Ask for a few good jokes

1. One day in high school, we got together and chatted. At this time, a girl who is famous for her overflowing love said, "When I have money, I will build an orphanage!" " "

Students around me have expressed their views. Girl B said, "When I have money, I will send my clothes to you ~"

Boy C said, "When I get rich, I'll send you food ~"

Girl D said, "When I have money, I will send food!" "

At this point, suddenly found quiet around, suddenly looked up, but see everyone looking forward to looking at me. ...

So I recalled our conversation and found that there was really nothing to send. ...

"Then when I have a child, I will give it to you!"

Anxious ... I must have shorted out!

2. shit in the Woods. When you look down at a hole, you spray cigarette smoke into it. After a while, a snake came out and swam up from the instep.

3. Being bored at work, I went to Taiyuan Huang Po Cemetery with a female colleague on a whim.

We walked in the cemetery for more than ten minutes and didn't see anyone. We walked and talked. A cemetery worker came out of nowhere and asked what we were doing here.

I just prepared an excuse to say that I was shopping, but I didn't expect my female colleague to blurt out "Looking for someone!" "

Three people stood in the cemetery for half a minute and couldn't speak ... 4. A classmate was knocked down in junior high school, caught the bad habit of grey machine and played at school. Once I heard that he was watching porn at home, and then I couldn't help asking for a gray machine. At the beginning of the fight, her mother came back, and then he couldn't stop. He just opened the door and said, "mom, I'm sorry!" " Mom, I'm sorry! ",his mom and dad collapsed at that time. ...

At that time, everyone in college watched NBA. Because there is no TV, everyone goes online to find live video. Unfortunately, the network is too developed, there are too many live channels, and the delay time is different. A game is a wonderful victory. After reading it, I strolled to the dormitory next door. I didn't expect the room next door to be dark, and their live channel was later than ours 1 or 2 minutes. At that time, the timer stopped and there were 5 seconds left in the room. Someone said that this last ball must be given to A, and immediately someone said: P and B are the best candidates ... I leaned against the door, lit a cigarette, put my hand in my pocket, looked at the ceiling, and whispered to everyone: A serves the last ball, B covers it, and then gives the last ball to X, and then X steps on the three-point line to catch the ball and shoot .................................................................. ".Half a minute later, the game started ... everyone cheered, and then there was a sudden silence ... a pair of desperate eyes stared at the back of my departure. ...

6. I used to recite a text in the second day of junior high school, which was quite slippery. Just dialed a number in America to show off. When an American received a phone call, I began to say hello, and then I began to recite the text. This text mainly talks about what I did in a day. He didn't know what to say after listening, and now he knows that what he said is none of my business.