Have you ever been laughed at by any cold jokes?

I saw my husband playing ipad ... I rubbed against him and asked him. "Husband, what am I to you?" "Oh ... you are my ipad" I am very happy. "So you can hold me in the palm of your hand, right o (∩ _ ∩) o" "No ..." "What's that ... o _ o" "It's the front plate and the back plate. ...

Just now, a * silk was writing a letter to her girlfriend in traditional Chinese characters, and there was a sentence in the letter: "You are my grandson". As a result, another silk took a look and said in shock, "What? You are my large intestine? ! "Holy shit. .

When we were young, we were all flowers and bones of our motherland. Over time, some people have blossomed, some have borne fruit, some have scattered branches and leaves, and some have blossomed. It's great that there are such a small group of people who finally grow up to be ............. ............

Yesterday in the sea area of the supermarket, a crab climbed very hard from the box with the price of 18.99 to the box with the price of 29.99, regardless of the situation of being tied! I stopped to stare for a long time and couldn't help but burst into tears. . . . What a touching inspirational story.

A few days ago, my friend said that he would attend a wedding and change cars with me for a few days. I promised, and when I got to the meeting place, I gave him my car keys, and he threw me a bus card! I shouted angrily, remember to refuel when I'm finished! He readily promised. As a result, I returned the car today, and he actually shouted at me and the car: "Come on, come on, come on ..."