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Who has a joke about fighting landlords?

Female netizens gave themselves a screen name, calling: "Five Big and Three Thick!" "The male netizen asked her," Why do you want to call her such a masculine name? " The female netizen replied: "This is not what I want to miss the eight boyfriends I met in the Tang Dynasty. " 、

When the bell rang, the teacher smiled and said to the whole class, "Students who are clamoring for school should not panic, and they will not delay class. Please don't chat with people who eat instant noodles. Tell the students playing poker in the back row to be quiet, and don't affect the sleep of the students in the front row. Students who look at the scenery by the window are called students who play basketball on the playground, so that I can arrange my homework. Students on the way remember to make a phone call in the Internet cafe.

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Judy Dou, a popular China Poker; Dou dizhu, a popular Chinese poker; fighting the landlord

Students' homework today.