Does anyone know some humorous jokes or ancient and modern essays with distinctive expressions? thank you

Someone was selling cakes and his voice was hoarse. People asked them why and said, "I'm hungry." He asked, "If you are hungry, why don't you eat cake?"

Said, "It sucks." (Two people whisper)-(Ming) Master Fu Bai's series "Laughing Forest" once, drunk as a fiddler, passed by the door of Lu's participation in politics and threw up all over the floor. The janitor of Lujia came over and scolded, "How dare you get drunk and spit at my door!" " Yugong raised a pair of drunken eyes, squinted contemptuously at the doorman and said, "It was your door that didn't cover the right place and actually pointed at my mouth!" " The doorman thought the drunken man's speech was very interesting, so he retorted with a smile, "My door has already been built. Was it built in front of your mouth today? "

The foolish old man pointed to his mouth and said, "I've been talking for years!" " -Master Ming Fu Bai Zhai's Elegant Joke