A joke on March 8.

The paragraph on March 8 is as follows:

1, Mona Lisa sees you stop smiling; Yang Guifei saw you, drunk and fooling around; Shi saw you and did a weight loss exercise; Wu Zetian sees that you are no longer arrogant; Athena was so jealous when she saw you. Happy March 8th.

2. On Women's Day on March 8th, what do you want men whose birthdays are on March 8th to do and how to spend them?

Great wife, what do you want to eat today? Cheer for you this year, cheer for you today and pray for you tomorrow: always keep your youthful face and beautiful mood.

4. The spring is warm, the grass grows and the beautiful festivals shine. Dear sisters, don't be too tired, relax and be happy. Throw away trivialities, get ready, dress up charming and enjoy life. Happy March 8th.

5. A woman's name is a mistake, so is a man's name.

6, the phone rang, greetings, Women's Day was liberated, half the sky was really sunny, holiday shopping and leisure, beautiful and generous, whose wife appreciated it, today's Women's Day, please men behave well and women reflect.

7, March breeze, blowing a smile on your face; The warm sun in March gives you a bright mood; The silk rain in March washes away troubles; The flowers in March are all blooming for you, sending a blessing voice: Happy Women's Day.

8. A little sincerity is better than a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a little greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings me all my thoughts, so that I can take good care of myself in a busy day.

9. Where has all the time gone? The growth of children is always accompanied by the aging of mothers. My hands are still so warm all my life. Mom, thank you for accompanying me all the way. I wish you a happy Women's Day.

10, those who receive my blessing will never be fired; People who study will prosper; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of the person who forwarded it skyrocketed.