Humorous jokes told to me by colleagues.

1. Just now, the office MM asked me why another MM can play games with the S player on her machine. Answer, maybe the graphics card driver is not good. MM then asked for help downloading the latest version and installing it. Answer, what's good for me? MM said, "I'll let you play for a while at most." After 0.0 1 s, there was no one on the table or chair, except that MM ... (I don't know why everyone went underground to look for a pen).

There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, she made a bet with her. What bet did you forget? She asked: What if I lose? Answer: I lost. My last name is Jiao. Loud voice, the whole class burst into laughter 10 minutes. . .

3. Once a female colleague came to me and said, I want to upload it! (My computer is the company responsible for updating and uploading web pages) I said, I don't care if you sleep! She said angrily: I just want to upload, I want, I want, if you don't let me upload today, I will ignore you, hum! Seeing her angry, I had to say: OK! Do you do it yourself or shall I help you? "She replied," please help me! " ....

One day, the school cleaned. PLMM clean the window. Because the window is higher. So stand on the table. But the glass below can't be wiped off. I was passing by. . MM shouted "Wipe under me". I'm scared. Ask where? MM said, "I'm down here, please help me clean it."

The whole class burst into laughter. . . MM even blushed. . .

I used to make models in groups in school class. I'm the team leader. One day, I took the drawing and asked a MM in the same group when she could make that part. MM is probably busy dating and rarely appears in the workshop recently. Two heads spread out and said to me, I want to make it for you, too. I don't have that much time. See if I can make it for you tonight. The two boys next to them put down their papers heavily and rushed out of the factory, covering their mouths. ...

6. Our department has a plmm. Once, I wanted to take her to do an experiment and make an appointment to do it after work. . . I forgot to surf the internet in the afternoon, and suddenly I received a short message from mm when I got off work: Do you want to do it or not? My face was blank and my heart was pounding. . . Q: What should I do? Mm said loudly: let's do it, hurry up. . . I'm in a hurry! After a while, everyone was quiet, and then they laughed wildly. . .