Luxun's Humorous Short Stories

When we mention Lu Xun, we always think of many words: profound, heavy, severe, stubborn, brave and resolute-yes, Lu Xun will always be cold and serious in our hearts. But this is by no means all he has. Lu Xun is also a man full of sense of humor. Therefore, we might as well talk about Lu Xun's humor.

Lu Xun was nicknamed.

Lu Xun has many hobbies, such as giving people nicknames. This habit, which has been formed since childhood, has not changed until old age. As early as when I was studying in San Tan Yin Yue, there was a course called "Dui Ke", which achieved good results and was praised by the teacher, Mr. Shou Jason Wu. Once, a classmate peeked at Mr. Wang's project "Unicorn" and quietly asked him what was good about it. Lu Xun said, "Be kind to four-eyed dogs." Unexpectedly, that person actually answered Mr. Shou with this answer. Mr. Shou is nearsighted and wears glasses, so he naturally goes into a rage, while he covers his face with a book and can't help laughing.

Lu Xun's observation can be described as keen. He gave girls a vivid name to cry-four, because when girls cry, tears and snot come together! Isn't it four? He is giving a lecture in Peking University. At that time, there was a young professor in Peking University named Chuan Dao, who left a foreign student's head, nicknamed "a pinch of hair" and affectionately called him "a pinch of brother Mao" when they met. What an interesting expert! Moreover, he even called his lover Xu Guangping a "harmful horse", and even came in handy when writing a letter to his mother, saying, "Don't worry, mother, it's very good to harm the horse now ..."

Luxun haircut

Lu Xun cut his braid without hesitation. At that time, it was as incredible as men wearing skirts. But in the face of ridicule, sarcasm and abuse, he still went his own way. Later, he even got a crew cut. His hair is hard and stands upright in the wind like an iron brush. In today's words, it is handsome and cool.

He is too lazy to get a haircut and often ignores it for months at a time. Friends made fun of him: "Cai Yu, why don't you cut your' soil'?" How ugly! "Lu Xun said solemnly," oh! I'll pay. You look good! "Later, I really couldn't see the past, so I barely got a haircut.

Once I walked into a barber shop, the barber didn't know Lu Xun, and when I saw his simple clothes, I thought he must have little money and didn't take a haircut seriously at all. In this regard, Mr. Lu Xun was not only angry, but also gave him a large sum of money at will after the haircut. The barber was overjoyed and his face was full of smiles at once. After a while, Lu Xun came to have a haircut again, and the barber immediately took out all his housekeeping skills. He did it "exquisitely", with a humble face. He didn't do the dishes well, and Lu Xun didn't show generosity. He just took out the money and counted it to the barber one by one, without giving a penny more. The barber was puzzled: "Sir, why did you give this today?" Last time you ... "Lu Xun laughed:" Last time you were careless in geography, I accidentally gave it to you. This time, I will give it seriously. "

After seeing the photos of Lu Xun, I don't think he is very handsome, but Lu Xun is confident in himself. Once the British writer Bernard Shaw saw him and said, "Everyone says you are Gorky of China, but I think you are more beautiful than Gorky." Lu Xun listened to such "flattery" and said humorously, "I will be more beautiful when I am old!" This old man is really interesting.

Lu Xun talks about nose

Lu Xun's humor is full of atmosphere, wisdom, optimism and elegance. Once his niece asked him, "Why is your nose shorter and flatter than my father's?" Lu Xun smiled: "My nose was as high as your father's, but I hit a wall everywhere in the dark, so my forehead and nose are short!" "

Some progressive young people in Guangzhou founded the "South China" Literature Society, worried that the first issue of the publication would not be sold, and hoped that Lu Xun would contribute to the publication. Lu Xun said humorously and seriously, "Publications sell easily. You can write an article to scold me, and my publication sells well! " "

He always speaks without scruple and dares to think and speak. For example, he expressed his views on people's secret "sex"; Appetite is to save yourself and save the present; Sexual desire is a question of preserving offspring and preserving permanence. The diet is not evil and unclean; Sexual intercourse is not evil, not unclean. It's a pity that China's old ideas completely violate this truth. Until I gave birth to the child, I was still evasive, but I was full of dignity for the child. This behavior is almost equal to the rich man who stole money and made a fortune! In order to show that people can't be one-sided, he said humorously: heroes are powerful, but they can't be called "sexual masters" just because they also have sex.

While teaching at Beijing Women's Normal University, a student once went to the park with a boy without parents' permission. When her parents found out, they ran to the school to make a scene and scolded the school for its lax discipline. Feudal rigid principals also reprimanded female students for being "outrageous" like shrews. Mr. Lu Xun happened to pass by, and after learning the story, he said humorously, "It's sunny now. What's wrong with two young people going to the park together?" Those young people in the park are not allowed to go shopping. Do old men and women have to go shopping? ! "

In the 1920s, Chuan Dao, a professor in Peking University, spent most of his time talking about love. He left a student's head, nicknamed "a lock of hair". Lu Xun's A Brief History of Chinese Novels was published and sent to Chuan Dao. On the title page, Lu Xun wrote: Please,/from the "arms of your lover",/extend a hand temporarily,/accept this dry and tasteless "A Brief History of China's Novels". /My dear brother Mao!