What did Italy do at one stop?

During World War II, Italy was a fascist alliance with Germany and Japan, so-called "axis country". Germany held an ambivalent attitude towards Italy's participation in the war, which reflected a joke given by German military enthusiasts-

If Italy remained neutral, it would be equivalent to increasing the strength of our army by 1 divisions; If Italy opposes fascism, it is equivalent to increasing the strength of our army by 2 divisions; But if Italy wants to join the Axis, our army must spend 5 divisions to protect it! ! (Italy, what can I say about you ...)

First, about eating

1, is there any way to eat delicious food on the battlefield? Under this belief, while other countries were busy developing new weapons, Italy invented the freeze-dried food preservation law because it wanted to eat delicious military food ... which shocked the United Nations.

2 On the battlefield 1 kilometers away from the supply station, the whole army cooked spaghetti to eat, and then the whole army was easily captured by the enemy ...

3 The fighting would stop at lunch time, and PASTA would hide behind the front line in despair after eating ...

4 The Italian military uniform was a gentleman's outfit, and 3 million tons of black tea were bought from all over the world. On the package of a famous Italian red wine, there is a slogan "If you are drunk, you will not be afraid of fighting". Among the materials captured by the enemy, red wine is more than ammunition

5. Captives captured in Italy can eat luxury packages every day ... A British pilot was captured by Italy and put into a prisoner concentration camp. That night, he got his own dinner in prison. It was from the appetizer to macaroni and meat, and even the last fruit and red wine were well-equipped, luxurious and unnatural.

"Is this the so-called last supper ..."

The next morning, a senior general appeared in front of him: "Yesterday, we made a little mistake and provided you as a general with dinner for ordinary soldiers. This is definitely not intentional abuse of prisoners. Can you forgive the wrong guard for my sake? "

6 Italy in a prisoner camp escaped from prison. Because there was no PASTA to eat, they went to another prisoner camp with PASTA. Later, the former prisoner camp assured them that PASTA would be provided, so they went back ...

7 The German army received Italy's rescue request in the desert and sent a squadron to rescue. When they met with Italy, they found that the other side was boiling macaroni with precious water ...

Second, about armament:

1 After declaring war with the allied countries, they began to think about the battle plan ...

2 Once Italy could not find a warehouse suitable for storing explosives, it