor prescribed medicine for me, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the way and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a quiet bun. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

3. A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now!

The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Mushroom is furious: "I don't have eyes, go to hell." Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges will die!

During the festival, the rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.