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Preface of purgatory angel

In order to save mankind, God sent angels to the world.

The angel said to mankind, whoever believes in me will live forever.

Those who don't believe me will go to purgatory.

Thus, the game of purgatory angels saving mankind began.

Purgatory angels are entrusted by people to kill people they hate.

After the death of the person who entrusts the angel of purgatory, the soul will be thrown into 18 hell and tortured. ...

Purgatory angel chapter one

"Humans don't want to believe in angels and crucify them, so angels shed their white wings and become purgatory angels, demanding that humans sell their souls in exchange for eternal life."

When the lazy body falls from the sky,

The soul was born again.

Purgatory angel chapter 2

When the angry body is washed naked,

Soul rebirth.

Purgatory angel chapter 3

When the arrogant body wags its tail like a dog,

The soul instantly leaves hell and goes to heaven.

Purgatory angel new chapter 3

When jealous bodies kill each other,

The soul can live forever,

You will not be redeemed ... "

Humans don't want to believe in angels and crucify them, so angels shed their white wings and become purgatory angels, demanding that humans sell their souls in exchange for eternal life.

Today, the temperature is 25, radiation 2 17, the humidity is 74%, and the ultraviolet rays are trace. Only the light in this position can perfectly set off my handsome face.

Yakult for you -007

Thank you. I like Yakult-Monti Star best.

What, what, fight without me, are you sure?

——747

Sorry, heroes are always lonely.

I called my girlfriend, my half-sister and my good friends in the whole school. ...

Even if I am a ghost, I will rob you of OO7.

But I'm not very good at hitting on other boys besides you.

No, I already have a girlfriend.

"Thanks to the angel and the old witch who feed me hamburgers and French fries every day.

I have a lot of ketchup! "-miss cherry

Monti is the flower of our team at MIT.

Although it is just a round flower. ...

Heroes are always lonely.

Hey, why did you just say 100 meter?

Look at 007 in the future, and you have to look through a telescope.

Everyone has something they don't want others to know, right?

It turns out that Zhan Shide wants to be your 007.

Zhan Shide, are you okay?

Li Xiaoxing, I don't hate you, I hate myself.

I think it should be in line with the theme of video games, with Tomb Raider or life-and-death fighting style-ghosts.

747, I'll call myself. I'm telling you, I may not be your girlfriend either. In order to give you a punishment for love, I decided not to talk to you for the time being until I can't stand ghosts.

I'll tell you this ghost can't rank correctly. Only a woman with wisdom and taste like Miss Cherry can feel my unique handsomeness-747.

Your jokes are so cold that I'm hungry-187.

I should die, because it is normal for my rival in love to want me to die. I want to kill my rival in love, and I can't finish it in a year-187.

Monty Star, I asked you to go to the scene to sort out the evidence, not to take a personal photo of 007-Miss Cherry.

My crow's feet can kill flies. Should I get hyaluronic acid or Botox or something?-Principal.

I found that 007 at this angle is simply handsome.

ghost

1 Every school has secrets, and you never know what will happen in the next second. When you are screaming, scared and have nowhere to run, the only person who will come to save you is them-the life-threatening nemesis "thunderbolt MIT"!

The wicked will fall because of their own wickedness, and those who expose lies will not escape. You only have 29 minutes left. ..........

This is my own war, and I will solve it myself.

The game is not over yet, do you dare to continue playing? "

Conan has a Xiaolan beside him. Of course, 007 has a monty star as his partner. -Monty Star

This is the sixth sense of love! It's like telepathy between us "-monty star

7 Shuai Shuai Shuai, 007, I find that you are so handsome from this angle! "-monty star

I knew I was in trouble. I will stay as far away from you as possible in the future. 100 meter is far enough? -Monty Star

I lost, I lost in this ridiculous revenge plan, and I was stupid enough to let the game disc control it all ... "

10 We are not only playing the world of online games, but also every player who actively seeks the angel of purgatory and is willing to sell his soul to satisfy his desire.

1 1 Jealous bodies kill each other, and the soul can get eternal life, and you will be doomed ... "

12 the game between you and me is coming to an end, but the game of purgatory angels will continue ... "

13 "In any case, you can't win this game! I can't retaliate against this ghost school, and then someone will retaliate against me ... "Yang Mingwei.

14. My mouth is smiling, because I'm happy for you, and my eyes are crying, because you don't need me anymore, and you don't need my smelly tea eggs, and you don't need me to worry about you-Monty Star.

15. monty star, I know it's you, will you come out? Let me see you. Are you going to avoid me all your life? I know you are protecting a very important person, but MIT and I are not important to you at all? I know you're hiding because I hate you, but that's okay. I will end this game and let you be the magic star and my stupid and lovely girlfriend. Then, I will stipulate that my girlfriend is not allowed to cry alone after 7 days. If you want to cry, I will cry with you! Monty, come out. -007.

16. Li Xiaoxing is you, Monty is you, you are you, I will never hate you -007.

4. Have you forgotten? You have a very smart boyfriend, so no matter where you hide, I will find you, okay? ——007

17. It's dark, please close your eyes, the killer should be killed-Xu Wanxin.

18. My first wish is that my mother will never have any secrets or lie again. Mom, you let me live a lie without my father and sister, and almost let my sister never know who her real parents are. Can you forgive yourself? -Lu Keying

19. Everything is fine if it ends well? What a cliche! The quality of fortune cookie is not very good recently ...-Monti star.

20. The next love will be better. . . No, no, no. ! ~ Next-Monti Star

2 1. I only care about what I once had, not eternity. . How could I? . So blind! ! ! Anger is coming-Monti Star

22. Men shouldn't make women cry. . I was in tears. What's the use of talking about this? ! -Monty Star

23. You two are made for each other. One loves to talk nonsense, and the other loves to think blindly. The whole thing went blind together-187.

24. You can't see their match with the other eye -747.

25. There is no one here -747 Of course I don't know anyone. It says "No Entry" in big letters outside. Who will come in but the two of us? -007.

26. People with six million dollars' legs have no pain and no money. ——747

27. If you want to come, come to me. Why use Lin Yujie to hurt Li Xiaoxing? ————007

28. Miss Cherry, I forgot to ask you whether 007 calls 187, 007 calls 187, or two calls at a time, 007 and 187-747.

29. Turtle with mung bean, beauty with beast, genius with geek, it's no big deal-Monty Star.

30. You are my chocolate -007.

3 1. If you can't love someone well, you are not qualified to fall in love.

32. Because detectives can't lose their judgment because of feelings, even a calm criminal expert like my dad has been defeated by feelings. -007007 I won't give you any more trouble. -Monty Star

33. Monty, why should I do this for you? - 007

The first episode:

9 minutes 3 1 sec to 9 minutes 48 sec.

The game has already started. Touch your left pocket.

A rogue villain will be attacked by a stern messenger. If you are really a genius, should I give you 30 minutes? !

You lost, and you dare to challenge again? I'll wait for you in the classroom 105!

18minutes 5 1 sec to19minutes 1 1 sec.

It was just a warm-up question, but this time it's not that simple.

The wicked will fall because of their own wickedness, and the liar will not escape.

You only have 29 minutes left.

35 minutes and 24 seconds to 35 minutes and 34 seconds

Is it? The evil messenger will fall into his own pit.

The clue is right behind you. Be careful not to be scared by me.

50 minutes 15 seconds

Touch your pocket and friendship will start again.

53 minutes 22 seconds 53 minutes 36 seconds

The game is not over yet. Do you dare to continue playing?

54 minutes and 45 seconds to 55 minutes and 25 seconds

The last clue is on the CD. Just solve the mystery and you can go out.

(007: That's it, there is no punishment for losing, and there is no reward for winning)

As long as you prove that I am smarter than you, this is the best reward. Come on, I don't have time to stay with you until dawn.

(007: What if I want to continue playing? )

Wait until you solve the last clue, but I guess you'll never solve it.

The second episode:

4 minutes 33 seconds to 5 minutes 19 seconds

We reported that the only son of a real estate tycoon surnamed Qian mysteriously disappeared 15 years ago, and the kidnappers extorted 10 billion dollars, setting a record for the highest ransom that year. After the police's full search, the murdered child was finally found in the fishing port, but the kidnapper was still at large.

According to the reporter's investigation, after 15 years, a horror film with the theme of self-portrait of kidnappers appeared in El Nino College.

Baby, the game is on.

22 minutes and 27 seconds to 22 minutes and 40 seconds

According to the latest news from the reporter, the kidnapper's self-portrait horror film circulated in Shengying College before now has female students who have been killed.

48 minutes 59 seconds to 48 minutes 12 seconds

According to the reporter's information, the victim, surnamed Qian, was kidnapped 15 years ago. It is very likely that he suffered from Stockholm disease and was brainwashed by the kidnappers and agreed with his criminal behavior.

53 minutes and 58 seconds to 53 minutes and 09 seconds

The reporter interviewed Mr. Qian Fuhao, who was almost killed that year. Do you want to go back to the kidnapping scene again to stimulate the memory of being kidnapped that year?

The fourth episode:

2 1 min 39 sec to 2 1 min 22 min 02 sec

Do you like the meeting gift I sent you? You really want me to find you, don't you, anthomaniac? The game has begun.

The purpose of my existence is to eliminate you anthomaniac. If you are not afraid of death, come to me.

The fifth episode:

1 min 20 seconds to 1 min 34 seconds

Mirror mirror, who is the most terrible person in the world? Have you guessed? That person is you, and I want everyone to know your terrible face.

52 minutes 04 seconds to 52 minutes 16 seconds

Mirror mirror, who is the most caring woman in the world? Have you guessed? It is you! If you really have love, you must come back and be your student, right? !

The sixth episode:

13 minutes and 56 seconds to 14 minutes 14 seconds.

In order to save mankind, God sent angels to the world. The angel said to mankind, whoever believes in me will live forever; Those who don't believe me will go to purgatory. Thus, the game of purgatory angels saving mankind began. ......

25 minutes 19 seconds to 25 minutes and 49 seconds

Humans don't want to believe in angels and crucify them, so angels put away their white wings and become purgatory angels, demanding that humans sell their souls for eternal life. ......

Purgatory angel save chapter 1

The lazy body falls from the sky, and the soul gets eternal life. ......

30 minutes 37 seconds to 30 minutes 48 seconds

Purgatory angel save the second chapter

When the angry body is washed naked, the soul will be immortal. ......

37 minutes 14 seconds 37 minutes 26 seconds

Purgatory angel save the third chapter

When the arrogant body learns to wag its tail like a dog, the soul instantly leaves purgatory and goes to heaven. ......

5 1 min 49 sec to 52 min 04 sec

I rewrote the third chapter of angel salvation in purgatory. Listen to it. Jealous bodies kill each other, and the soul can live forever, and you will live forever. ......

55 minutes 05 seconds 55 minutes 14 seconds

The game between you and me is coming to an end, but the game of purgatory angel will continue. ......